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173: C173 No Is a Double Bed

Author: Xiao Fei Yang Word Count: 4463 Updated: 2025-04-05 10:32:42

C173 No Is a Double Bed

The crosstalk was beginning to get a little boring.

It was as if Lu Lee and Yue Tianpeng were chatting awkwardly on the stage.

However, a few minutes later, the topic began to move on.

Lu Lee: I like reading books.

Yue Tianpeng: Good reading.

Lu Lee: Let's put it nicely.

Yue Tianpeng: "Tell me."

Lu Lee: The book has a face like jade.

Yue Tianpeng: Hey, there is a gold house in the book.

Lu Lee: "Opening the book is beneficial."

Yue Tianpeng: "Right, right."

Lu Lee: There is a lot of knowledge in the book that is worth learning.

Yue Tianpeng: That's right.

Lu Lee: Do you like reading books?

Yue Tianpeng: I like it.

Lu Lee: Really?

Yue Tianpeng: I like reading books.

Lu Lee: You like reading books.

Yue Tianpeng: I like reading books.

Lu Lee: Great! Uncle also likes to show it to you. Come, let's see uncle. Come, let's see uncle!

One second …

Two seconds …

Three seconds.

The entire audience burst into laughter!

"Hahahaha!" Funny, funny. "

"F * ck, I didn't understand it at the beginning, but I never would have thought that it was Lu Lee who was changing the concept."

"Come, read …" "Look at uncle!"

"Sure, that's fine. This text is fine. I'm looking forward to the next crosstalk."

Lu Lee was getting better and better.

In the next few minutes, Lu Lee and Yue Tianpeng matched up again.

Especially when Lu Lee said,

"One on the left and one on the right. What are you reading?"

"Rustle."

"That's not right."

"Then what?"

"Read the double bed."

Double bed?

F * ck!

You're pressing our IQ down hard on the ground.

However …

Your crosstalk is quite interesting, huh?

Especially when he saw Lu Lee's funny expression.

The audience burst into laughter.

"Wahahaha!" Yes! "You are the real deal!"

"You're too naughty. Why is your crosstalk so different from the norm!"

"That's right. The crosstalk that I've watched in the past has always been mediocre. Only your crosstalk could make me laugh."

"Oh my god, this is too funny!"

Seeing the audience's reaction, Cang Peng, who was sitting in the director's room, heaved a sigh of relief.

Alright …

No problem.

Lu Lee performed very well.

"Director!" Director! The viewership ratings have exploded! "

At this moment, a flustered young man suddenly spoke up.

"It exploded? How much has it dropped? "

"Just now, the viewership rating broke 2!" After surpassing the Mango Television, you have obtained first place in real time! "

Boom!

This news hit Cang Peng's brain.

What!

The viewership ratings actually broke 2!

This, this, this...

Judging from the number of times Cang Peng had hosted a joyous party, it was his first time hosting a show that had a viewership rating of almost two!1

In this age of network development, you know.

How hard it is to get past 2!

Cang Peng was so excited that he cried when he thought of the viewership ratings breaking two.

It was too difficult …

I'm too difficult!

Lu Lee didn't know that because of his crosstalk, the viewership ratings of the Sujiang party had reached a new high.

At this moment, he was focusing on the crosstalk performance.

After all,

At the beginning.

He was one of the nervous ones.

Don't just look at Lu Lee giggling, he was actually more worried than anyone else.

However …

Fortunately, the audience got to his point of laughter.

Otherwise …

He had already collapsed!

The moment the crosstalk ended, Lu Lee heaved a sigh of relief.

He bowed to the audience and thanked them.

Pah pah pah pah pah!

Thunderous applause rang out.

"Well done!"

"This crosstalk is too awesome!"

"Oh my god, I didn't expect Lu Lee's crosstalk to be so pretty!"

"I was laughing till tears came out of my eyes! "Lu Ergouzi, give me a bunch of crosstalk performances like this from now on."

Ding!

"Mission completed. Congratulations to the host for completing the mission. Reward of mission: [A] class director's skill."

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