356: Rise as the King of Dogs (2)

Rise as the King of Dogs (2)

The sudden stab that came out of nowhere invoked Xia Shangzhou's rage, "Grandson, is it possible for anything nice to come out from your mouth? If you don't have anything nice to say, just shut your mouth. Even your fart sounds nicer than the things you say!" 0

Lu Benlai: "I am merely speaking the truth. Just think about it. When we have gatherings in the future, Song Chaoxi will bring his girlfriend, I will bring Leng Nuan, and our Boss will bring Little Junior, leaving you all alone…"

Xia Shangzhou: "What is wrong with being alone? When all of you marry out, I will be the King of Room 501!"

Lu Benlai: "Tsk! Are you sure you will be a king and not a lonely, single dog?" 

Xia Shangzhou: "What do you even know? Have you ever heard of the phrase, 'Only those who have eaten all of the dog feed in the world will be able to rise as the King of Dogs'! Woof, woof, woof…[1]"

"You have given me a deeper understanding of the term, 'The man who reaches the peak of shamelessness is infallible'!" Lu Benlai rubbed his temples with his fingers as he turned to Lin Jiage in a bid to change the topic, "Boss, have you thought of how you will confess to Little Junior?"

"Not yet…" Lin Jiage shook his head, "… That's why I am here to consult the both of you."

Xia Shangzhou: "This… I don't have any experience in confessing either. Why don't you ask Song Chaoxi? He's the one who has had a girlfriend since our freshman year…"

Without the slightest hesitation, Lin Jiage refuted his suggestion, "Song Chaoxi's way is not reliable."

Back when Song Chaoxi was still in his freshman year, he went out to party with his current girlfriend. One night, the two of them had too much to drink and ended up making a bet with one another.

One asked, "Do you believe I will sleep with you?"

The other replied, "If you are so great, come and try sleeping with me then!"

After which, the two of them really ended up sleeping with one another, and shortly after, they got together with one another… 

It was obvious that this wouldn't work with Soft Bun and him!

Xia Shangzhou: "That's true. Song Chaoxi's case was obviously physical intimacy first and feelings later. How should our boss confess to Little Junior then?"

"I know!" Lu Benlai exclaimed excitedly. Whipping out his handphone, he shared, "We have to rely on the wisdom of romance novels in these kinds of moments. I have recorded down all of the most classical confession scenes from the novels I have read. Boss, let me read them out to you…"

"In , the male lead brought the female lead back to their campus and confessed at the school field. He prepared a field of colorful lanterns and an expensive diamond ring…"

"The male lead in <Back Then, I Adored You

confessed in his own backyard. He prepared many balloons and hung notes containing sweet whisperings beneath them. Furthermore, he kept the ring in his mouth, delivering it right into the female lead's mouth when they kissed one another…"

"In , it was the female lead who confessed to the male lead, but I think we can still take reference from it. In the novel, upon receiving an award, the female lead stepped onto the stage and made the confession of the century to the male lead, saying that she could forsake everything in the world for him…"

"In <To The Love Of My Life

, when the male lead confessed, he dug up all of the photos he had taken with the female lead ever since they were young and displayed it all out. He even got a helicopter to scatter rose petals from the sky…"

"…"

Lu Benlai prattled on for a very long time, quoting more and more scenes from the novels he had read. When he finally came to the last of his list, he asked, "… Boss, take your pick. When you are done, I will use the remaining ones to confess to my wife."

[1] This is a play on another common idiom 'Only those who have experienced the bitterness of the world will be able to rise above other men'. As those who are unattached are termed as 'single dog', the act of a couple showing off their relationship through physical intimacy and such is known as 'scattering dog feed'.

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