C83 Golden Brick
Where the hell did this tiger come from?
Why is there such a huge difference in thinking compared to the people of Earth?
One! To create a small BABY within a month?
Does he want to be a father?
Lin Jing, who always had a glib tongue, was completely defeated in front of this tiger. For a moment, she was speechless.
Ye Wuji was also very happy at the side, but he did not forget his mission today. He smiled at Zhao Dalee and said, "Bro, this is not a big problem. Jing Jing is my girlfriend now. As the saying goes, a gentleman doesn't take away the love of others, right?"
"A gentleman has nothing to do with me. I'm not a gentleman."
Zhao Dalee waved his hand and said, "Anyway, I don't care. Jing Jing must be my girlfriend. Is your arm as thick as mine? Is your muscles bigger than mine? Since you don't have it, why did you snatch it from me? "
" Uh... "
Ye Wuji also felt a bit speechless. In the eyes of this black blind man, things like love would probably still remain in the animal world. He definitely could not use normal thinking to argue with him.
"Bro, it's not like that when it's thick and big."
Ye Wuji could only plan to use the other party's theory.
"Then how do we compete?"
Zhao Dalee squinted his eyes and asked.
Ye Wuji thought for a while and said, "Let's do it this way. Come with me to the bathroom. I'll tell you how to compete."
"Why should I go with you? I don't want to pee now!"
"You don't dare?"
"Why wouldn't I dare? Let's go. If we go, we'll go. Why would I be afraid of you?!"
Seeing the two of them walking towards the bathroom, Lin Jing had a puzzled look on her face. She totally did not know what Ye Wuji was singing about.
About two minutes later, Ye Wuji walked out of the bathroom laughing. Zhao Dalee, on the other hand, lowered his head with a red face and followed behind like a deflated balloon.
"Where did you two go?"
Lin Jing saw Zhao Dalee's expression and was puzzled.
Ye Wuji turned his head to look at Zhao Dalee and smiled. "Bro, you are convinced this time. Shouldn't you bless me and Jing Jing?"
Zhao Dalee bit his lips and his two hands quietly pinched the corner of his clothes. He held it in for a long time before he looked up at Lin Jing and said. " Jing Jing, I will definitely not give up on you. Give me some time. I will definitely train the muscles there! "
After saying that, he lowered his head and began to pull up a big bowl with all his strength, eating like a hungry ghost that had been reincarnated.
Lin Jing was confused. She suppressed her voice and said to Ye Wuji, "What did you do to him? Why did he suddenly..."
Ye Wuji smiled. "I compared muscles with him. He lost."
Lin Jing looked at Zhao Dalee's body, which was as big as a black blind man's. She was afraid that even if Ye Wuji tied three of them up, they would not be as big as each other. She was even more confused. "One of his arms is as thick as five of your arms, right? Why are your muscles bigger than his?"
Ye Wuji said with a playful smile, "What's the use of having a thick arm? The three most important parts of his body combined are not as big as mine, so he admitted defeat."
"The key parts? Where?"
Lin Jing asked in puzzlement, and then she was suddenly stunned. After she reacted, her pretty face instantly turned red with embarrassment. "You are so disgusting!"
Although Ye Wuji's method was vulgar, it was very useful to a primitive animal like Zhao Dalee. He kept eating and did not bother Lin Jing.
"Um... Young Master Zhao, I am really sorry for making you come here for nothing today. If there is nothing else, we will go back first."
After eating, Lin Jing said to Zhao Dalee.
"Don't call me Young Master. It sounds weird. Just call me Dali."
Zhao Dalee wiped his mouth with his hands behind his back and said seriously, "Today I am not as good as you, but I will not easily give up on this matter. I will come back and marry you after I have strengthened the muscles there!"
Ye Wuji, who was at the side, said happily, "When you grow that thing up, Jing Jing and I will probably be able to play a supporting role."
"So what?"
Zhao Dalee waved his palm, which was as big as a palm-leaf fan, and said, "Having a child is even better. When the time comes, not only will I marry a wife, but I will also be able to pick up a son for free. I will make a profit."
"Er... Alright..."
Ye Wuji choked on his words. It seemed like he really couldn't use normal thinking to understand dealing with this animal.
"Calm down, then I'll go back to Nanjiang first. Come with me to the parking lot. I brought you a gift. Although you haven't married your wife yet, you have to give it to your subordinate."
After saying that, Zhao Dalee got up and walked towards the door.
Lin Jing and Ye Wuji looked at each other helplessly and could only get up and follow him out.
When they arrived at the parking lot, Zhao Dalee walked out from the trunk of an accelerated version of Hummer. He took out a shoe box with a ribbon on it and handed it to Lin Jing. He grinned and said, "Jing Jing, I specially picked this gift for you. I hope you like it."
Lin Jing saw the packaging and thought to herself that there was definitely not anything valuable inside. She politely thanked and then stretched out her hands to receive it.
" Aiya!"
Just as Lin Jing received the shoe box in her hand, she suddenly felt her wrist suddenly sink. The shoe box was actually incomparably heavy. With a bang, it heavily smashed onto the ground.
" What is this place? Why is it so heavy? "
Lin Jing had a puzzled look.
Zhao Dalee smiled and bent down to open the shoe box. He took out a square thing from inside and smiled. "This is a gift I specially picked for you. Do you like it?"
"Uh..."
When they saw the thing in Zhao Dalee's hand, not only Lin Jing, but even Ye Wuji's eyes widened in shock!
That thing was squarish and shiny. It was a golden brick!
And that golden brick was especially big. Looking at this head, it was at least ten kilograms!
"Jing Jing, take it. Don't be polite with me. My family lacks everything except gold. If you like it, I'll go to my family's mine and dig out a few bigger pieces for you later."
Zhao Dalee said as he smilingly handed the golden brick to Lin Jing.
"This... I..."
Lin Jing was at a complete loss. At this moment, Ye Wuji extended his hand from the side and took the golden brick.
"This thing is quite heavy. I can't take it away quietly. I'll help her keep it first. Thanks, bro."
Lin Jing opened her mouth and wanted to say something but stopped herself. She took the watch from her wrist and handed it to Zhao Dalee with both hands. "Thank you for your gift. Take this as a token of my appreciation."0
"Hehe, okay. I will keep it then. This is a token of love!"
Zhao Dalee did not stand on ceremony. He carefully took the watch and was happy as if he had gotten a peerless treasure.
Just as Zhao Dalee was about to get into the car, a series of banging sounds came from not far away. There were also some curses mixed in.
"Someone is fighting!"
When Zhao Dalee heard this commotion, he immediately felt as if he had been injected with stimulants. Without saying anything, he ran towards the direction of the sound.
Ye Wuji froze on the spot, "Does this person like to watch the show so much?"
Lin Jing also shook her head and smiled bitterly. "Let's go and take a look too. Don't let him get into trouble."
Although Zhao Dalee's way of thinking was different from normal people, and he was an out-and-out tiger, this person was straightforward and straightforward. It did not make people dislike him.
The two of them walked towards the direction of the sound. There was a flower bed beside the parking lot, and behind it stood a group of fashionable young men and women.
Zhao Dalee stood by the side and rubbed his hands excitedly.
"Dali, what's going on?"
Lin Jing asked curiously.
Zhao Dalee said excitedly, "They are fighting. They seem to be fighting for a parking spot."
"Then why are you so excited?"
Ye Wuji asked, puzzled.
Zhao Dalee said with a red face, "Fighting. How can I not be excited? Why don't you all like watching fighting?"
Ye Wuji rubbed his temples speechlessly. He could not understand Zhao Dalee's thoughts at all. Why would he be excited when others were fighting?
However, looking at Zhao Dalee like this, he would not leave until he finished watching the fight. Ye Wuji and Lin Jing could only stand by the side and wait helplessly.
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