84: Ant Skit Episode 6: Conspiracy

Ant Skit Episode 6: Conspiracy

:ant: : Now you all understand how great my friend is to be helping these two -...alec and tyrant pave their way forward. I personally would have just let them rot in limbo, but that's just me. Honestly though, all this is LX's fault...0

:eyes: By the way, this is not me being vengeful in any way - of which I have falsely been accused of in the past!... This is based on facts! If she would have just lived with a little more...hmm, what is it?:thinking_face: Brain cells, heart, soul, compassion, brain cells, comprehension, understanding, and the list runs on - just endless...

The bottom line is, her insensitivity is the reason she is here today sooo...her fault!... Of course, there are other factors involved here and there, but my point is she could have avoided all this if she just had a little more to her personality:face_with_steam_from_nose:

... And how do I know all this? It is because I am a ratified enlightened being :relieved_face:, who certainly has more brain cells than a certai-... (:ant: commentary: Ch 70, "Unilateral loan")

**Lei Xing angrily closes laptop**

Lei Xing: I am going to destroy that stupid :ant:!... I just have to find a shoe big enough to squash him...or maybe I'll just make one:thinking_face:...

Tung Mei: Xing jie, why don't you just ignore him?

Lei Xing: I ignore him, but he seems to think it means he can go on saying whatever he wants. How is all this my fault now? Did I ask to be taken there? Also, so what if I'm insensitive? why do I have to cater to his stupid feelings?! Ratified enlightened -? What does he know?!:pouting_face:

Tung Mei: I agree, you shouldn't have to cater to anyone's feelings...but you shouldn't let your mood be affected by this idiot either, he's not worth your time...

Lei Xing: :face_with_raised_eyebrow: Why are you suddenly opposed to his destruction? You've been making plans to make his life miserable all this time, why the sudden lack of interest?

Tung Mei: :eyes: Hehe~ I just don't you to act recklessly in anger...*looks at phone* Oh, I'm late. I forgot I have an appointment, Xing jie we'll talk later. *:woman_running_light_skin_tone::woman_running_light_skin_tone:, shouts back* Don't act without me~~

Lei Xing: Tch, who needs you?... Who needs any of you? I'll figure it out myself... *pouts, opens laptop and types into chat* How to destroy an annoying :ant:?

Ajax_Flameborn: That's easy...I'll get a shoe

Lei Xing: He's human-sized...and giant shoes are apparently hard to find, I tried.

Yuki_Jen: Hmm could bring out a catapult or a cannon... or something? :thinking_face:

Lei Xing: Unfortunately, stupid Author put a ban on those items on her premises, something about them being a hazard to her safety, it's not like I'd try to kill her or anything :face_with_rolling_eyes:... and the stupid :ant: would never follow me or anyone I can send anywhere :expressionless_face:...stupid ANT!

Yuki_Jen: Hmmm how about a slingshot that looks like a swing? ....hahahahaha 

Lei Xing: :thinking_face: Shooting him off a slingshot is a great idea but it's too noticeable. Same with kicking him, that's why I haven't really worked on the idea. There'll be :eyes: watching. It needs to be under wraps, away from prying senses or I could get in trouble...potentially :eyes:.

Yuki_Jen: Hmmmmm I see.... this is difficult.... how can :ant: be dealt with without people knowing... can he shrink? :thinking_face:

Lei Xing: :thinking_face: Not that I am aware of...Plus he'd never tell me if he could, he never listens :unamused_face:.

Ajax_Flameborn: You have a magic poison ring. Shot in the dark, maybe it can make poison?

Lei Xing: Well that old man didn't tell me how...Stingy :unamused_face:.

Ajax_Flameborn: Wow someone hands out a magic ring and doesn't even show off the user guide? D**k.

Lei Xing: I know right... I wanted to get a vat of poison but Author says we can't get any toxins in here. She's really paranoid for no reason:unamused_face:...Ah, the Dowager does make poison though but we're not really on good terms, unfortunately...or fortunately, I'm not really sure about that one:grinning_face_with_sweat:.

Storyreader: Easy then, blow them both with a bomb!!

Lei Xing: I'd love to!...:eyes: But we live in the same house...they don't go out :expressionless_face:.

Ajax_Flameborn: if you reveal to the emperor that he stole your three sizes that one time, he'll probably go on a crusade against him ya know...

Lei Xing: He did what now?:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Ajax_Flameborn::eyes: ...*Hides*

Yuki_Jen: He revealed your three sizes. He said orange or something...

Lei Xing: oranges? Does he even know what an orange is?! 

Yuki_Jen: He also said melons...if I remember correctly :thinking_face:

Lei Xing: Melons?!!! 

Ajax_Flameborn: Yes, he said...Bountiful melons, very squishy. Much WOW...

Lei Xing: :grinning_face_with_sweat::face_with_tears_of_joy::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::expressionless_face::face_with_symbols_on_mouth: See it's not me, some people just really need to be gone *Sharpens knives* I have just cause this time!!!:face_with_steam_from_nose: 

Ajax_Flameborn: Yes, and if you draw in the Emperor...he will ensure that even if :ant: manages to survive this, he won't.

Lei Xing: Who needs an Emperor, I can kill him myself! :smiling_face_with_horns::smiling_face_with_horns: 

**Lei Xing texts Tung Mei: LX: Watch out for Author! And where's that :ant:?!!**Then opens door and heads out**

Lei Xing: :ant:, Anty~ Where are you? I've got a surprise for you~ A fan letter! Just for you~

Ajax_Flameborn: There will be no dawn for :ant:.

**A while later, Lei Xing returns from her hunt**

Lei Xing: Tch, Cant find him :loudly_crying_face:

Yuki_Jen: Let's find a female :ant: then set a trap.

Lei Xing: Will need to turn the female into a life-size thinker first...and that's hard :thinking_face:

Ajax_Flameborn: Also she may just side with him

Yuki_Jen: Get Ah Jin to dress as an :ant: then.

Lei Xing::face_with_tears_of_joy: Ah Jin cant be trusted...but I can get Tung Mei to do it....:eyes: Actually, I want to see that :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:...Not sure how it would go because he's terrified of her, but he may just be dumb enough to fall for it...he's pretty stupid :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:

Yuki_Jen: Hahahahaha yes...We will see~

Lei Xing: Now that's settled, I am going to go work on the plan hahahahaha...This will be fun! :smiling_face_with_horns::smiling_face_with_horns:

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