526: The explicit outfit

The explicit outfit

Rui Fei watched his father-in-law munch down the cakes he brought to bribe Rui Li one by one until the entire plate was empty. He wanted to stop him but seeing him stuff himself like a hamster he could only let it happen. 2

Rui Li who had only taken one bite of her sweet cake watched this greedy pirate king in awe. The man had managed to decimate six pieces in a matter of minutes and from the look on his face he might end up robbing her of her own cake.

When Ji Wen looked at her she hastily stuffed the sweet cake in her mouth making her cheeks puff out like a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter. She looked especially comical with crumbs all over her cheek.

Seeing this Ji Wen could tell what she was thinking but he wasn't going to rob her. It was already bitten into anyway. "I wasn't going to steal from you. Do I look like I am that type of person?" said Ji Wen while opening the teapot, "Anyone still wants this?"

The siblings shook their heads with their brows raised wondering what he was going to do.

"Good," replied Ji Wen before directly drinking from it. Now this man was indeed a pirate. This is how a stereotypical Jack Sparrow kind of pirate should behave. Coupled with the tattoos on his arm and the hair kempt at the bare minimum Ji Wen fit the perfect image of a pirate.

This is of course, in comparison with Ji Yao who looked nothing like a pirate except for the tattoo on his wrist. Now taking a closer look they began to wonder how this man right here was able to have a kid like Ji Yao?

If they didn't have some similarities in appearance they would surely be questioning Qilin Hao right now.

"Ah.... that was good. Not as good as rum but good enough," said Ji Wen as he put down the teapot with a satisfied look on his face. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand only to realise they were looking at him.

"What? Oh, so you all want to criticize my manners like Ah-Yao? He is not here so I can do what I want," said Ji Wen a little annoyed. When his son is not around he can do whatever he pleases but it turns out Ji Yao's minions also had a problem with his behaviour at the table.

"No, no that's not it. It's just that uncle is so different from Yao-ge. Are you sure he is your..... mmmm.....mm," said Rui Li only for her mouth to be covered by Rui Fei.

"She is talking nonsense. What.... what brings his majesty here on this fine morning?" said Rui Fei trying to be as respectful as possible. He didn't want to pick a fight with his father in law early in the morning. If he gets into another fight he might be kicked out of the bed.

Ji Wen draped his arm around Rui Fei's shoulder as he laughed out loud. He pulled him closer like they were the best of friends and asked, "Last night, Ah-Yao didn't give you much trouble, did he? Did he at least let you sleep in the bed? He looked so upset last night I couldn't help but worry for you."

Rui Fei, "....."

Memories of last night came flooding in and his speech became unintelligent. "Uh..... um, uh," he hummed and hawed for a while recalling the memories of Ji Yao lying underneath him crying, 'Husband it hurts... harder, faster, slower... yes right there..... Ah ah ah.'

Damn it, if he kept thinking of it he would definitely get hard again.

"No, I slept on the chaise. I, I thought for sure he was going to kick me out," he lied without batting an eye. Rui Li who knew the truth of the matter froze with her cheeks still bulging.

She wanted to point at him and cry out, "SHAME!!!!!" but since she would never snitch on her brother she showed a stiff smile before drinking the rest of her cup to swallow down the cake that suddenly tasted like a bribe for a cover-up.

"So you two didn't?....," he asked with his hold on Rui Fei's shoulder tightening.

Rui Li wanted to say, 'They did, they most definitely did and your son probably can't get out of bed right now yet he is prancing around with so much energy like he did nothing last night.' The stiff smile on her face grew even more.

Rui Fei shook his head his response as natural as possible making it difficult to determine whether he was lying or not.

Ji Wen smiled happily and said, "Don't worry this old man will talk to him later, okay?" His words were flowery but they were also for show. He wasn't going to intervene on Rui Fei's behalf. Which father in this world would actively help their son in law get some? He was relieved knowing that there was no conquest last night.

The only problem was that he had forgotten that last night in his drunkenness was the one giving Rui Fei tips and tricks on how to coax his son. Alcohol is indeed the devil's brew.

Rui Fei heaved a sigh of relief but what Ji Wen said next made him want to run away and hide. This man had heard about this mystery box. How one might ask? It was because when Rui Li was on Red Valkyrie she happened to open that box and Big Hei and Xunshi Zhe might have sort of seen its contents.

They honestly thought it was something people on Niuq wear and yesterday they happened to talk about it while drinking, well, that is before Ji Wen was dead drunk. Out of the entire night that was the only thing he could remember.

Early this morning he asked Qilin Hao about it and she laughed her ass off. It turns out there was nothing like that in Niuq but then an idea popped up in his head. What if he gets that merchandise and gets Qilin Hao to wear it.

Too bad he hadn't realised that his son wore it last night and was busy crying, "Husband faster.... right there..... don't stop," while wearing a slutty maid costume.

"I came here to inquire about some kind of piece of clothing...," said Ji Wen lowering his voice significantly.

Rui Fei, "???"

Rui Li, "....."

"I heard from a little bird that um..... you have a very interesting piece of clothing in a box. I was wondering if you are..... if you are selling it? I need it for um..... for research purposes...."

"It's sold... Ahem..... I so-sold it," interjected Rui Li her voice so high pitched like that of a dolphin.

Hearing this Ji Wen's brows furrowed. Her voice sounded off like she was lying but he couldn't force her to sell to him, could he?

"Ahem, she sold it," said Rui Fei his forehead covered in a layer of cold sweat. His initial intention was to smooth things over and hopefully move on from this embarrassing situation. But who would have thought this man would ask a follow-up question.

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