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780: C780 You Bastard

Author: Jiu Dian Xia Word Count: 9926 Updated: 2025-04-07 08:50:40

C780 You Bastard

Munan Shu did not reject taking medicine, but he needed a reason to take it.

Eternal youth?

Munan Shu pointed at his head, "Look."

Gu Qi giggled. "Shu, why do you look so handsome? I didn't see anything on your face other than being handsome. "

"I thought you saw the word fool. Hua Tuo would never be able to keep his youth forever."

Gu Qi curled her lips. Why did this person secretly scold others?

"Alright, I'll tell you the truth. This medicine can't keep his youth forever, but it can prolong his life. Really, the test is effective."

Ah Wang covered his head. My Miss Gu, can you lie a little more?

What do you mean 'keep you young forever'? If there was that medicine, it could prolong your life. Would anyone die of old age in this world?

Life and death were like flowers blooming and falling, flowers blooming and falling.

If one could preserve youth forever and extend one's life, then wouldn't that violate the laws of nature and would definitely be struck by lightning by the heavens?

"Cough cough, Miss Gu, how old are you? I'm afraid the data you tested is useless."

Ah Wang reminded her. If she continued to say this, Munan Shu would not doubt her.

"Haha, Shu, I was just joking with you. How can this medicine be so powerful?

It's actually nourishing the skin and contracting the pores to remove the black hair. It's quite useful."

Ah Wang was speechless.

Miss Gu, if you continue to make it up like this, my family's mister will suspect that the two of us will work together to feed him poison!

"Do you think I need to?" Munan Shu asked lightly.

Gu Qi pursed her lips. Munan Shu's skin was smooth and glossy. There was no skin problem or black hair.

Other than his pale face, there seemed to be no need.

His face was pale. Right, this is it.

"Shu, I remember wrongly. In fact, it is to regulate your body. Look at your face, it is even paler than an ordinary person. There is no blood at all.

This medicine will definitely make your face rosy and charming. Drink it while it is hot."

Munan Shu picked up the bowl of medicine and put it to his mouth. Gu Qi let out a sigh of relief. She had finally lied to him.

The next second, however, what happened made her tongue-tied. Munan Shu sniffed it under his nose.

"There's cinnamon, antlers, and coriander. The smell of coriander. These are all great tonics to treat the deficiency of Yang and Yang."

Gu Qi's eyes almost popped out. "Damn it, Shu, you are too amazing. You can smell something in such an unpleasant smell."

Munan Shu continued, "The cinnamon smell is very hot and can easily hurt the Yin and help the fire. Not all the physiques are suitable. Otherwise, it will cause a new illness or aggravate the condition.

Since it is for me to catch the medicine, did you not ask me what kind of physique I have before catching the medicine? Do you know what the consequences will be if I drink this bowl of medicine? "

Gu Qi was dumbfounded. She shook her head mechanically, "What will happen?"

"I will die abruptly."

"F * ck!"

Gu Qi grabbed the bowl from his hand and poured it into the flower pot beside her. "Shu, I'm sorry. I didn't know it would be like this. I didn't want to hurt you. I wanted to help you.

The next time I go back to America, I will kick that quack's brand and smash his shop. He is a liar."

She thought the flowers next to her would have the same effect as on TV. Once poisoned, they would wither from the leaves.

"How come this flower is fine?"

Ah Wang could not help but ask, "Miss Gu, mister is trying to scare you. This is a tonic, not a poison."

"He said he would die suddenly."

Munan Shu could not help but smile when he saw that she was serious.

"I lied to you. TCM focuses on checking the pulse and asking questions to diagnose the illness. He did not even touch my pulse, so how could he know about my illness?

My constitution is different from ordinary people. Although I won't die from a sudden death after drinking your medicine, it's possible for me to have a nosebleed."

Only then did Gu Qi heave a sigh of relief. She slapped his chest, "You, this old man, are very bad. Did you make me very happy just now?"

Munan Shu reached out his hands and pulled her cheek. "This is called knowledge changing fate. The people around me more or less know some pharmacology.

If you're really bored, I'll teach you medicine. Don't waste time doing such boring things.

If I really have a problem, I can get people to take the medicine myself."

Gu Qi turned her face away, "Then can you do that in the end?"

Ah Wang wanted to leave when he heard this.

"What do you think?"

"How would I know? I haven't tried."

So the two of them had never happened before? What was with Gu Qi's tone before?

"Truth needs practice. Don't make random guesses in the future."

When the man heard this topic, he was silent. When the woman heard this topic, she wanted to cry.

Gu Qi wanted to shout, "You don't even give me a chance, how can I practice?

She thought in a blink of an eye that if she shouted, wouldn't it be very impatient? How did Ah Wang see her?

However, if she cared about Ah Wang's thoughts, she wouldn't call her Gu Qi anymore.

She pushed her hand against the wall next to Munan Shu. Even though Munan Shu was half a head taller than her, Gu Qi's Qi was still very strong.

"Then let's practice first. You can tell if it's a mule or a horse. Let's bring it out for a walk."

Ah Wang quickly backed out. If he didn't go out, he would probably see the live broadcast.

He even closed the door for the two of them. Miss Gu was really a magical person!

He thought that the medicine he cooked for Gu Huan should also be ready. He carried the medicine and knocked on the door, but no one opened it.

Could it be that she was sick and confused? Gu Qi and Munan Shu were busy right now, so he could not drag Gu Qi over to open the door.

Ah Wang opened the door immediately. There was no one inside the blanket. He touched it and felt some warmth.

Could it be that she had fallen or fainted in the washroom?

Ah Wang ignored everything and rushed into the bathroom.

In the foggy bathroom, Gu Huan felt that she had a fever and wondered if it would be better to take a hot bath and sweat.

She adjusted the temperature of the bathroom to the highest. The water was also very hot. She heard the bathroom door open in the white fog.

She thought that it must be Gu Qi. This person would not knock on the door once he entered.

Who would have thought that the person passed through the white fog and thought that she fainted in the bathtub? She pulled her up.

"Raccoon, are you okay? Wake up!"

Raccoon? What the hell is a raccoon!

She was called Gu Huan and Gu Qi liked to call her a little raccoon the most. This made her seem lively and intimate. Gu Huan really liked this way of addressing her.

After removing the word "Little," she instantly became less cute.

"What did you call me?"

She only realized that something was wrong when she finished speaking. The main point was not the raccoon, right?

This man rushed into her bathroom and hugged her naked body in his arms.

"Ah! Brawler!" Gu Huan punched Ah Wang in the eye.

This was taught by Gu Qi. The difference between a man and a woman was too big. They were no match for a man in terms of strength.

Therefore, he had to hit a man's weak spot, such as his eyes.

Gu Qi had specially trained Gu Huan before because of this. She was the smallest and most defenseless woman.

Therefore, Gu Huan's punch was fast and accurate. Ah Wang had already carried her out of the bathroom.

Being hit by her like this, he angrily threw Gu Huan onto the bed, "What are you doing!"

After exiting the bathroom, she was not blocked by the white fog. The naked Gu Huan was exposed in front of him.

Gu Huan and Gu Qi's bodies were lighter and petite compared to Gu Qi's. They were only 160 CM.

Although she was not tall, her body proportions were very good. Ah Wang originally threw her onto the bed aggressively.

At first glance, she had fair skin, an impressive figure, and a flat stomach.

He had never seen a woman before, so he was stunned. He did not even know that his nose was bleeding.

Gu Huan saw his eyes, picked up the pillow and threw it at him, "Bastard, you hooligan, I will beat you to death."

She only focused on hitting Ah Wang, and even forgot to put on her clothes.

The more she hit Ah Wang, the more he saw the shaking thing. His nosebleed became worse.

His head was like a dead machine. Furthermore, Gu Huan did not have much strength to begin with. The weapon was just a pillow.

She hit Ah Wang as if it was raining in the sky. It was even as if she was flirting with him.2

Ah Wang suddenly pushed her down. Gu Huan was so scared that she screamed.

"Brawler, what are you doing? I'm warning you. If you touch me, my Master Qi will break your skull."

Her body was wrapped by Ah Wang's blanket. Ah Wang said seriously, "We can fight now."

This stupid girl was really stupid. Did she not know how to fight after she put on her clothes?

If she didn't get beaten to death like this, her nosebleed would dry up first.

Gu Huan, who was wrapped up like a caterpillar, could not even reach out her hand. He was wrapped so tightly that Gu Huan immediately cried.

"You bastard!"

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