C86 You Have to Listen to Me
Lee Lingwei cursed in his heart when he heard the metal sound of the system that hadn't changed for a hundred years.
"Based on the current situation, Yuwen Qiang's plan to be his love rival is the best choice."
"Eh? He can still reply?" Lee Lingwei was a little surprised. Something was wrong with the system. It actually talked to him.
"Ding! Host has a question. This System is obligated to answer."
"Oh wow. Then let me ask you, what is your name?" Lee Lingwei was amused. Ever since the system had been upgraded, it was very different from before. Not only did it deduct Threat Values, it also had a bit of humanity.
"Ding! This system's full name was Super Vengeance System, invented by the universe's super genius, Wen Yulong. This system..."
Stop, stop, stop! Stop! Why are you so long-winded when I ask your name? I am the host now, so you have to listen to me! "Let me think of a name for you."
Lee Lingwei stroked his chin with an evil smile on his face. Ouyang Nuo looked more and more embarrassed. Her entire face was red and hot. She could even make pancakes.
"He... How can he look at me like that!? She was really too embarrassed! Should I remind him?" Ouyang Nuo was conflicted. She did not know what to do.
"Right! I'll call you Old Trap!" Lee Lingwei slapped his thigh and gave the super aggro system a name.
"Look! You said that you were invented by some kind of dragon. You must have lived for an unknown number of years. You must have lived longer than me. You are so fraudulent again, calling you an old swindler is really suitable! Hahahaha... "
The more Lee Lingwei thought about it, the more he couldn't help but laugh out loud.
What are you laughing about? Is it really that funny?" Seeing Lee Lingwei suddenly laugh, Ouyang Nuo thought he was laughing at her. She pouted and said discontentedly.
"No, haha... I am not laughing at you... Haha, this is so funny! Hahahaha..."
Plop! " Lee Lingwei laughed too wildly and accidentally fell off the stool.
"Hahahaha..." Ouyang Nuo was originally very angry, but when she saw Lee Lingwei sitting on the ground, her anger disappeared.
"Is this considered extreme joy turning into sorrow?" Lee Lingwei thought sadly.
"It doesn't count! According to the people on Earth, this is self-inflicted!" Lao Keng gave Lee Lingwei a very reasonable explanation at the right time.
"Uh... Okay! You won!" Lee Lingwei got up from the ground and looked at Ouyang Nuo, who was laughing non-stop. "Is it that funny? As long as it means it! This is a high-class restaurant. Can you pay attention to your image?"
Haha... I'm dying of laughter! Haha... Hearing Ouyang Nuo's words, Lee Lingwei became even more depressed. That's what he just said. This girl must have done it on purpose!
Seeing that Ouyang Nuo had no intention of stopping, Lee Lingwei could not be bothered with her anymore. In any case, she would stop after she had laughed enough. Right now, he only wanted to communicate more with Lao Keng. There was no other way. Curiosity killed the cat!
"Lao Keng, can you tell me about the person who invented you?"
"Ding! Host's authority has yet to be reached, Lao Keng cannot reveal Mister Wen Yulong's information."
"F * ck! What authority does he still have? " Then tell me, what do I know now? " Hearing that he still needed authority, Lee Lingwei felt extremely depressed.
Searching... Ding! According to the host's current physical fitness, obtaining permission from the universe information... Level 0!" Lao Keng's voice was still the same as it was ten thousand years ago.
Level 0? Are you playing with me?!" After waiting for a long time, it turned out to be a level 0! It was still the same as obtaining the authority based on one's physical fitness. Wasn't this saying that he was weak?
It was truly unbearable for an uncle and aunt!
"Ding! There was no joke! The host's current physical fitness has yet to reach the average standard of the universe. According to Mister Wen Yulong's settings, automatically obtaining authority cannot be granted. "
"Damn it! Warm my a * s! " I... "
'Ding! ' Warning! Warning! The host could directly deprive the host of his authority by insulting the creator of the super hatred system. Warning once! Warning once! "If there is a next time, directly deprive!" Before Lee Lingwei could curse, Lao Keng's rigid voice appeared in his mind again.
Lee Lingwei shivered in his heart and carefully asked, "What do you mean by take it away?"
"According to the language of the earth, stripping is death. "According to the language of Earth, stripping means death. "According to the Earth's language, stripping is death!" It seemed to be very worried that Lee Lingwei would not be able to remember. Lao Keng repeated this sentence three times.
"Alright, alright, I got it! What did that mean? "Do you mean to repeat the important words three times?" Lee Lingwei scratched his ears to show that he understood.
"This old thing actually has such a setting. It seemed like he also knew that he was hated by others! " It's no wonder. A person who can invent such a scam is also not a good thing. " Lee Lingwei muttered in his heart.
"Achoo! Which bastard is scolding me!?" In the distant depths of the universe, a wretched old man rubbed his nose and cursed.
"Hm? Number 1008 has been activated? Haha, there's fun to watch. "What should I do, old man?" He closed his eyes as if he was searching for something. The wretched old man curled his lips: "So weak! It's not fun at all. I think I should sleep for a while longer. "
With a flip of his body, the old man fell asleep again.
Lee Lingwei did not know that he had alerted a "great" existence. He complained unjustly, "Lao Keng, tell me about you! I just complained a little, and you deducted more than 1000 points of hatred from me. This is too cruel!"
"Ding! According to the settings, the penalty is the lowest."
"The lowest? The lowest is more than 1000 points deducted from me! " Do you know that I worked so hard to get my revenge!? You, on the other hand, disappeared in a flash! Do you think this is a credit card? You have to respect the results of other people's labor! "Do you know!?"
Ding! All punishment rewards were set according to the settings. " User's complaints are invalid. "
"Ineffective? F * ck! " Do you even know this? " Lee Lingwei was really shocked. Lao Keng was really not an ordinary person. He knew so much in such a short period of time. However, when he thought about its age, he felt relieved. It was an old thing after all. See you later! It was normal.
"Ding! Congratulations to host for obtaining 57 aggro points from Yuwen Qiang. Currently, there is a total of 594 Threat Values.' Just as he was happily chatting with Lao Keng, he suddenly heard a notification. Lee Lingwei could not help but ask," Lao Keng, check for me. What the f * ck did I do to make this Yuwen Qiang give me over 100 aggro points in such a short period of time? "
"Exploring... completed! Warning! Yuwen Qiang was 12 meters away from here, observing the host at close range! Warning! Yuwen Qiang was 12 meters away from here. He was observing the host at a close distance!
Lee Lingwei was shocked. Yuwen Qiang was 12 meters away from him? This old fellow is really free!
With Lao Keng's reminder, Lee Lingwei also became interested. He furrowed his brows and observed his surroundings. Not long after, he found the car that was sneaking around on the opposite side.
"Hmph! Kid, how dare you peep at me. " See what I'll do to you! " After discovering Yuwen Qiang's location, Lee Lingwei felt slightly relieved. He was not afraid of enemies, but he was afraid that he would suffer in the open and in the dark.
"Lao Keng, when can you scan the surrounding enemies? What is the range of the scan?"
"Ding! System upgrade, new function automatically activated. Current exploration range: 50 meters. Attention! The range of exploration could be expanded according to the host's strength! Attention! The exploration range could be expanded according to the host's strength! "Attention..."
Alright, alright, I got it. Can you stop being so long-winded? " Seeing that Lao Keng was about to repeat something important three times, Lee Lingwei quickly stopped him.
But this was a good function! This was equivalent to a self-contained radar! None of the enemies can hide from me, this one is too big.
"Lao Keng, there are f * cking times when you don't f * cking cheat! Not bad, not bad, hahahaha..."
"Ding! Thank you for the compliment!"
"Lee Lingwei, I'm full. Where are we going to play next?" Ouyang Nuo wiped her mouth and said.
"You are full just like that?" Lee Lingwei was chatting happily with Lao Keng when he suddenly heard what Ouyang Nuo said. He did not react for a moment.
"Yeah, who is like you who keeps smiling foolishly? I have already finished eating." Ouyang Nuo curled her lips and was very dissatisfied with the latter half of Lee Lingwei's performance.
"This... I am not full after you have eaten your fill!" Lee Lingwei said with a bitter face.
Just now, he only cared about talking to Lao Keng. Other than eating a little bit at the beginning, Lee Lingwei did not eat anything else.
"How about we order a little more?" Ouyang Nuo looked at the messy table and said in embarrassment.
"Forget it. Let's go back and let Old Jim prepare some more. The house is much better than here." Lee Lingwei waved his hand and rejected Ouyang Nuo's suggestion.
"Then where are we going?" Since Lee Lingwei did not order, Ouyang Nuo did not insist.1
"Miss, let's go back, okay? My old bones are about to break!"
"No way! What are we going back for? Old Jim is too annoying! He couldn't do that, and he couldn't do that either! I don't have any freedom at all! "I don't care, I don't want to go back. Find me something fun, or else I'll go play roller coaster!"
"Stop! Big Miss, can we not play that! " People will die! " Hearing Ouyang Nuo's unreasonable words, Lee Lingwei immediately surrendered. Looking at the RV outside, Lee Lingwei had an idea.
"How about I invite you to watch the show?"
"Watch the show? What do you mean? Watching a movie? "That's right, this is the perfect match for a date!"
My God, can you stop talking about a date!? What are we!? " I'm just a driver. " Lee Lingwei felt helpless. He really did not know where Ouyang Nuo was singing. What kind of date was she talking about?
"Driver? What about your car?"
"Er... this isn't..."
I don't care. You're not a driver if you don't drive today. We're going on a date! " Who told you to drag me out of school? You have to take responsibility! " Ouyang Nuo raised the milk tea and said rudely.
"Take responsibility? Eating forbidden fruits at such a young age? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Kids nowadays really don't know what to say!" The waiter passing by happened to hear Ouyang Nuo's last sentence and immediately looked at Lee Lingwei with disdain.
Being looked at with disdain for no reason, Lee Lingwei did not understand the situation at all." What are you looking at!? I have never seen a handsome man before!" Lee Lingwei replied with a ruffian look. He looked at Ouyang Nuo and said, "How about this? You listen to me obediently. I'll let you see a good show. How about it?"
"Nothing much." Ouyang Nuo curled her lips. "Why should I be obedient? I am the boss! Lee Lingwei, I want to watch a show now. Find a good show for me immediately! "Let's watch, or else your salary will be deducted."
Don't, I'm now... "Halfway through his words, Lee Lingwei was stunned.
"What's wrong with you now?" Ouyang Nuo looked at Lee Lingwei and was very puzzled. What was wrong with this guy today? He was just smiling foolishly just now, why did he look like he wanted to kill someone now?
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