C460 Confession to a Gorilla
0For the rest of the day, Shi Dali stayed in the corner. He wanted to go over and chat with the other three people, but they were obviously more into the role of gorilla than him. They slept and thumped their chest and stomped their feet, making Teacher Shi even more afraid to move.
Finally, when the sun was about to rise, the three of them left through the other cages. Shi Dali also wiped off the dew on his body, turned around and went back to sleep.
He had no choice, he could only wait for the staff member Bao Daya contacted to let him out. And in order to ensure his safety, staying a little longer was also not wrong.
Besides, being careful for one night was the right time to fall asleep, so even though this place wasn't comfortable, it was always right to squint for a while.
Just like this, while Teacher Shi was dozing off, a girl with a mask, coat, and large black-framed glasses that completely covered her face came to the side of the cage.
Speaking of which, it was really a coincidence, she coincidentally arrived beside Shi Dali and peeked inside through the fine barbed wire.
His big eyes stared at the chimpanzee without moving, but no one knew what he was thinking.
The originally confused Shi Dali was scared out of his wits by these eyes.
What's wrong? Why did he come out so early in the morning to sleep and use his eyes to scare an innocent gorilla?
"Chimpanzee, I have hemorrhoids. What do you think we should do?"
Suddenly, the girl spoke.
In short, Shi Dali, as a chimpanzee, felt like his head was hit.
Do you have hemorrhoids or not go to the hospital? It's not appropriate to complain to a chimpanzee, is it?
"I'm afraid to tell the broker that the company rules are very strict, so I might lose a lot of opportunities, and now I'm distressed and in pain. What do you think we should do? "
He didn't notice anything wrong with the chimpanzee at all, so the girl continued to speak.
Teacher Shi could only maintain his current expression as he clearly heard each word. Then, he stared at her.
However, this girl seemed to have a manager, and her identity wasn't that simple.
"And you know what? The actor I worked with, he stinks of a fox, but I can't say, I heard he has some relationship with the boss of the company, narcissistic to death, gorilla … What do you think I should do? He's been harassing me all the time, and I'm upset! "
Continue, the girl said, her tone full of grievance.
This time, Shi Dali could vaguely guess the identity of this girl. She seemed to be a female artiste!
After that, he simply spread out his hands, indicating that there was nothing a chimpanzee could do about it.
In the end, it was this movement that almost caused the little girl to jump in excitement.
"You understand me? God! You really are a magical gorilla, do you really know what I'm talking about? "
Teacher Shi nearly rolled his eyes when he saw Ye Zichen's surprised look.
I'm not really a gorilla, so of course I know what you're talking about.
"This is too surprising, this is too surprising!" Steamed Bun Sis said that the zoo can decompress the pressure by talking to the gorillas. This is actually true! "
The excited little girl mumbled to herself before moving closer to the cage, handing in a bunch of bananas.
After glancing at her, Shi Dali was already a bit hungry, but after thinking for a while, he couldn't get out. So he pounded his chest and then peeled off the banana skin and stuffed it into his mouth.
It was a wonderful morning to eat bananas and listen to stories.
"You're really too cute. I'll buy you something nice to eat later. Now listen to what I have to say."
The smile on her face became more and more joyous. She then took a deep breath and started to speak out everything she had been holding in for who knows how long.
"The CEO of our company actually likes men, and do you know that? The actor he's working with this time is a lover! I saw them living in the same room yesterday. Originally, their matter had nothing to do with me, but this actor was always harassing me, so I really wanted to put him in the toilet. "
"Also, our company owes a lot of money. I heard that it's going to close soon. Steamed Bun Sis wants me to quickly find a way to find another one, but where can I go to find one?"
"I'm so tired every day. If I knew it was going to be so tiring, I would have gone to be a teacher. Bun Tou sister said that the other two flowers were just tearing their hair in the corridor last night. Luckily, this has nothing to do with me!" "I've gained a lot of weight recently, and I feel like my figure is a little out of shape. Don't you know how troublesome it is to be a celebrity …"
Listening to these secrets of the entertainment circle, Shi Dali felt that bananas were quite quick to eat.
Especially when he heard the surprise, Teacher Shi would continue to thump his chest and even nod.
Especially at the end, Shi Dali's stomach suddenly started to ache after eating the bananas and not going out for the whole night. Simply put, he couldn't hold it in anymore and started to walk around.
Such an action gave the little girl in front of him even more encouragement. She poured out everything that was on her mind like beans, even the news that she was going to perform a minor surgery to get her body done.
In the end, after talking for half an hour, the girl finally stopped.
"Gorilla ah, I've said everything and I feel so good inside. You are really the smartest and loveliest gorilla I have ever seen. Do you have any wish? If there is one, I'll help you achieve it. "
Seriously, the little girl blinked her big eyes, then looked at the gorilla in the cage and said.
Unexpectedly, after she finished her sentence, the gorilla in front of her suddenly took off a hood, and a pitiful voice rang out.
"About that, I don't have any other wishes. Do you see that manager Li Gang has gone to work?" Just say that I can't hold back my piss and hurry up and let me out. "
At this moment, Shi Dali's eyes were flashing with an incredibly pious gaze.
As for the young Hua Dan on the other end, he felt his vision go dark and his ears started to chime. "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!"
What happened?
Isn't this the zoo? Isn't this a gorilla?
Why?
Why did he become a man?
God knows what a blow the confusion of this moment had dealt her, so that after a fraction of a second the girl let out a shriek and turned to run.
As for Shi Dali, he was lying beside the cage looking at the back view. His eyes were full of sadness.
"Don't leave, I really can't hold it in anymore …"
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