C200 Yu'er Ugly to the Depths of Her Soul
"Ye Kai, I don't know what's going on either. Sometimes, when I'm running with all my strength or striking out with my palm, it's like I'm slowing down. I can't explain it myself. In an instant, I appeared where I wanted to appear. If I say that I'm not afraid of you laughing at me, it's a bit like... "
"Hehe, it's like the short-distance teleportation of mages in online games, right?"
...
When Ye Kai killed the fifth monster, this conversation suddenly appeared in his mind.
Ye Kai couldn't remember who told him this. Now, he didn't want to waste his brain cells to recall it.
However, the 'teleportation' that this person was talking about seemed to give Ye Kai a new insight.
"Speed to the extreme is slow! That is a relative slowness! Just like Einstein's theory of relativity. After running faster than the speed of light, you will find that the entire world has become slower. Then, time will flow backward! And the high-speed wheels. In the eyes of the people on the road, they are slowly rotating. It was the same logic, right? "
Ye Kai muttered.
" At the same time, if you are slow to the extreme, then you are fast. It is a kind of speed that is difficult to catch! It is slow, making people unable to feel it moving. But this kind of movement actually exists, and when people realize it, it has already quietly moved closer!"
Ye Kai said as he flipped the dagger. At the same time, he used his X-ray vision ability to constantly make gestures.
"It's like Tai Chi Martial Art. Oh, no, that's called... Inch Force! Yes, that's what it's called! I remember someone telling me that I still remember... There are one or two people who can do this. They are quite powerful!"
Ye Kai smiled bitterly and continued to walk forward.
This kind of understanding of speed and slowness, once one entered the Real World, one must try again.
Ye Kai originally thought that the monsters in this desert would never be killed. It was just like those wild wolves and bandits in the online game that were specially for newbies to level up. After killing one, another would appear. This was called "respawn!"
But he did not expect that half an hour later, Ye Kai would shout loudly that he had been fooled.
Indeed, he had been fooled. Here, less than a kilometer away from the range of his Clairvoyance Ability, a valley began to appear. The yellow sand that filled the sky naturally disappeared along with it.
Above his head, although it was still the strange black hole sky, the fragrance of wild fruits and flowers that came from the valley made Ye Kai's gloomy heart become cheerful once again.
"This is the second map. I just don't know about the monsters in this valley. Will they be higher level than those in the desert? What if I can't kill them all? I don't know if I will really die here. Hehe..."
Ye Kai laughed self-deprecatingly and continued walking forward.
"What is this?"
Ye Kai had just taken a few steps when he realized that apart from the increasing number of flowers and trees in the entire valley, there were even more ice-like things in front of him.
The thing was about half a meter tall, like a cactus in the desert. It was stuck in the soil like a stick.
It was dark red all over, looking like a crystal, and every single one of them was as thick as a fist. When it came into contact with it, it was indeed very hard. Ye Kai used the dark green dagger in his hand to try cutting it. However, he found that it could not leave any marks on its body. It was enough to show that this thing was not an ordinary item.
Looking at it, these red crystals (Ye Kai will temporarily call them that). There were more than ten thousand of them, but Ye Kai thought about it. Other than bringing them back as accessories, there should be no other use, right? After all, there were similar things in the Real World.
Food was tasteless, it was a pity to abandon it!
Ye Kai curled his lips and reached out his hand to pull out one of them.
"Buzz..."
However, just as the red crystal was about to leave the ground, Ye Kai's consciousness immediately became fuzzy. This feeling was familiar to him. He wanted to return to the rhythm of Real World...
...
"Hey, hey, hey, if you keep holding my hand, I'm going to call for someone!"
Before Ye Kai could open his eyes, he heard a tender shout.
This female voice was extremely clear. It sounded like someone had mistakenly entered the Nine Heavens Immortal World and heard the whispers of those fairy maidens in the past. It also sounded like...
Right, this scene was like a paradise. A beautiful fairy was bathing in the river and was suddenly discovered by Ye Kai. After the two of them looked at each other, the beautiful fairy scolded Ye Kai with both shame and anger.
With this kind of beautiful longing, Ye Kai slowly opened his eyes.
"Ah!"
That beautiful voice made Ye Kai feel like he was looking at what kind of beauty the owner of the voice was. In addition to the beautiful scene that he had just fantasized about, Ye Kai's anticipation was worth it. It had reached 1,086 points!
However, when Ye Kai saw the black-veiled woman in front of him, even Ye Kai, who had a very strong mental endurance, could no longer remain calm and let out a cry of surprise.
Ye Kai saw... a terrifying face. It could be said that it was the ugliest and scariest face among all humans! That... That was simply...
Ye Kai was unable to describe it!
"Aiya, I'm sorry, I scared you!"
The girl shrugged her shoulders, turned around, and went to fetch Ye Kai a cup of hot water.
"Yes... I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose, it was really... I... "
Although Ye Kai had lost his memory, he still had those basic principles of being a human.
A girl, in front of you, no matter how ugly she is, you can't say it out loud. This is an extremely rude and self-harming behavior!
Which girl doesn't want others to praise her for her beauty? Even if you don't say she's beautiful, it's fine to say she's cute! Even if you don't say she's cute, if you say she has a temperament, perhaps this is a hundred times better than Ye Kai's reaction just now. !
Therefore, Ye Kai explained and apologized in a panic.
"Alright, there's no need to apologize. I am indeed ugly!"
The girl handed the hot water to Ye Kai and sat on the chair next to him.
"Sigh..."
The girl sighed heavily. A moment later... She said to Ye Kai in a plain tone, "The appearance of a person is made up of three conditions: the skull, the muscles, and the skin. The most important factor that affects the appearance of a person is... It's the shape of a skull. It seems that the shape of a human skull is almost the same. However, as long as there was a slight difference, it could determine whether a person was beautiful or ugly.
When the girl said this, she looked at Ye Kai.
What she said was right.
A person with a straight nose and a flat nose were no more than a centimeter apart.
"And my entire head seemed to have been broken before, then pieced together in a mess! This description is very realistic, isn't it? "
The girl wanted to smile bitterly, but she seemed to feel that she would scare Ye Kai again when she smiled, so she held it in.
"I... I should be at the nasal bone, but there is no nasal bone at all. So, my nose is soft and hanging, and my nostrils are on a lump of soft meat. But it's not like I don't have a nasal bone at all, but my nasal bone is at the bottom of my left cheek. Thus, my left cheek bulged, and my right cheek's cheek bone changed shape again. So my right cheek caved in. My lower lip is very thick, and my upper lip is cracked like a rabbit. Above my eyebrows, there are all kinds of irregular protrusions. The only thing worth rejoicing about is that... I have a pair of bright eyes, but these eyes... On such a terrifying face, it has become a heart-palpitating irony! "
After the girl finished speaking like a cannon, she spoke as if she was looking at a mirror, not giving herself the slightest bit of face.
After the girl finished speaking, she stood up and turned her head around. She seemed to be laughing at herself.
However, Ye Kai, who was on the bed behind her, had a pale face and was gasping for breath. He was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
"Buddhism has a saying, 'beauty brings disaster'. All of them are pink skeletons, but they can also be seen as stinky skins! How many girls are willing to get a stinky leather bag that can make all men cry out in shock? Do you think what I said is right?"
"Er... Yes... Ah, that's not right!"2
Ye Kai swallowed his saliva.
"Actually, this lady, that... after God closes one of your doors, he will definitely leave you a window, so..."
Ye Kai thought about it and tried to comfort this girl. To a girl, looks were important, but not the most important. This was what Ye Kai really thought in his heart.
"Hehe, although I know you are comforting me, I am still quite happy. Let me get to know you. My name is Yuer, and I am ugly to the core. How about you?"
The girl who called herself "Yuer" had a very cheerful personality. She could tell the terrifying truth about her appearance, but she could still change it so quickly and laugh out loud.
"Ye Kai! The leaves of the leaves are blooming happily."
Ye Kai stretched out his hand and shook the girl's hand.
This feeling...
It was only at this moment that Ye Kai was able to shift his attention away from the girl's face.
However, just as he shifted his gaze over, Ye Kai was shocked once again.
If the girl's appearance was the "masterpiece" of the devil, then her figure and skin must be the compensation that God made for her.
Her arms seemed to be carved from the purest fine jade in the world. There were no flaws on them at all.
A pair of jade hands with ten slender fingers and long hair. If this pair of hands were to be taken into pictures and uploaded onto the internet, perhaps thousands of young models would feel ashamed, right?
Looking at her figure again, under a black dress, that curvaceous figure was wrapped up. It was just like those virtual night elves in online games. A little more was a lot, but a little less was not good to look at.
If she added in her voice that was as sweet as Nightingale's, without looking at her appearance, her admirers would probably be more than a mile away.
"My figure is not bad, right?"
Yuer tilted her head and looked at Ye Kai, who was looking at her figure, and asked.
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