1890: Profound Sage Tyrannical Song really is quite dirty

Profound Sage Tyrannical Song really is quite dirty

"T-Tyrannical Song?"

"That Tyrannical Song?"

"I'm pretty sure that there's only one Tyrannical Song in the universe."

"Are we... going to get pregnant? I mean, we just listened to him speak."

"Probably not. We should be fine as long as we don't look him in the eyes. Senior Blue Phoenix, don't turn on the hologram function."

"I'm only 300 years old! I'm not even an adult yet! What do I do?"

"I've got some fruit-flavored contraceptive pills here, want some?"

Soft sounds could be heard coming from the other end of the metal disc.

Although their voices were very low, with Song Shuhang's current strength, he could hear them clearly.

"..." Song Shuhang. 

The black-skinned Soft Feather giggled. "Senior Song's reputation has spread all across the universe."

At the same time, the real Soft Feather leaned closer to Song Shuhang's ear, and whispered, "Senior Song, we should figure out how to turn on that holographic function. I bet it'll be a lot of fun."

Song Shuhang nodded.

He used his divine sense to scan the metal disc, and soon found a rune that reminded him of an illusion formation.

Hmm, yes, this should be it.

Song Shuhang activated it without hesitation.

At the same time, he rubbed his eyes and readied the Scholarly Sage's eye. Of course, with his current strength, the Sage's eye did not have the ability to impregnate people from across space. At most, it could let others appreciate the beauty of the eye.

Whoosh!

At the same time that the rune was activated, an image of Fairy Blue Phoenix and her immediate surroundings was projected on their side.

Fairy Blue Phoenix wore a palace dress and sat at the edge of a round conference table with the metal disc in her hand. At the table, there were also other cultivators from the Beast Realm.

Song Shuhang brought his eye closer to the metal disc, filling the holographic projection with his left eye.

The giant Scholarly Sage's eye appeared in front of Fairy Blue Phoenix and the others, and chaos ensued.

"Hehe, you shouldn't believe rumors so easily." Song Shuhang brought his head back and said, "Even if it's me, I can't use the Expert's Appraisal over such long distances. You're all thinking too much."

The trembling voice of a young woman came from the metal disc. "Then, hearing Senior Tyrannical Song's voice won't make us pregnant, either?"

Song Shuhang replied, "Where could you possibly find such a strange technique that allows its user to make others pregnant just from hearing their voice?"

"But... There's a technique that can make others pregnant just by being stared at, so why can't there be one that makes use of voice?" said someone in disbelief. 

"Ahem." Fairy Blue Phoenix stretched out her hand, putting an end to the chaotic scene.

At the same time, she smiled bitterly and looked at Song Shuhang, who was holographically projected in front of her. "Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, have you come bearing good news? To be honest, the situation on our side has only been getting worse lately. I constantly hear troublesome news every day."

At this moment, a voice suddenly appeared from beside Song Shuhang. "Fairy... You aren't a qualified businesswoman."

"???" Fairy Blue Phoenix. 

Beside Song Shuhang, a spatial gate suddenly opened.

Fairy Almighty Seller, who was wearing a sheet, drilled out of the spatial gate, and then continued, "You shouldn't have disclosed that you are in trouble to Profound Sage Tyrannical Song. This will only make it so that Profound Sage Tyrannical Song can increase the price of his service and make more profit off of you."

Fairy Blue Phoenix smiled bitterly. "Actually, Profound Sage Tyrannical Song already knows how bad the situation is on our side. I don't have to hide it from him."

Song Shuhang looked at Fairy Almighty Seller curiously. "Fairy, why are you here?"

"I have a small deal to make with you, but I'm not in that much of a hurry, so you can finish this deal with this fairy from the Beast Realm first." Fairy Almighty Seller smiled as she tightened the sheet around her.

Song Shuhang nodded and turned to Sage Monarch Blue Phoenix. "Fairy Blue Phoenix, hmm... I really did come bearing good news. The senior I had asked for help has already finished researching a formula for a medicinal liquid that can temporarily deal with the Evil Energy Infection. You can come and pick it up whenever you're free."

As soon as Song Shuhang finished saying that, Fairy Almighty Seller looked at him in surprise. There was such a thing going on?

Profound Sage Tyrannical Song really is quite dirty!

Fairy Almighty Seller vaguely learned from her master that behind Profound Sage Tyrannical Song were several peerless experts.

For example, Daoist Priest Scarlet Heaven, who was renowned even among Immortals, had given Song Shuhang his life-bound treasured sword to play with. There was also Pavilion Master Chu who had a deep friendship with Song Shuhang.

More importantly... There were rumors that the ruler of the Netherworld was also one of Song Shuhang's backers.

From the conversation between Song Shuhang and Fairy Blue Phoenix, she could discern that the situation in the Beast Realm was very bad at the moment, and many were infected by the evil energy of the Netherworld. And now, Profound Sage Tyrannical Song had come out with the means to deal with it…

Netherworld Evil Energy Infection + Ruler of the Netherworld + Solution.

This method is really dirty!

The ruler of the Netherworld infects the Beast Realm with evil energy, and then Profound Sage Tyrannical Song comes forward to solve the problem. However, Profound Sage Tyrannical Song and the ruler of the Netherworld are actually working together.

It is a really despicable scheme!

Sure enough, Master said that I must be wary of Profound Sage Tyrannical Song... I should be more careful when I deal with him lest I fall into a trap.

Fairy Almighty Seller nodded to herself.

In the image projected by the metal disc.

"I'll head over to Earth immediately!" A bright smile emerged on Fairy Blue Phoenix's face. The long-awaited good news had really come.

After saying that, she glanced at Fairy Almighty Seller, who was beside Song Shuhang—just now the fairy had mentioned words such as businesswoman and deals…

So, Fairy Blue Phoenix thought for a while, and then said, "Tyrannical Song, is there anything you need right now? We can bring a batch of treasures to you as a reward. Of course, as long as the medicinal liquid is effective, then we're prepared to give you more."

As long as the treatment was effective, the Beast Realm was willing to pay a high price.

"There's no need for such politeness between us." Song Shuhang smiled slightly—this was the moment he had been waiting for.

The first few times, he had been too thin-skinned. As a result, the big shots always refused to give him common items while aiming for more sophisticated treasures.

But this time, he had learned from those lessons of the past.

Song Shuhang said, "I'll settle for common items this time. There's no need for anything too sophisticated."

Fairy Blue Phoenix pondered for a moment and blushed slightly. "I see. Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, when the time comes, our remuneration will definitely not disappoint you."

Song Shuhang said, "By the way, Fairy, I've been practicing the ❮Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique❯ of the Beast Realm."

Fairy Blue Phoenix nodded.

Song Shuhang said, "However, my ❮Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique❯ is incomplete. If possible, I would like to request you to provide me with the complete version of the ❮Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique❯."0

Fairy Blue Phoenix thought for a moment, and then said, "I can give Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song a copy of the ❮Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique❯. But if you want the real full version, you'll have to make a trip to the Beast Realm."

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