C2468 Shangguan Can(part Iii)
"Of course it's the latter. That country bumpkin must be unable to live or die and would only wish to live. He deeply regretted his ignorance and even cried and begged while kneeling!"2
Shangguan Bao was very smart, and he also thought that this was the truth, a fact that would appear very soon.
"Country bumpkin, you toad, you want to eat swan meat? Which swan meat is not good? You actually eat Ninth Gongzi's swan meat. Aren't you bored looking for your way down to the eighteenth level of hell?"
After he finished speaking, he shook his head again and again in his heart. He felt more and more that Chu Yang was a pitiful country bumpkin!
"Go and tell those five dogs!" Shangguan Can didn't pay attention to Shangguan Bao's reply, instead instructing him, "Go tell them that I'm playing by myself this time. If they dare to extend their paws out, I'll definitely satisfy them."
Shangguan Bao couldn't help but break out in cold sweat again. If those five dogs said that, he reckoned he would be dead for sure.
"Yes, young master!"
However, he had no choice but to agree.
"How about this?"
Shangguan Can's hand moved slightly, and a piece of paper fell onto Shangguan Bao's hand. If one were to draw a picture of a pile of feces entering the city, then the contents of the paper were exactly how to make things difficult for this pile of feces!
"Beauty poem!" Shangguan Bao only took a glance before exclaiming: "Young master is really tall! Beautiful poem, if that country bumpkin doesn't do well, the young miss will definitely be unhappy, then that country bumpkin will be greatly reduced in the young miss's heart! "
Shangguan Can smiled. He had already gotten his answer. When Shangguan Bao saw the three words' beauty poem ', he knew that it had to be written by his elder sister. That piece of sh * t must be something he could imagine.
Actually, he was really worried about that piece of sh * t IQ.
As for this trial, Shangguan Can felt that he had been exceptionally clever, and that it involved all sorts of tricks as well.
A beautiful poem, especially one aimed at a peerless beauty like his sister, was simply too difficult to write. Since he could not find any words to describe it, it would definitely not be easy for him to produce such a satisfactory poem.
Shangguan Bao said it in the same way. In the words of that crappy parrot, there was no harm without comparison. When that pile of sh * t was used to produce poetry, it would be overshadowed by the fact that someone did better poetry.
Of course, there were also others. For example, in the next two stages, it would be similarly difficult. And for that pile of sh * t to produce a beautiful poem was already very difficult, but the continuous production of three poems was even more difficult.
Furthermore, Shangguan Can had also prepared a row of difficulties and humiliations after the three stages. If Chu Yang were to see this, he would have thought that Tang Xian and Xi Tian had a much harder time learning the sutra, especially now that he didn't have Sun Wukong by his side.
"Young master, as long as that country bumpkin from the third trial lies down, there's no need to plot so much."
Shangguan Bao sympathized with Chu Yang even more and couldn't help but try to help him reduce the difficulty.
"It's only a matter of three. Three trials is enough, so if there's too much of it, I'll lose my share. Is that what you mean?"
Shangguan Can suddenly laughed coldly, almost scaring Shangguan Bao to death.
He quickly replied, "That's exactly what I meant. There is no need for Young Master to lower himself!"
"You don't understand. They're trying to set an example!" Shangguan Can suddenly stopped painting and said icily, "I'm going to tell everyone in the world that if they aren't outstanding enough, they shouldn't have any wishful thinking. Otherwise, this pile of sh * t will be their end."
Pausing, he continued, "I am also warning the five dogs to pay more attention to their paws!"
The six young masters of the imperial city were all extraordinary, and none of them were ordinary people. Shangguan Bao felt that the five of them were all very good, so he really didn't understand his own master.
However, this was not the problem that he needed to think about. What he needed to think about was: Was there something wrong with Shangguan Can's plan?
He felt that there was nothing wrong with his plan, but as he thought of something, he became uncertain.
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