940: Mountain Fairy

Mountain Fairy

"Mountain Fairy, don't be this way! I, Shin Gong, promise to always make you happy as long as you marry me and have fifty sons and daughters!" Shin Gong yelled out passionately. The people who followed him all nodded their heads in agreement with his words. They felt their young master was really a man among men.1

Ako held her head. She had really attracted a strange one. She did not understand why this young master was so stuck on her! She just wanted to swat this annoying fly but because he had not really done anything that warranted it she could just outright kill him. So she was at a loss. But his words just now really blew her mind.

"In what world do you think any woman would give birth to so many damn kids!?" Ako yelled out, but then one woman entered her mind, and that was her Master. But she decided to push that thought to the back of her mind since her Master was special. "First off, I am a slime! I am a divine beast! I am not someone you can even have kids with." 

This was no longer entirely true. Kana had checked her body, and he was now indeed capable of having offspring. But the young master in front of her did not know this, so she was using it as a means to hopefully deter him from bothering her anymore. But sadly…

"Then I will just take in a few concubines to give birth to children for you to raise! Mountain Fairy, there is a means to rectify all issues so we can still have a loving family together!" Shin Gong's words caused even his own retainers to hold their heads. They were all for their Young Master courting a woman, but this was just…. They wondered if their young master fell down the mountain bumping his head many times before finally coming to a stop when they were not looking. This was no way to court a woman! What woman would want to hear the man courting them say he can have a bunch of concubines give birth for him to form a huge family?

"You're ill, right?" Ako asked as she gave the young master a pitied look. "Please go see a divine doctor to fix your head because no woman in their right mind would go 'okay, sure, let's get married, after hearing you say something like that!"

"What?" Shin Gong did not understand. If he could not have a bunch of babies with the mountain fairy, he would have to do it with the concubines and give the babies to the mountain fairy to raise as her own. He did not see a problem with this logic. It was then that he realized something. "Ah! Don't worry! Once they give birth, I will just kill them so no one will try to take your position as my first wife. You will never have a concubine trying to steal your position!"

"You are really ill…" Ako shook her head and looked at the people behind the young master: "You people take this ill person and get him some help. Even someone with a true mental condition would not think like him. He is just truly ill. Very sick person indeed."

"I am sick!" Shin Gong suddenly shouted. "I am so sick because of how madly in love I am with you, mountain fairy!"

"What did I just walk into…." Bi Ling, who had just showed up out of nowhere, frowned. She had heard there was a girl sitting on top of a mountain in the area, so she came to take a look, and to her surprise, it was her auntie Ako.

"Little Bi, watch out, this young man is ill. He might profess his love to you next." Ako shouted. She worried the sick man would try to hit on her little niece! 

"If he comes near me, I will just kill him. It will only take a second. Anyway, Auntie Ako, I came here to see who was sitting on top of the mountain, but it turned out to be you." Bi Ling ignored the stares of the people around her. Her killing intent had just exuded out of her as she said she would kill Shin Gong, causing them all to have cold sweat roll down their backs.

"You…." Shin Gong turned and looked Bi Ling up and down, his eyes growing wide. "Do you want to be my second wife!?"

"Young master, stop!" The retainers all yelled out at the same time as they rushed forward. They had to take this stupid young master out of here and beat him a few times. Maybe a few hits to the head will fix his issue or break him enough to never cause issues again.

But unfortunately for them, his words angered Bi Ling. "You really are sick! I am not even old enough for marriage!" Says the two hundred, some odd year old Bi Ling. She drew his sword and took a step forward and was about to take the young master's head when Ako Yelled out: "Little Bi, stop."

Bi ling pursed her lips and looked at Ako, who shook her head, causing Bi Ling to sigh. She sheathed her sword and brought her foot back, and thrust it forward between the young master's legs.

*Crack!*

"Aiyoooi!!!!!!!!"

"Young Master!" The retainers all yelled out.

"It's young mistress now! Serves him right!" Bi Ling snorted before walking right through the barrier and sitting down next to Ako. "Auntie Ako, you need to just kick these people. This way, when they change gender, they will no longer bother you."

Ako looked at Bi Ling's serious expression and did not know whether to laugh or cry. What Bi Ling just did was no different than killing the young master! But she knew Bi Ling did it for her, so she was not mad. "Alright, Auntie will listen to you. Little Bi, why are you here?" 

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