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531: C531 The Toilet Exploded

Author: Lang Gao San Chi San Word Count: 7316 Updated: 2025-04-03 17:15:42

C531 The Toilet Exploded

At the same time, on a large farm in the western part of the Americas, several staff members were running around in a hurry.

"Where's the box?"

"I don't know. He was here just now!"

"Hurry up and find it, this is the product of the first successful experiment of the fecal compression reagent. We will send it to the city for research."

"But I have indeed left it here. Why would I not see it?"

"Two tons of feces compressed to the size of a box. Dr. Snak is really amazing."

… ….

He didn't know what had happened in America, but after staring blankly for more than ten seconds, the dean finally pulled at the paste on his face.

Then, smelling the primitive smell of the prairie in the western part of America, his voice became shrill and hoarse.

"Catch him! Catch him for me!"

Who knew how broken the dean was at this moment. In fact, when he thought about it again, the sudden explosion of two tons of compressed feces almost made him stupid.

Now that he realized what was happening and looked back at the scene in front of him, he really couldn't keep his emotions calm anymore.

"This... It was actually sh * t! "Lu Youzhi, damn you, take out a pile of shit from his pocket!"

The chubby headmaster's wife also lost her wits and screamed.

To someone like her who was obsessed with cleanliness, she was simply like a noble fairy who was pressed to the ground by a sow. Thus, when she started swearing, her voice was already filled with a sobbing tone.

As for Principal Lu, he had a bellyful of grievances that he was unable to voice out loud.

He originally thought that Shi Dali was carrying valuable items that he stole from the hospital, but who knew that this guy was carrying a crate of sh * t.

These days, who would have thought that there would be someone with a pocket full of sh * t that would explode!

Even if it was a deity, it wouldn't be able to defend against it!

Then naturally, all the anger and grievance he felt turned into a roar from Dean Lu at this very moment.

Suddenly, along with the order from the dean, a bunch of doctors rushed over like zombies. Shi Dali pulled Chen Shuke along as they ran towards the elevator in panic.

There was no helping it, these people were all unrecognizable, Teacher Shi did not have the courage to interact with them intimately.

Just then, they arrived at the elevator. The elevator door opened, and several nurses walked in.

"Principal, Mr Liao is here. He brought a few friends over to say that he is here for an inspection... What was going on? Toilet bowl... Did it explode? "

Initially, the nurse was quite anxious. However, after finishing her sentence, she looked at the scene in front of her and was completely stupefied.

Everyone was a decent bunch, so why did they become like this?

However, upon hearing these words, Principal Lu still rushed over.

"Mr Liao is here?" Why did he come so suddenly? "Where are we?"

The dean was obviously at a loss for what to do. He didn't even care about Shi Dali anymore.

The nurse stared dumbly at the man in front of her for a full ten seconds before speaking.

"Who are you?"

"It's Lu Youzhi's fault! Where's Mr Liao? "

With a bellyful of anger, Principal Lu roared once again.

What kind of expression was that? Even he, the dean, could not recognize it.

However, the nurse was stunned once again, but then she shook her head.

"Nonsense, you're not the dean. You're here to dig for dung."

With just one sentence, Principal Lu nearly vomited blood. The other doctors looked at each other in dismay before quickly turning their heads back.

This was too embarrassing. It was best for them to hide for a bit, otherwise, they might not be able to survive in the future.

With his hands on his hips, Lu Youzhi was about to go crazy. However, before he could say anything, Shi Dali suddenly handed him a piece of paper.

"Wipe your glasses. You can't see anything, can you?"

The understanding tone in his voice caused Lu Youzhi's body to tremble.

"Shut up!"

"It's not good that I said that. It was something you had to take out. Now that things have turned out like this, tell me … I'm really sorry. "

"Shut the fuck up! Call Security Team, capture him! Arrest him! "

Shaking his head, Principal Lu nearly jumped up when he spoke.

Then the elevator doors opened again, and several men in suits came out together.

"Where's Dean Lu? I have something to tell him. What was going on? Toilet bowl... Did it explode? "

A slightly chubby middle-aged man at the front spoke, but his words left him stunned for a moment.

As if he had seen this scene somewhere before, Lu Youzhi felt somewhat confused. However, he did not dare to get angry at this man, because he was the boss of the hospital, Liao Jiakang!

This was the case with the private hospital. They had invested in the hospital, but he, Lu Youzhi, had only hired them with a high salary.

Simply put, he was working for someone else. Now that he saw the boss, he had to behave a little better.

"Mr. Liao, we were attacked. There's a terrorist attack here, it's him! But don't worry, I will take care of it, I have already informed the Security Team, and I don't know who you are here for … "

It was undeniable that Principal Lu was indeed not an ordinary person. Soon, he had an idea in his mind, so he took off his glasses and explained.

However, he was interrupted by Mr. Liao halfway.

"Mr. Shi? "Why are you here?"

He turned his gaze towards Shi Dali. This Mr. Liao Jia Kang's face was full of excitement. He almost bowed down and shook hands with Shi Dali.

Then, Principal Lu was stunned. His wife was also stunned. The doctors present were also stunned.

What was going on?

He was clearly a fella who came up with a manure bomb for a terrorist attack, so why was he acting like he had a good relationship with the boss?

"You are..."

At the same time, Shi Dali slightly frowned.0

He felt a sense of familiarity towards the man in front of him, but he couldn't remember where he had met him.

"Have you forgotten? Me, Liao Jiakang! We met outside the Gambling Competition Assembly earlier, I also want to give you a name card. "

Liao Jia Kang didn't seem to be embarrassed at all when he saw that Shi Dali wasn't so sure, so he continued to explain to Shi Dali.

This time, Teacher Shi was enlightened.

That's right. He was one of the bosses who wanted to invest in the salesroom. That familiar feeling was coming from somewhere else.

"I remember now. Hello, hello."

Shi Dali also greeted Ye Zichen with a smile after he understood what was going on.

"Mr. Shi, why are you here?" Have you fallen for our hospital? So he came here to investigate? No problem. If you like, we can discuss it and it won't be too expensive. We can change our name after completing the procedures at the hospital. How about Wuhan Iron and Steel Hospital? "

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