517: Coaxing one's wife is difficult

Coaxing one's wife is difficult

Qilin Hao suppressed a smile by pressing her lips together. She didn't even remember what Ji Wen was mad about but all she knew is that she accidentally touched his feet that day and boom the man was as soft as putty in her hands.0

Ji Wen lost his mind that night resulting in him impregnating his wife because he forgot to pull out. And there you have it, folks. This is how Ji Yao was conceived. It wasn't planned at all.

Rui Fei, "???"

He was pretty sure he shouldn't be hearing this. Her advice was noted down but he wasn't going to stay and be a third wheel to his in-laws and overhear things he shouldn't.

***

Dinner was a tad bit awkward, especially with this pair of lovebirds not sticking together like glue anymore. Ji Yao made it a point to sit in between Rui Li and Huishe Xiyue.

Despite how much Rui Fei glared at Rui Li she wouldn't move. She was like a barnacle stuck on the hull of a ship.

Thus Rui Fei was now in a terrible mood. Left with no choice he could only sit opposite Ji Yao and even then his gaze didn't leave him throughout dinner. Important things were discussed including wedding traditions in Niuq and what should be done before the ceremony but both of them heard nothing.

One was thinking, 'Do I have food on my face? Why does he keep staring,' while the other was thinking, 'why isn't he looking at me? Is he that upset with me?'

Unresigned he picked some sweet and sour pork for Ji Yao and placed it in his bowl only for that piece to be wordlessly transferred into Rui Li's bowl. That is the moment she realised she had gotten herself into the line of fire.

When Ji Yao gave away the food he placed in his bowl to Rui Li, Rui Fei annoyedly pressed his tongue against his cheek while staring at Rui Li's bowl like he was glaring at a bowl full of snakes.

Vexed Rui Li stared at that juicy tantalizing piece of meat like she was staring at poison. She could swear if she eats this her brother would kill her. Her eyes wide she looked up and sure enough, she was met by her brother's venomous gaze.

"Ah, Yao-ge I....," she said only for her to be cut off by Ji Yao with one word,

"Eat." His voice was even more terrifying than Rui Fei's vicious glare.

Rui Li: QAQ

She wasn't a prayerful person but right now she was praying to any god out there to answer her prayer. Even king Yama wasn't left out. It seemed her prayers worked because the unsuspecting uncle Yue who had just walked in after being late doing something..... oh, I meant someone, rudely picked up her bowl while saying,

"Your elders haven't eaten yet you are already digging in." Huishe Yue felt a burning gaze searing through his skin right to his bones but when he turned around the line of sight disappeared.

"Did you feel that?" he whispered to Lan Wu who was struggling to walk normally considering his thighs were rubbed raw.

"No..... because of you I can't feel anything from the waist down. You can't use my thighs again," whispered Lan Wu wishing he could rip Huishe Yue's head off.

"Then can I use your mouth?" replied Huishe Yue as they sat down.

Lan Wu, "....."

"You know what, fuck you....," he whispered as his thighs stung the moment he sat down. He couldn't even begin to imagine how sore his throat would be if they did that.

Huishe Yue smiled happily as he picked that exact same piece of pork and shoved it into Lan Wu's mouth ending its short journey that started in Rui Fei's bowl.

"If you keep swearing I might need to punish that dirty mouth of yours. Others use soap but I would rather use ah, shit. Did you just stomp on my foot? It fucking hurts."

Lan Wu who was innocent shook his head while looking under the table. "I swear, it wasn't me."

The culprit looked as innocent as ever as he picked up some orange chicken, the most glossy and appetising one. In a second attempt to coax his wife he placed this carefully chosen piece of love and placed it in Ji Yao's bowl yet again.

Rui Li who would have retorted after being bullied by Huishe Yue was very calm as the heavens had smiled upon her. She had happily gotten another bowl and was ready to place it down when she saw her brother place food in Ji Yao's bowl again. Unwilling to be involved she hid her bowl under the table and turned to look at Rui Yewan sitting next to her.

Putting on a pitiful act she said, "Wan Wan... can we swap se-,"

Rui Yewan, "No!"

Rui Li, "That was fast. Come on. These two won't let me eat."

Instead of being a good helpful brother who takes care of his little sister, he laughed. He actually laughed and Rui Li's face darkened further and further. If he goes missing we all know who did it.

On the other hand, Ji Yao was at a loss on what to do. Rui Li was hiding her bowl under the table while begging his brother to switch seats. On his other side was his future mother in law.

How was he supposed to get rid of it? Huishe Xiyue wasn't blind. She could see that these two were having a cold war but what could she do to smooth things over? She could only watch as Ji Yao ate around that piece of orange chicken like it wasn't there.

Rui Fei who had sighed in relief knowing that Ji Yao had no other choice but to eat it was yet again in a low mood with black lines all over his face.

If food wasn't going to work then what else could he do to coax Ji Yao apart from the foot thing that he couldn't do now. He thought he could soften him up a little at dinner otherwise he wouldn't even get close enough to touch those feet.

Ji Wen who couldn't watch this anymore had to help him out a little. And what was his way of helping out? Getting Rui Fei drunk. When Ji Wen was drunk his wife dotes on him more and he gets away with a lot of shit like doing it till his tank is empty.

So he began to slip drinks towards Rui Fei and because Rui Fei was distracted he kept chucking them down. He was downing them like a high schooler at spring break.

Let's just hope Ji Yao would be able to handle a drunk Rui Fei. After this Ji Wen might be placed on Ji Yao's blacklist for an entire year.

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