156: Holding Onto My Disguise

Holding Onto My Disguise

Before Su Yayan could respond, the other party sent another long passage of rainbow farts over to her.1

MulberryTreeInTheMountain: [Yayan, you were awesome today! You were so calm when you faced the horde of keyboard warriors, how charming! Also, Yayan, your soup, and your dishes were exceptionally delicious today, especially that fish, so fragrant, so fresh! It smelt and tasted unbelievably good…]

Right after that, this person wrote a three-hundred-words essay just to emphasize the tastiness of the fish, as if to remind Su Yayan of the fish's value so that she didn't simply give it away.

Unfortunately, that was lost in translation. After the initial shock, Su Yayan narrowed her eyes and asked accordingly.

Yan: [You've tasted my soup? Was it the sea cucumber soup with Matsutake mushrooms and pigeon eggs?]

Huo Chenhuan was taken aback by that message. Su Yayan had made two soups today, which were the poria mushroom pigeon stew and the sea cucumber soup with Matsutake mushrooms and pigeon eggs.

She did stress that three out of four dishes she had made today were for patients with kidney diseases, and the remaining one was to treat premature ovarian failure.

Although Su Yayan did not mention the function of the medicinal cuisine she brought up, it was fairly obvious since the other three dishes had ingredients that were helpful for people with kidney problems, so the primary function of the soup mentioned was blatantly clear.

Huo Chenhuan with a weirdly sudden premature ovarian failure, "..."

What Huo Chenhuan — whose brain would short circuit at times — did not realize, was that kidney diseases were not exclusive to males, females would have them too.

The moment he saw the word 'kidney', he had automatically associated it with a male-only disease since the probability of males getting it was higher. Besides, his current disguise was a… Little lady!

Drowning in disgrace and discomfort, Huo Chenhuan forcefully answered an "mmm." in order to hold on tightly to his disguise.

When Su Yayan saw his reply, she nearly burst out in laughter.

Yan: [If that's the case, could you also describe what the soup tastes like, please, since you also said that the soup was exceptionally tasty?]

Huo Chenhuan, "..."

A certain someone had once again experienced what it meant to dig his own grave and used another three-hundred-word essay to piece together a food review.

Su Yayan cackled so loudly she almost howled, but after laughing, she was more curious as to how a certain someone had a sudden rapid change in conversing style.

Yan: [Are you the owner of this account?]

MulberryTreeInTheMountain: [Why do you ask?]

Yan: [You've never been this talkative (smiley face) (smiley face)]

Huo Chenhuan was slightly moved.

MulberryTreeInTheMountain: [Do you like the current me, or the previous me?]

Yan: [Can't really say which one do I like more, I'm just curious, what have you been through? (laugh till I cry)]

Huo Chenhuan was momentarily silent, then he answered her truthfully.

MulberryTreeInTheMountain: [Someone told me that as a fan if I don't know how to rainbow fart, I'm not a qualified fan.]

Su Yayan burst out laughing once more, suddenly curious about the person that had said these kinds of things. What a genius!

Gu Shaoyang, who was just done with work and was rushing his way to the old mansion suddenly felt an itch in his nose and loudly sneezed a couple of times.

"What's going on? Who's talking about me behind my back?"

Yan: [So you went and learn up on how to rainbow fart?]

MulberryTreeInTheMountain: [Yep!]

Yan: [Did you come up with everything you said just now?]

MulberryTreeInTheMountain: [... It was mostly a jigsaw puzzle that I've copy-and-pasted from someone else's rainbow farts.]

Su Yayan narrowed her eyes, a crafty glint flashed through her eyes.

Yan: [Oh, I see. Didn't know that your love for me is a jigsaw puzzle from someone else's. It felt like you're just going through with the motions. I'm a little sad.]

She then added a long line of bawling emojis after the text to state how upset she was feeling.

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