Father And Son
Bai Yutian was like a giant bear king. He sat on the throne and looked down at his son. He was full of praise, but when he looked down at his son, he was furious!1
His son, Bai Chen, did not come alone. There were two women beside him!
"B * Stard!"The emperor slammed the table. "Bai Chen! You Little B * Stard! What the F * ck are you trying to do? What the F * ck are you trying to do? ! Do you really want to anger your father to death? !"
"Cough cough cough..."the prime minister of the east, Dongfang youmeng, and the general, Ximen Wusheng, coughed. "Your Majesty, we will take our leave."
They had no choice but to take their leave.
He called his son a little b * stard, yet he called himself his father.
Did that mean that he was a B * Stard or a B * Stard! ?
Even old foxes like Dongfang youmeng and Ximen Wusheng, who had lived for hundreds of thousands of years, felt that their hearts could not take it anymore.
His Majesty was usually not so irritable. What was going on?
Forget it, this was still his majesty's Family Affairs, so it was better for us not to get involved. At this juncture, doing more was more wrong, doing less was less wrong. If we didn't do it, it would be good. It was proper for us to leave quickly!
"Why are you retreating? Where do you two old fellows want to go? Don't you two know what those damn fellows have forced me into?"The East Heaven Emperor Glared. "Hurry up and help me teach this unfilial Son a lesson!"
"Cough cough cough..."the prime minister and the general rolled their eyes. "It's not convenient for us to get involved in His Majesty's Family Affairs!"
"All of you stand there and don't Leave!"The East Heaven Emperor was furious. "My Son is Disobedient, My Wife Is Disobedient. What, now even you don't listen to me? ! This is a collective rebellion against me!"
"Cough cough cough... we obey..."the prime minister and the general lowered their heads. Since the Eastern Heavenly Emperor had already said so, it was obvious that he was not giving the emperor any face. That was not a good way to go.
"Speak, why are you here?"The eastern heavenly emperor collected his emotions and asked with a dark face.
A father knows his son better than his father. The eastern heavenly emperor was very familiar with his son's temperament. He was a typical example of someone who would not visit the three treasures hall for no reason!
"It's been a long time since I've seen you, Father, but I miss you very much. Today, I've specially come to meet you,"Bai Chen said.
"Bullsh * T!"The eastern Sky Emperor was so angry that he blew his beard and glared. He slammed the table, and the prime minister and the general trembled.
Was this a conversation between father and son? And it was a conversation between an emperor and a Prince?
Wasn't this a little too demeaning? !
His Majesty was usually quite well-mannered, so why was it that every time he saw the fourth prince, he would be easily provoked and angered to the point of death?
"You Little Bastard!"The East Heaven Emperor panted heavily, his eyes were wide open. "You actually dare to say that you miss me? You really made seventeen or eighteen consecutive turns and farts! Long time no see? It really has been a long time. You Little Bastard, it has been thirteen thousand years since you left the house. It really has been a long time? You said that you miss me? Where exactly did you miss me?"
He slammed the table and his anger surged like a mountain. "Tell me, tell your father, do you still have your father in your eyes? Do you still have your mother in your eyes?"
"I really miss you often in my heart. Every day, in the morning and evening, I would burn three incense sticks and kowtow three times in the morning and evening. Every day, I would pray for my father and mother to live forever and live as long as the heavens,"Bai Chen said calmly.
"WAAA..."the eastern sky emperor was so angry that he almost fainted. "You disobedient and UNFILIAL Unfilial Son! You actually pray for three incense sticks in the morning and evening, and three times in the morning and evening... You, you, you... are you using me as a memorial tablet to offer sacrifices? You Bastard! Are you trying to anger me to death? !"
"Father is really thinking too much. How would I dare to have such thoughts?"Bai Chen lowered his head and said, "Also, father is also extremely angry..."
"Bang!"
Finally, he could not hold it in anymore. The eastern Sky Emperor, who was so angry, slapped down again. This time, the white jade table in front of him was not as lucky as the previous two times, the entire table was smashed into powder by this slap. "If I could die from anger, I would have long been angered to death by you. Am I right?"
"How would I dare to have such a rebellious thought?"
"How would you dare? I see that you would dare to do it anywhere! Very Dare! You Dare to do it!"
The eastern heavenly emperor was like an enraged lion as he walked around in large strides. His manic aura caused the prime minister and general who were standing at the side to feel a chill in their hearts when they saw him. They tried their best to shrink back, they tried their best to eliminate their sense of presence.
"Hurry up and say something serious. What are you doing here today?"The Eastern Heavenly Emperor rolled his eyes and tried his best to calm the surging anger in his heart. "Don't say anything about missing someone. I feel like vomiting when I hear it!"
"This..."Bai Chen wanted to say something but stopped himself.
"What? !"The eastern Sky Emperor couldn't help but get angry again. "If you have something to say, say it! If you have something to say, say it! Can you be more straightforward? !"
"In front of father, I only dare to speak but I don't dare to Fart."Bai Chen lowered his head.
"F * ck you..."the eastern Sky Emperor held his breath in his throat and almost couldn't come up. His eyeballs almost popped out of their sockets. He stared at Bai Chen as if he wanted to eat him up. After a long while, he finally let out a fierce breath, however, he was so angry that he laughed instead. "Alright, Alright... Bai Chen, Tower Lord Bai, you're really doing well now. You're really awesome now... You've completely disregarded me, haven't you?"
"Father, you flatter me. How would I dare!"
"I..."The eastern Sky Emperor finally couldn't help but rush down madly. He waved his hand and gave Bai Chen a slap. With a 'Pa', Bai Chen was sent flying hundreds of feet away. With a 'boom', he crashed into the pillar.
The emperor rushed up again and shouted, "You F * cking better use this kind of air! You F * cking better give me a life-or-death look like this B * stard, you better..."
Pa, PA, PA, PA, PA, the sound of their bodies colliding was heard..
"I'll beat you to death today! I'll Pretend I never gave birth to you, you little B * Stard! You, you, you..."
The eastern Sky Emperor was really going crazy from anger at this son of his..
After a long while, the white-haired young master, who had been ravaged, had his clothes torn and his body covered in bruises. His handsome face had long turned into a pig's head, and the corner of his mouth was bleeding. His appearance was extremely miserable.
After the eastern Sky Emperor vented his anger, he returned with his hands behind his back and said coldly, "If you still don't say it, then get lost!"
Turning his head, he saw Wan 'er and Xiu'er staring at Bai Chen with concern and heartache in their eyes. He could not help but feel an evil fire rise in his heart. He wished that he could have another round of sex with his son.
"I heard that you two girls..."the heavenly emperor's sharp gaze was like a corpse-eating vulture in the desert as he stared fiercely at Wan 'er and Xiu'er. "What is it called? What is it called? What is it called? What is it called? What is it called? What is it called? What is it called?"
Bai Chen quietly wiped the blood at the corner of his mouth and replied unhurriedly, "Yes, it is called these two names. Son, you have chosen a pretty good name, right? !"
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