C1237 A Huge Pit Dug by the Parrot
By the lakeside, the crocodile and the huge turtle appeared. The parrot wasn't surprised at all. It also shouted for people to take pictures. Lin Sen really despised this behavior of the parrot. It was simply a complete loop, and there was no end to cheating people!
"I say, you should be able to do it!" Lin Sen said to the parrot.
"What can I do? If you need something, you can have a market. I'm just trying to satisfy the curiosity of humans. You should thank me. We're so familiar with each other, so let's forget about the gratitude fee. Just say something nice. " The parrot said proudly.
"Where did you get that idea from? There's a problem!" Lin Sen said unhappily.
"I learned it from you! One trap is deeper than the other. You still have to thank me for the trap!" The parrot said bluntly.
Tian Yu and the others couldn't help but laugh. The parrot was worthy of being called the Bird God. It understood Lin Sen's temperament very well and its evaluation was very accurate.
Lin Sen was instantly speechless. He could not find any words to refute. He could only roll his eyes a few times. He decided to wait for the people to finish taking photos and leave as soon as possible. Otherwise, this fellow would not know what was waiting for everyone. However, he soon realized that he had thought too simply of this bird. This fellow was not an ordinary intelligence.
"This is the Ice Snow Spirit Fruit, a specialty of Ice-fire Island. It blooms in 3,000 years. It blooms in 3,000 years and eats a fruit that can allow one to live forever in youth." After the photo was taken, Lin Sen and the others continued to stroll around. In a forest full of fruits, the parrot began to peddle it again. Lin Sen had also picked this thing quite often. The taste was indeed good, but it had some special effects. It was probably just that the nutritional ingredients were slightly higher. As for the eternal youth, it was fine. There was absolutely no such thing as that.
"Keep blowing, keep blowing, blowing towards the sky!" Lin Sen said with disdain.
"What bragging? This is an advertisement, an advertisement, understand?" The parrot retorted.
"Right now, there are clear rules in the advertising law that we can't exaggerate the facts." Lin Sen said.
"Forget it! It had been so many years since the beef could be seen in Braised Beef Noodles, and I didn't see any advertising law punish the instant noodle factory for bankruptcy. " Lin Sen didn't know what to say about the parrot's strong evidence.
"I found out that you won't win the fight with this one. Look at me." Ye Yun smiled as she planned to stand up for Lin Sen. This bird was too detestable. It bullied people.
"Hey! Little bird, I'll take care of this piece of fruit." Ye Yun said generously.
" Tsk! So what if you're rich! Everyone is limited to one fruit. Such a precious thing. I will sell one to each of you because of our friendship. Otherwise, I won't sell a single one. " The parrot said one sentence. You won't be short of money in order to completely defeat Ye Yun's acquisition plan. I won't sell it to you, my territory. Then I have the final say.
"This fellow is formidable!" Ye Yun looked at the parrot and said in admiration.
"What do you think? He is a bird god and has dozens of wives." Lin Sen said with a smile.
"Ninety-nine!" The parrot reported the exact number and raised its head proudly.
"Why is it ninety-nine? If you don't add up a hundred, do you only know the two-digit algorithm?" Ye Yun looked at the parrot with a curious look on her face.
"Ignorant!" The parrot proudly tossed out these two words and did not continue peddling Ye Yun with its fruits.
"Wow! It's quite arrogant! If you have the ability, let's draw lines and compare notes. Let's see who is ignorant. " How could Ye Yun submit to this? Ye Yun clamored.
" Do you know how to fly? " The parrot asked indifferently.
There was no comparison. Ye Yun immediately said smartly, "Two wins out of three rounds!"
"Do you have a wife?" The parrot asked again.
Ye Yun looked at the parrot and said helplessly, "Your shamelessness has exceeded my understanding. You won."
"Thank you for letting me win, but in front of Island Master Lin, I feel inferior!" The parrot sighed and made Ye Yun and the others laugh. Lin Sen, on the other hand, was speechless. He had been shot even if he was lying down!
Lin Sen gave the parrot a big roll of his eyes. "Don't talk about me, he said, giving it a big roll of his eyes. Do you still want to sell your fruits?"
"Yes, of course. Each person is limited to one fruit, 100 yuan per fruit. " The parrot announced the price. Everyone heaved a sigh of relief, but at the same time, they were also a bit disappointed. At this price, there was no need to think about immortality. It was also impossible for youth to last forever. At most, they could buy a taste of fresh food. However, was it worth it to try a taste at this price? Don't look at how everyone was a guest on the world's most luxurious cruise ship. But not all of them are rich, the point is... Whether the fruit was delicious or not, no one knew.
"This fruit tastes good, and the nutritional ingredients are also good. If everyone is interested, you can buy one to try. This stupid bird selling it at this price is still considered a conscience." Even though it couldn't live forever, nor could it stay young forever, things that grew in secret realms were still extremely valuable. Lin Sen saw through everyone's doubts and reminded them.
"You are the stupid bird. This bird god definitely has a conscience. Unlike some people, their hearts are all black. No, it should be said that they don't even have a heart." His resentment towards Lin Sen was very deep! Seizing the opportunity, the parrot began to complain.
Regardless of the quarrel between the two of them, people started paying money to buy fruits. The fruits weren't big, only the size of a tennis ball. They looked ordinary, but the taste was really... The people who originally had the idea of having a taste of 100 yuan actually wanted to eat one after eating one. However, the parrot insisted that its purchase restriction policy was not shaken, which made many people feel a slight sense of loss.0
After tasting the fruit, Lin Sen and the others continued forward. In the following journey, the parrot did not cause any more trouble. Finally, it returned to the shore smoothly, which made Lin Sen even more suspicious. Could it be that this fellow wanted to earn some money just because he didn't give it any gifts? Was it planning to buy it by itself? But that didn't seem possible. Considering the parrot's tsundere nature, the idea of seeking revenge for the smallest grievance was to take pictures again. It was selling fruits again. This wasn't normal. It was very unusual.
Just as Lin Sen was puzzled, the parrot finally revealed its ultimate move. "Island Master, as we agreed, This is yours. You're welcome to come again next time! "
Lin Sen laughed. After a long time, he was waiting for him here. He wanted to make him look like a black-hearted tour guide. However, it seemed like he had used the wrong person. It was just a small amount of money. Who would believe that he, Island Master Lin, was someone who lacked this little bit of money? Suddenly, Lin Sen realized that something was wrong. The guests would definitely think that they were greedy for these thousands of dollars, but what about the others? If they heard this news, would they think too much? This was the true purpose of the parrot!
"You're ruthless!" He nodded in admiration. It had to be said that the parrot's move was ruthless enough. Although it would not have any effect, it would still cause some people to be suspicious!
The parrot smiled complacently. "I learned it from you!"
"I'm not as good as you. Thank you for your generosity." Lin Sen smiled and snatched the thirty percent he had been given. He turned around and ran away. He stepped on the waves and headed towards the Boundless. The Boundless could not stop at the north end of Ice-fire Island. They all landed on speedboats.
"My money, you pay me back! That is our hard-earned money!" The parrot reacted and chased after Lin Sen. It was miserable to hear its heart-wrenching cry.
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