C1141 Porcelain Woman
"When I encounter difficulties, you will help me in time. Isn't it right for me to call you big brother?"
Ye Feii naturally liked it when others called him brother, but Laang Ziya couldn't possibly have any ulterior motives, right?
"Brat, at least you're sensible. However, why do I feel that you have something to request of me?" Ye Feii was not a lunatic. He could see something from Laang Ziya's eyes. Don't forget, Ye Feii's eyes were very sharp. The moment others' eyes wandered, Ye Feii would know what he was thinking.
"Hehe, you finally saw through me." Laang Ziya laughed dumbly.
Ye Feii said that Laang Ziya must have something to ask of him. Otherwise, he wouldn't call him Big Bro, not to mention that Ye Feii was not old enough to be his Big Bro.
"Say it, what do you want now?" Ye Feii stopped and asked coldly.
"Gu gu gu!"
Hearing Laang Ziya's stomach suddenly growl, Ye Feii immediately knew that Laang Ziya was hungry and wanted him to treat him to a meal.
How long had he walked for? Laang Ziya's stomach was so bad. Besides, there was no restaurant in this desolate mountain. He had to endure until he reached the city to talk.
"You haven't eaten at Hengshan Sect?" Ye Feii asked impatiently.
"Yes, I did, but I was too excited back then and didn't eat much. I only thought about fighting monsters with you in Wangmai Cave and I immediately stopped being hungry. So when I was at Hengshan Sect, I didn't eat much." Laang Ziya said honestly.
"Serves you right. A man is actually so excited. I can't do anything about you. You're even harder to serve than a woman!" Ye Feii pouted.
"Hehe, big brother, if I were a woman, I would definitely choose to marry you. There aren't many men as outstanding as you. Which woman doesn't want to marry you?" The more Laang Ziya said, the more outrageous he became.
"Alright, alright. You don't need to say anymore good words. Aren't you hungry? I still have some dried food in my bag. Take some food to rest your stomach. After you get to the city, go eat at a restaurant." Ye Feii said seriously.
When Laang Ziya heard that he had to eat dry rations first, he decided to just forget it and patiently went to the city to eat.
"No need, I'll endure it for a while." Laang Ziya forced a smile as he held his stomach.
Ye Feii naturally didn't say anything. Since Laang Ziya insisted on enduring it, then he would just endure it. After all, there was still a few miles to go to the city, so he believed that Laang Ziya wouldn't fall down.
Ye Feii and Laang Ziya finally arrived at a small city. The moment they entered the city, Laang Ziya went to eat there.
At this moment, a woman suddenly walked over from beside Laang Ziya and Ye Feii. Immediately after, she pretended to be knocked down by Ye Feii and Laang Ziya, falling to the ground, which made Ye Feii very surprised.
Since this woman fell down, no matter who saw it, they should go up and support her. However, what happened next almost made Ye Feii spit out blood.
"Help, assaulting?" Just when Ye Feii was about to kneel down and pull the woman, he suddenly heard the woman yell as if she was going to rape him.
"Isn't this nonsense? When did I molest you?" Ye Feii was immediately vexed. This was the first time he was played by a woman, but he didn't know what this woman's intentions were.
After the woman on the ground shouted, the passersby all surrounded her. However, the woman didn't let go of Ye Feii's hand and still pressed Ye Feii's hand onto her chest. Ye Feii only felt something soft moving.
"molestation, molestation!" The woman's face had turned pale. However, this was the first time Ye Feii encountered this kind of thing, so he really didn't know what to do.
Especially when he saw a woman crying, he did not know what to do.
"Miss, don't cry. Let's talk after you get up." Ye Feii frowned and tried to pull the woman up, but when he touched the woman's hand, Ye Feii immediately felt that something was wrong. According to Ye Feii's understanding, most girls had smooth, delicate hands, but this girl's hands were very big and rough.
Ye Feii preliminarily determined that this woman was a pengci and purposely fell in front of Laang Ziya and himself. She must have realized that Laang Ziya and him were not local people and purposely bumped into each other, but Ye Feii would not let this person succeed so he must tear off this person's mask.
"Ye Feii, what should we do now?" Laang Ziya was so hungry that his stomach was growling, but this woman still refused to let Ye Feii go.
"What else can we do? We have to settle this matter." Ye Feii seemed to have his own thoughts. At this moment, Ye Feii found the biggest doubt, which was the woman's feet. Usually, the feet of women were very small, but the shoes worn by this woman were obviously as big as a man's shoes, maybe even a yard bigger than Ye Feii's shoes.
In order to be more serious, Ye Feii looked at this woman. The woman's characteristics were very obvious, there was no Adam's apple on her neck, but this woman obviously had a big Adam's apple.
As for this woman's breasts, they must have been altered. Otherwise, how could they be so big that they could be comparable to balloons?2
Seeing that Ye Feii had been staring at him, the woman shouted again, "Everyone look, this man is going to molest me again."
Laang Ziya was immediately angered. He took a step forward and said, "You girl, my brother pulled you up out of kindness, yet you framed him. Why did my brother molest you? Tell me."
Without hesitation, the woman continued, "He kept staring at my chest, this isn't called molestation, this is called."
When the crowd saw this, they all nodded their heads, feeling that it was Ye Feii's fault.
Since that's the case, Ye Feii was going to solve this issue. However, he did not get angry. Instead, he smiled and said, "Lady, since I've molested you, how do you think I should compensate you?"
When the woman heard the word compensation, she immediately came up with an idea. Wasn't it just for money? She thought Ye Feii didn't have the experience, but this experience was more exciting than usual.
"I'm not a foreigner, so I won't make things difficult for you two. How about this, just give me your silver taels as compensation." The woman's tone wasn't small at all. She actually wanted both Laang Ziya and Ye Feii's silver taels from him. It was simply wishful thinking.
"Hehe, the tone of the lady is truly not small. Since you want the silver taels from us two brothers, then let us properly molest you." Ye Feii knew it was a man's disguise, so he started to attack the man without any hesitation.
Just as she was about to make a move, this woman carelessly dropped an orange from her chest. Just when the surrounding people were startled, another orange fell out right after.
Ye Feii knew that this person was exposed, so he naturally wanted to run away. Then, he grabbed the clothes on this person's body, and before this person could react, the clothes were ripped off by Ye Feii. A man's body was exposed in front of everyone.
When the onlookers saw this, they were extremely furious. They threw things at the man in women's clothing and continuously beat the man in porcelain until he ran away.
Laang Ziya didn't expect Ye Feii to do such an incredible thing. If Ye Feii's guess was fake, then if he tore off this person's clothes, he would be beaten by many people.
"Ye Feii, you are too bold. Aren't you afraid that this person is really a woman?" Laang Ziya said helplessly.
If this person was a woman, Ye Feii would definitely be able to see through him. However, there were too many flaws in this person and Ye Feii was too lazy to explain it to him. Even Laang Ziya would not understand.
"Nonsense, if she was a woman, I would still treat her like this. His skill at disguising himself as a woman is too ordinary." After Ye Feii said that, he picked up an orange on the ground and ate it.
After walking for such a long time, he had finished eating an orange to quench his thirst.
"I'm starving, hurry up and go eat." After Laang Ziya finished speaking, he quickly walked into the restaurant not too far away.
Ye Feii and Laang Ziya Li still had two days to travel on Wangmai Cave. In order to reach Wangmai Cave as soon as possible, Ye Feii decided to use a city talisman to go to Wangmai Cave after eating.
When they were eating, Ye Feii told Laang Ziya about this matter, but Laang Ziya wasn't happy. Originally, he wanted to walk to Wangmai Cave and see how beautiful it was to be able to see a lot of scenery along the way. When he heard from Ye Feii that they would need to use the Return Talisman to go to Wangmai Cave, his expression immediately changed.
"Ye Feii, we finally made a trip out of here. Can't we just take a look around and go to the Wangmai Cave at the same time? Isn't it just fighting monsters? Don't tell me you have other things to do?" Laang Ziya asked seriously.
"You only know how to play. Hurry up and eat, stop wasting your breath and talk. You don't even need to use the Return Talisman, what's there to feel sorry for?" Ye Feii tried to defend himself.
"No, I just wanted to …" Before Laang Ziya could finish his words, he was stopped by Ye Feii.
If you want to play, it won't be too late even if you go to the Wangmai Cave. In any case, there are monsters there that have a lower level, it's fine if you beat them up to play. What Ye Feii said made sense. Comparing fighting against monsters was the most important thing for them, since there were all kinds of monsters in Wangmai Cave. If Laang Ziya wanted to fight, he could do it at any time, and the scenery there should be pretty good.
"How do you know that there are low level monsters in the Wangmai Cave?"
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