158: C158 Luck Is Against the Heavens

C158 Luck Is Against the Heavens

What does it mean to take a lucky charm and get a lucky blessing?

You would definitely win the lottery if you bought a lottery ticket. You would get full marks even if you randomly picked an exam paper with an ABCD. When one's luck reaches this stage, it can no longer be described as using people to describe it...

At this moment, Lee Lingwei's luck is so strong that it doesn't seem like a person...

When Jee Rushan's earth-shattering palm came crashing down, there was not even a slight expression on his face. If one had to pick a bone from a cracked egg, perhaps Lee Lingwei's lips would have a faint smile.

This was a confident smile, a smile that disdained all living things.

This smile was neither natural nor harmonious, causing Jee Rushan to feel a chill in his heart.

His sure-kill palm landed on Lee Lingwei's body. Not only did Lee Lingwei not fly away like a kite with a broken string, but he maintained a faint smile, as if Zhuge Liang had seen Sima Yi in the tower.

"As expected, it did not work..."

Lee Lingwei had no idea why Jee Rushan's palm had landed on him. He felt as if he had been bitten by an ant. He was crazily guessing how the blessing of luck could turn Jee Rushan's palm into ashes.

Could it be that this Jee Rushan was just bluffing?

Lee Lingwei looked at Jee Rushan and started to think.

His opponent had hit him with a palm. Logically speaking, even if Jee Rushan did not move him, he should not have that kind of painful expression, right?

But at this moment, the expression on Jee Rushan's face was like Lee Lingwei fiercely slapping him. He was helpless and depressed. His two elegant and elegant eyebrows were knitted together, forming a huge 'Chuan' word.

After finishing the slap, Lee Lingwei moved his body. After making sure that he was safe and sound, he reached out his hand and waved it in front of Jee Rushan.

"Are you alright?"

Lee Lingwei asked with concern. Jee Rushan's facial expression changed from the initial discomfort to the distortion of his facial features, as if he was forcefully enduring something extremely uncomfortable.

"Mengchen, could it be that your uncle has acute gastroenteritis?"

Lee Lingwei patted the stunned Jee Rushan and asked Cao Mengchen with a confused look.

Lee Lingwei could basically confirm Jee Rushan's current performance. It was definitely the effect of the Lucky Talisman. As for where the Lucky Talisman had hurt Jee Rushan, he had no idea.

Puff!

After Lee Lingwei slapped Jee Rushan, Jee Rushan, who had been holding it in for a long time, was finally slapped away.

The stench that he had forcefully suppressed and refused to let out rushed out from the end of his intestine in an instant. It was as if a dam had been opened and a dam had been found. All of them rushed out brutally!

Lee Lingwei and Cao Mengchen could hear a deep and leisurely fart coming from Jee Rushan's body. It was a deep and meaningful fart. It rang in the air and hit Lee Lingwei directly. They were caught off guard.

"F * ck!"

Lee Lingwei was stunned. Even if he was beaten to death, he would never have thought that after Jee Rushan held it in for so long, he actually held it in for a fart...

Someone as strong as Jee Rushan couldn't even control his own fart.

Lee Lingwei was secretly delighted. This Lucky Talisman was too abnormal!

After releasing this world-shaking, world-shaking super stuffy fart, Jee Rushan's face looked like it had been slapped by someone. His ears turned red to his chin, and his entire being changed from an elegant and elegant immortal into a red-faced Guan Yu.

He would never have thought that this extremely abnormal thing would happen to him.

He had already forgotten the last time he farted in elementary school...

It was all thanks to Lee Lingwei's contribution that he could recall this long memory.

Embarrassed, extremely awkward!

Cao Mengchen pretended not to hear him. She secretly closed her eyes and pretended that she was seriously injured. In fact, she secretly revealed a small gap and observed the changes between Jee Rushan and Lee Lingwei.

Lee Lingwei had a strange expression on his face. He seemed to be holding back his laughter, but at the same time, he looked like he was pitying Jee Rushan.

As for Jee Rushan, as a rare genius of the Ji Family, he was the pride of the family. This was the first time that he, who had always been dissolute and arrogant, had embarrassed himself in front of his niece and outsiders. He had actually unleashed a "Shocking Cannon" in front of his niece and outsiders. This was something that he found hard to accept.

It was also strange that he himself did not understand. Why would he suddenly have such a fierce fart at such a critical moment when he was perfectly fine?

At his level, he could detect any signs of discomfort in the human body and resolve it in advance. But this time, the fart suddenly flared up and came in a fierce manner. It completely did not give him the opportunity to control the situation and forcefully penetrated his intestines...

It made his entire heart turn cold.

After a long time.

Jee Rushan, who had been petrified, finally returned to his normal state. He finally accepted the humiliation he had made. Although he had lost all his face, he still had to honor his bet with Lee Lingwei.

"You have survived this palm strike."

Jee Rushan's expression was the same as usual. He had finally returned to the style of the genius of that sect. He looked at Lee Lingwei and started to make his move slowly.

The first palm strike was an accident. Due to the anomaly at the end of the intestine, his stormy first palm strike was forcefully neutralized by him. Lee Lingwei, this brat, relied on luck to dodge the attack.

He would never give him the chance to use the second strike.

Jee Rushan thought for a while. He twisted his strength and stood up like a dragon. His muscles were twisted into a rope. With a cracking sound, he waved his hand like a whip. He made a whip sound in the air and swung it at Lee Lingwei's shoulder.

Anyone who had practiced martial arts would know that he had practiced the skin and bones of the muscles and bones. He had refined the skin and bones into one and integrated them together. When he punched out, all the strength in his body had been integrated into his fist. It was like turning a person into a bow. When one punch was thrown out, it would be like shooting an arrow. The strength would be so powerful that it would scare people to death!

Legend had it that Bruce Lee had trained his body to the state of being one with the bones and skin. He had a small and thin Asian body, but the explosive force of his punch was as high as 500 kg! Even the Fist King could not stand it.

And Jee Rushan had naturally reached Bruce Lee's peak level.

Not only did his bones and skin become one, even his essence, energy, and spirit had become one. It was as if he had reached the pinnacle of national techniques, a move that could not be surpassed anymore!

Pak! Pak!

Lee Lingwei's ears were completely filled with the opponent's whip, and he had even completely forgotten about time and space.

His pupils were wide open. Jee Rushan's powerful whip was growing bigger and bigger in his pupils. It didn't seem like a whip anymore, but a fierce tornado of death.

"Alright!"

Lee Lingwei couldn't help but cheer.

This move was simply the pinnacle of perfection. Lee Lingwei would never have dreamt that the strength of the human body could be used in such a way.

When he was beating up the hooligans, he was only casually using the attributes of his body's strength. There was no pattern. Compared to Jee Rushan's technique of exerting force, it was immediately the difference between an ant and a big tree.

When dealing with ordinary people, relying on exaggerated attributes, it was naturally successful. But when dealing with experts like Lee San and Jee Rushan, it immediately became tight and passive at all times!

Lee Lingwei had learned a lot from this move in an instant. The utilization and utilization of his body rose a level in an instant!

He finally knew why he couldn't move the skinny Lee San with both of his hands.

He only saw Lee San's hands firmly grab onto his chest, but he did not expect that Lee San's lower limbs had completely plunged into the ground, taking root and germinating, becoming one with the earth. No matter how great his strength was, how could he shake the earth?

This principle was now taught by Jee Rushan in the form of actual combat.

Lee Lingwei felt that this move alone was worth studying for a year. This kind of strength technique made his entire body heat up and he became excited.

He knew that from now on, Jee Rushan had opened a new door in front of him. He was no longer that boorish fellow who relied on his physical strength attribute to suppress others and did not pay attention to techniques and methods.

Snap!

When Lee Lingwei's Divine Sense was circulating at lightning speed, Jee Rushan's powerful whip had finally arrived in front of him.

He couldn't dodge, there was nowhere to hide, there was no way he could!

This was the only thought in Lee Lingwei's mind when facing this attack.

Jee Rushan had a grasp of his physical strength and martial arts skills. This was simply the resurrection of Bruce Lee's master, Ye Wen. Any mortal who had not undergone the system's national martial arts training would have zero resistance in front of him.

"It's over! The Lucky Talisman is about to take effect!"

Seeing that the whip was about to land on his shoulder and push him out of the door in an instant, Lee Lingwei prayed in his heart and hurriedly shouted, hoping that the Lucky Blessing would not shake him.

If this whip was really strong, he really did not think that half of his shoulder could still be connected to his body.

Perhaps Lee Lingwei's request had an effect.

This whip was still 0 away from his shoulder. When it was 0.1 centimeters away, Jee Rushan's expression changed again.

This time, his expression was even more painful and painful than the first time.

Before the whip reached his body, Jee Rushan's facial features had already twisted into a ball. He suddenly gritted his teeth and his lips tightened as he stopped.

Lee Lingwei saw Jee Rushan's whip lightly touch his shoulder, and then it retracted as soon as it touched him.

The result of the dislocated shoulder fracture in his imagination did not happen. The places where the two of them crossed seemed to be blown by a breeze, and there was not even a ripple.

Lee Lingwei stared at his shoulder in shock. Then he puckered his lips. He knew that the Lucky Protective Talisman had an effect again.

He looked at the miserable Jee Rushan and found that he could no longer bear the look on Jee Rushan's face. He spat out a mouthful of foul air. Then, a series of popping sounds could be heard from his lower body. "Pupu... Pupu... Pupu... Pupu... Pupu... Pupu... Pupu... Pupu... Pupu... Pupu...

Needless to say, it was the sound of his butt exploding again.

"F * ck! This luck talisman is too overbearing!"

Lee Lingwei was a little regretful that he had squandered such a powerful Lucky Talisman. If he were to use it for his luck in love, how many beauties would he meet...

Just as he was daydreaming, Jee Rushan finally went completely berserk!

He was interrupted twice in a row at the critical moment. This made him find it hard to accept this tragic fact. Fortunately, after the first time, his resistance to this kind of anus at this critical moment had increased by quite a bit.

The first time was shock and astonishment. The second time, Jee Rushan didn't feel surprised anymore.

"Your luck is very strange!"

Jee Rushan withdrew his strength and looked at Lee Lingwei as he spoke slowly.

This was the first time he had encountered such a strange situation.

Every time he was about to kill someone, the person would always pick up dog sh * t like dog sh * t. He would come back to life from the brink of death. He would always make a mistake at the critical moment, and his luck would be heaven defying!

"I don't know what's going on either. I might have gone out and stepped on dog sh * t today."

Lee Lingwei shrugged his shoulders and pretended not to know what was going on.

"Then try my third move."

Jee Rushan did not believe that the opponent was the biological husband of the Goddess of Luck. Even if he was really lucky, he would still send him flying today!

Immediately, his expression became fierce, and he took a deep breath with a serious expression on his face. His body was flat and steady, and an ordinary palm struck out!

Ka!

Lee Lingwei knew that it was over with just a single palm strike!

No matter how lucky he was, he wouldn't be able to save himself.

Jee Rushan's first two moves, Inhale and Force. His muscles and joints moved together, like an arrow shot from a bow.

His entire body was like a precise machine with seamless height. Therefore, there was no room for any mistakes.

At the critical moment, he let out a fart, and the air pressure inside his body leaked out, causing his strength to immediately collapse and disappear without a trace. The moves he made were naturally ordinary and had no power to speak of.

However, Jee Rushan's third move was neither fierce nor fierce. It was like he was a steady general, and he used the most reliable method to launch an attack!

He did not activate all the muscles in his body, did not twist his bones into a ball, and only relied on the strength of his upper body to launch an attack. He did not give his lower body the chance to not listen to his commands, to crazily fart... This move, even if his lower body was no longer under control, even if it was suddenly pulled into his crotch, this punch would still be steady and steady. It would definitely hit Lee Lingwei's body and send him flying!

Because only the upper half of his body was exerting force, the strength of this punch was not considered great. However, the strength of Jee Rushan's body was far beyond the imagination of ordinary people. Even if it was only the strength of half of his body, a punch could easily kill a cow!

Jee Rushan believed that this move was absolutely foolproof and could definitely knock Lee Lingwei to the ground.

"Relying, leaning, leaning, leaning..."

Lee Lingwei's eyes sparkled. He knew that he couldn't resist this attack. No matter how good the effect of the talisman was, it wouldn't be able to send him flying with just one punch.

Obviously, Lee Lingwei had underestimated the OP of the Lucky Talisman.

Lee Lingwei had been hit once by the Misfortune Talisman, the nemesis of the Lucky Talisman. Even if he didn't do anything, he could still make the terrorists rush to him and almost send him to the west. If it wasn't for the super system, his ashes would have been scattered to the sea.

The power of the Luck Talisman, which was as powerful as the Misfortune Talisman, not only did it cause Jee Rushan a little bit of bad luck...

Jee Rushan's punch rumbled out with a tremendous force, as if a huge cauldron was smashing towards him.

In his opinion, this punch was in sync with the Heavenly Dao. It was perfect and flawless, and no one could resist it.

However...

Lee Lingwei suddenly saw a banana peel under Jee Rushan's lower body and below his feet. In the blink of an eye, it had reached the critical position where he was moving forward!

Before he could remind him, Lee Lingwei heard a squelch!

Bang!

The poor Jee Rushan had never dreamt that he would be strong for the rest of his life. Bang!

This hateful banana peel, it was really dead, it actually slipped to his feet at the critical moment.

Just as he was about to send Lee Lingwei flying with a punch, all his previous efforts were in vain. He was thrown down and eaten by a dog!

As his lower body did not dare to exert any strength, the strength of his lower body was no different from that of an ordinary person. The destructive power of this Death Banana Skin was simply astonishing. With a stomp of his foot, His body's center of gravity slid into an S shape. With a loud bang, the cool and handsome Jee Rushan immediately fell into a pile of dog shit, even losing his final image.

"F * ck!"

Jee Rushan finally exploded.

After having intimate contact with the floor, he had lost his self-control and exploded!

What happened tonight was really too strange, it was so evil that it made him feel that it was absurd.

Under normal circumstances, not to mention banana skin, even if you used an iron rod to hit his leg, you would not be able to knock it at all...

Being knocked down by the banana peel just like that tonight, Jee Rushan simply felt that he was living in a dream...

"Did you sleep with the Goddess of Luck? There's someone up there."

Jee Rushan was too lazy to get up. He just sat on the floor and looked at Lee Lingwei. He wanted to cry but had no tears.

The blow he suffered tonight was more than his entire life combined. He had been the pride of his family since he was young. This was the first time he could not even handle a young man...

Jee Rushan admitted that he had failed tonight. And the worst part was that he didn't even know where he had fallen!

He could only vaguely feel that there was a very strange smell coming from this kid called Lee Lingwei. It was extremely strange!

Although he did not know the exact details, Jee Rushan vaguely understood that his consecutive misfortunes were definitely not as simple as luck...

There must be something unknown that caused him to lose his ability...

"I lost tonight."

Jee Rushan was honest. Seeing Lee Lingwei standing in front of him unharmed, he knew he had no chance.

"It's all because of my luck." Lee Lingwei's mouth twitched. He tried his best not to laugh out loud.

The effect of the Lucky Talisman was too violent and yellow. He didn't want it to be like this...

"Before I leave, I want to ask you a question. Of course, you can choose not to tell me." Jee Rushan stood up, looked at Lee Lingwei with a complicated expression, and asked seriously.

"You can ask. If I know, I will definitely answer."

Lee Lingwei was also a bachelor. His opponent had already admitted defeat, so it was fine for him to be a little bit bigger.

Jee Rushan looked at Lee Lingwei and straightened his body. He said seriously, "I just want to know how you won. Don't tell me it was luck, I will never believe it..."

Jee Rushan was sure that Lee Lingwei must have some special method to make him lose his ability.

Jee Rushan would never believe that he wouldn't be able to defeat Lee Lingwei just by luck alone.

"If you don't believe it because of luck, then I have no way to answer you..." Lee Lingwei looked at Jee Rushan and said affirmatively.

He was really lucky. It was just that his luck was exchanged with a talisman. If the other party doesn't believe me, then I can only laugh...

"Since you don't want to say it, I won't force you." Jee Rushan's expression became solemn, and his imposing body swayed.

With a swoosh, no one moved. When Lee Lingwei opened his eyes wide to search again, Jee Rushan, who was in the room, had already disappeared into the moonlight without a sound.

A cool breeze passed through the window and swayed the curtains. Under the bright moonlight, Lee Lingwei heard the echo of Jee Rushan drifting in the wind.

"Next time, I will definitely force you!"

Damn, do you think there will be a next time?

Lee Lingwei smiled. The next time I see you, I will directly throw a Misfortune Talisman at your face! You are so full of yourself, thinking that you are invincible under the heavens.

When the voice gradually faded away, Lee Lingwei let out a sigh of relief. He looked at Cao Mengchen and said, "Your uncle is a bit powerful."

He was telling the truth. This man called Jee Rushan had a strong body and fierce moves. His fists were like cast iron. He was so fierce that he looked like a Saiyan. If it wasn't for the Lucky Talisman, I'm sure today I won't be able to avoid a harsh education.

"Don't think that uncle looks fierce. He was actually very nice at home." Cao Mengchen lowered her head and explained weakly, not daring to look Lee Lingwei in the eyes.

Lee Lingwei felt the awkward atmosphere between the two of them and smiled casually. He waved his hand and walked to the door and said, "The coffee is finished, and the fight is over. "I should go now..."

"I'll be free some other day... Lee Lingwei turned around and looked at Cao Mengchen. He could see the reluctance in Cao Mengchen's eyes. He sighed and turned around to leave.

"Sigh..."

Cao Mengchen looked at Lee Lingwei's back as he left. She muttered to herself, "I forgot to tell you. I will be going to other places to participate in a drug trafficking mission tomorrow. I am afraid I will not see you for a while."

Lee Lingwei hurriedly ran away and did not hear the police whispering behind him. What he did not know was that there were still a few minutes before the Lucky Blessing expired.

This meant that the effect of luck was far from over.

Lee San, who was skinny and withered like a zombie, was flying between the tall buildings. His speed was extremely fast. His feet moved quickly, and in a breath's time, he was a few meters away. His speed was not any slower than the Olympic champion.

In the sky, for some reason, it began to drizzle. As the autumn wind blew, Lee San, who was immune to external effects, felt a slight chill.

"What the hell... Why does it feel cold?"

Lee San took a few big strides and jumped onto a wide road. Although the passing cars drove very fast, it did not make him feel afraid at all.

At his level, it was easier for him to avoid the impact of the cars than to eat and drink.

Swoosh!

With a flash, he dodged a speeding Mercedes-Benz. Lee San spat on the back of the Mercedes-Benz in disdain. He moved his feet and brushed past another BMW.

Obviously, passing cars could not cause too much damage to Lee San.

"Lee Zeming, this wastrel, he invited me this time, but I failed. He will definitely say bad things about me in front of the elders of the Lee family." In Lee San's skinny eye sockets, his black and white eyeballs kept moving. It was obvious that he was trying to reveal some secret.

"Tomorrow, I will make my move again. I will catch this kid and give him no chance to escape..."

While Lee San was thinking, he did not notice that there was a red Porsche in the distance that did not fear death.

This red Porsche was extremely fast. The roar of the engine resounded throughout the cold night. But strangely, there was no sound of a Porsche in Lee San's ears.

Crash!

The Porsche approached Lee San from afar and arrived in front of him in a few breaths' time. Before Lee San could react, the Porsche slammed into him!

"No way!"

When he felt the intense pain in his body, Li San recovered from his thoughts. When he flew to the sky, he still could not believe that he was knocked away by a car.

Boom!

Everyone on the road saw that the thin and withered old man was knocked away by a Porsche that was speeding at a high speed. He didn't even have time to call for help before he was sent flying off the road.

What was even more shocking was that after the old man was sent flying, he rolled a few times and actually stopped on the opposite side of the road. After his chest rose and fell violently for a while, he suddenly turned around and jumped up!

This old man is so strong!

He was completely fine after being knocked away by the car. He even limped over and hit the red Porsche door. He smashed the Porsche open with a punch and forcefully pulled the Porsche owner down from his seat.

"Little friend, didn't the police teach you that speeding is strictly prohibited in the city?"2

Li San raised his fist that was the size of a clay pot. He punched the car owner in the eye!

Clang!

The poor Porsche owner didn't even have time to take a second look at Lee San's face before he was pressed to the ground by his powerful strength and was beaten up violently.

A mournful wail resounded in the sky above Linhe City, but no one noticed that when Lee San attacked, blood started to seep out of the tip of his nose and dripped onto the Porsche's body.

After the owner of the car wailed for a while, he suddenly realized that the pain in his body had disappeared. When he opened his eyes and wanted to see who the devil who madly beat him up was, he was stunned to find that the thin old man had already fainted on the ground. It was unknown whether he was dead or alive...

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