C549 She Cried When I Shouted at Her
"Keep your mouths tightly shut. Whoever laughs out loud will be a puppy."
[I don't have a high level of education, but I know a lot about some of the dirty jokes.
Following that, I strangely cleared my throat and said in a clear voice, "There was once a young lady complaining. The young man was quick, so he immediately pulled up his pants and acted shamelessly. The middle-aged man was good.
When I finished speaking, I deliberately let out a bright smile in an attempt to lead them on, because none of them were smiling. Instead, they all had an angry look on their faces.
"Dirty, what kind of poem is this?" Feng Yao raised her hand and hit me.
Li Xue also said in a straight forward tone, "This is just a joke from the very beginning. I really want to spit in order to kill you."
Uh.
Isn't it funny?
He remembered that when he said this to his colleagues in the past, they all laughed heartily.
F * ck, I don't believe that I can tease them. Then, I continued saying in disbelief, "Let me ask you two a question, do you guys have any similarities between rotten radishes and pregnant women?"
They all appeared to be thinking about something.
Li Xue asked in surprise, "Do they have something in common?"
"Humph!" Look at that wretched smile of his. It's definitely not good words. Don't guess. " Feng Yao said to Li Xue.
F * ck, they're in a line now.
"Forget it, I'll tell you guys. How would you know about such a profound question?"
I purposely sighed and replied seriously, "There were two people who answered this question. One of them got 60 points, and he said it was all because of Buggy, while the other actually got a perfect score. He said it was because of late."
Puff!
Li Xue instantly laughed, then quickly held her tongue.
Feng Yao revealed a confused expression.
I couldn't help but smack my lips. This is the gap between a person who had opened a bud and someone who hadn't. Someone who had experienced that kind of thing would instantly be able to connect the dots. In the end, it was all Old Lin's fault. If his bug were to go to Little Sister Feng's house and cause trouble, she would also know what was going on.
Li Xue leaned over and whispered beside Feng Yao's ear for a while, perhaps telling her what she meant.
A few seconds later.
Feng Yao's face reddened, and she laughed in anger as she raised her hand to smack me on the head: "Why are your skin so thick? You should have Han Bing hit you a few times for making a lousy joke out of it in public. Just be honest."
"Shh, don't spout nonsense, our people are speaking evilly. If she really comes, none of us will be able to make it through."
I looked in the direction of the door.
"Look at how scared you are, are you that afraid of her?" Feng Yao curled her lips.
"What are you talking about? Why would I be afraid of her? This is called respecting my wife, you silly girl."
"You're the silly little girl, I'm older than you. You have to call me big sis from now on, you little brat."
At this time, the lackeys walked in: "Big brother, we've already arranged for a single room."
"Alright, I'll be there right away."
My expression brightened. I could finally enter the private room.
When the time came, if a beautiful girl came, she would immediately lock the door from the inside. What she wanted to do was to do it, just like Li Xue.
Five minutes later, we were in the single room.
Perhaps it was because of Feng Yao's presence that Li Xue returned to the Northern Qishan villa. Last night, she tormented her enough, so it was good for her to go back and rest. Thus, she did not stop her.
I was lying on the bed, and Feng Yao was sitting at the head of the bed.
She held a pineapple honey in her hand. Since the merchants have already peeled it, they can just directly eat it. From time to time, she would feed it to me.
"Yaoyao, aren't you curious about the things I told you last night?"
She had been sitting on a stool with me ever since I had come in, and I could not bear to talk about my plan to fail last night.
"Don't worry about those things. I'll first grasp my love, then talk about other things later. Otherwise, my beloved men will all be snatched away."
Feng Yao took the nucleus I spat out and wiped my lips affectionately with a tissue.
Good boy, she didn't feel safe anymore.
"In my heart, no one can take your place."
"You, you only have this sweet mouth, I always thought that Han Bing was my rival, only now did I know that her situation is similar to mine, and that she is not your real woman yet. Speaking of which, Tian Yihe is your real woman, and now there's another Li Xue, right? I noticed that she was walking a little unnaturally. Did she stay here to accompany you last night? Did you two have a relationship? "
Her eyes stared straight at me, the jealousy in her words soaring to the skies.
I was suddenly speechless. You said that she had never experienced such a thing, but she could still see it from the way she walked.
"About that, you're overthinking it. Li Xue and I have that sort of iron-clad, brotherly relationship."
Feng Yao scoffed, "Tsk, who would believe that? They look down on you, but they still don't dare to admit it."
"She and I are good friends, very pure friends."
She put the fruit aside and angrily said, "Make it up, keep making it up! Do you think that grandaunt is a three year old child? She looks at you like she's looking at her husband. If you say that there's no trick between you two, even ghosts won't believe you."
"Yaoyao, it's not like you've ever experienced such a thing. Don't make wild guesses, this will affect the reputation of other girls."
In any case, she has never experienced such a thing and this is her weakness. I don't believe that she would say such a thing in front of a grandmaster like me. Hmph, I'll take care of her.
"I've never done that before, but I did make a lot of movies."
She was not convinced.
I looked at her in astonishment. It seemed that all of those experiences came from making a movie.
Alright, in a situation like this, I can't continue to pester her. I have to change the topic, otherwise, women will always have their reasons.
Thinking of this, my expression suddenly turned very serious. "Yaoyao, let's get down to business."
She was stunned by the sudden change in my expression. She snorted and said, "I don't care anymore. I'm going to change the topic. What business do you have here?"
Ahem, it was punctured.
I took a deep breath, still serious. "You're in danger."
She frowned. "I didn't."
I immediately told her what my father-in-law had asked me, as well as his analysis of me.
When she heard this, her frown deepened.
"Yaoyao, you should be clear about what kind of person Chief Zhang is. Nothing can escape his eyes, even if I don't tell him, he definitely knows a lot of things. Since that's the case, why don't I be honest with him?"
"I don't blame you for telling him those things. Since he asked you that, he must already know a lot of things."
"Darling, these are not important, the important thing is that the plan has been leaked, you have the mastermind behind it, as the old saying goes, we have to find this insider first, maybe there are more than one, you have to pay more attention to the people around you, the situation is very bad for you."
I was very worried about her situation.
"How can that be easy to catch? So many people are here, I can't possibly interrogate them one by one, can I?"
She said in distress, then asked curiously, "Oh right, you told me on the phone last night that you remembered something. What is it?"
"We once purposely created a love story to attract the mastermind, but the mastermind didn't bring it out, instead, it led to a series of assassination attempts. First, it was the knife-scarred face, then it was the lunatic killer, in the hospital, we encountered the last killer, and after three waves of assassination attempts, I was almost killed by the mastermind." I remember.
"I remember that. What happened?"
She frowned, confused.
"At that time, I suspected that our plan was leaked, because the other side's three consecutive assassinations were all planned ahead of time. They also knew where we were. At that time, I just raised this point of doubt, but you immediately denied it. You said with absolute confidence that there would be no enemy insider around, do you still think that's the case now? "
Practice tells me that in certain situations, as long as there is doubt, there must be a problem.
"I think so too, those who knew our plan, other than you, Han Bing, Liu Cong, and Chen Xin, were my drivers. Your people won't leak information, and neither will mine."
Her attitude was firm.
I frowned in annoyance. "Where did you get such confidence from? Let me tell you, the plan has been leaked and everyone is under suspicion. It's hard not to admit it. How do you know who's with you?"
"You and me."
She very innocently replied to me.
I almost choked on my words. I was really pissed off by her.
"Don't talk to me, I'm tired of you. I've never seen such a stupid woman. Her knife is almost at her neck, but she's still so self-righteous. No wonder you haven't found any clues about the accident for the past three years."
Her expression suddenly changed. "What do you mean?"
"Then I will tell you more patiently. The reason is simple, even if the people beside you find the clues, they won't tell you. They purposefully hid it from you, so you can't find even the slightest clue. "You are just like the swooning monarchs of ancient times. You only know how to read the imperial reports every day. You don't even know what the world outside the imperial reports is like. This is the typical way to go blind."
My tone was strong, and I said it all at once.
Her expression turned ugly, her eyes misty. She bit her lips, as if she had suffered a great grievance.
When I saw her wronged expression, I immediately lost all of my temper. I helplessly sighed, "Yaoyao, I love you. The person who won't harm you in this world is me. How can you be so stubborn? As I told you yesterday, the more impossible things are, the more likely they are to happen. I'm not trying to scare you. You're in a very dangerous situation and I'm worried about you. "
She looked at me blankly as two streams of tears flowed down her cheeks.
"Darling, don't cry, it's not good for me. I shouldn't have yelled at you, I shouldn't have spoken to you with that sort of tone. How about you hit me a few times to vent your anger, I promise I won't hide."
I grabbed her hand and slapped it into my face.
There were still tears in her eyes, but she burst out laughing. "You're really annoying."
I chuckled. "Good Yao Yao, it's precisely because I care too much about you that I couldn't control my temper because I was afraid that you would be in danger."
"Yeah, I know you're worried about me."1
She nodded, got up and sat on the edge of the bed. She then leaned into my arms, took a deep breath, and looked up at me affectionately.
The 'them' she was referring to was Chen Xin and the driver.
I've always been puzzled by this, and my instincts tell me that there must be a story behind her trust in them.
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