C211 Ye Kai Admitted Defeat
"Here it comes! The Miao boundary's specialty, the four flavors of platters, top of the line!"
Yuer's exaggerated voice came from the kitchen, and a smile appeared on Ye Kai's face.
Putting away the Clairvoyance Ability, Ye Kai placed the chopsticks on the table and said, "Yes, yes." He was ready to taste the so-called specialty of Miao boundary, the four flavors of platters.
As for the nine snacks on the Land Rover outside, Ye Kai thought in his heart. It would be good if they didn't come, but if they really didn't want to live long, then they should come and give it a try!
Before they saw the dishes, the strange fragrance mixed with the herbal fragrance drifted over from behind Ye Kai.
"F * ck, please forgive me for saying vulgarities again. It was really too fragrant! Yuer, I was already drooling before I even saw these four platters. Quick, if I don't eat them today, even the plates will be eaten. My surname is not Ye... This... "
Before Ye Kai could finish his words, his expression of anticipation was as interesting as swallowing a fly.
"This, this, this... Yuer, you weren't sent by the monkey to tease me, right?"
Ye Kai fiercely swallowed his saliva and subconsciously dodged backwards.
"Eh? Ye Kai, you are so strange!" Yuer put the tray on the table, then pointed at the things on the plate and said, "Four plates. Choose the young scorpion that has just shed its skin for the second time, the cocoon that is forty-nine days away, and the locusts that have only eaten sugar cane leaves. And the vegetable snake that came out in the morning to steal eggs soaked in 13 kinds of herbs unique to the Miao boundary for 21 days. Then add the river water of the Ruolan River and boil it into seven ripened parts. Finally, put it into the frying pan and fry it until it is finished. This is Yuer's ultimate skill. There can't be any mistakes! "
As Yuer spoke, she used her chopsticks to gently move the few kinds of... creatures on the tray and looked at Ye Kai in puzzlement.
"Yuer, that... I just felt that I had eaten enough... I'm full, these things... "
Ye Kai was a little afraid. He had to admit defeat. No matter how much a man he was, he could not eat these things that looked like they could not be eaten at all!
"No way! Yuer has never been willing to take these things out, but Ye Kai is different. He was Yuer's good friend, so Yuer reluctantly gave up on them! Oh, don't underestimate these things. They are extremely delicious. The effects are even more amazing! Take this young scorpion that had shed its skin for the second time as an example, eat these seven or eight scorpions. In the future, you will definitely not have problems like gout..."
After Yuer finished speaking, she used her chopsticks to pick up a yellow scorpion that had been fried and sent it to Ye Kai's mouth.
"Shouldn't it be a beauty in her arms who took a huge grape and stuffed it into the male lead's mouth? Why did it become this evil scorpion when it came to me? "
Ye Kai mocked himself in his heart with an embarrassed look on his face.
"Bang!"
At this moment, the door of the hammock was kicked open.
Yuer was shocked and the chopsticks in her hands fell to the ground. Of course, it also included the yellow and fragrant scorpion.
Ye Kai had an excited look on his face. In this excitement, there was a trace of "surviving a disaster."
When they made a move later, they must not kill him. They must let go of such a human-like "saving Ye Kai from the fire of the scorpion."
"Who are you people? It's so late. Why didn't you come here at all? Don't you know how to behave? Aren't you afraid that I will call the police?"
Yuer put one hand on her waist and pointed her other finger at the big man who broke the door of her house. She shouted in a lovely voice.
"Aiyo, little girls, I don't understand the principle of being a human? Hehehe, I don't understand, but I can teach you the truth of being a woman! Hahahaha..."
"Hehe, this little girl's skin is so damn good, that voice is also mesmerizing. If this is placed on the bed, it won't make us want to live and beg to die!"
"That's right, that's right. Even though this little girl used a black veil to cover her face, just by looking at her eyes and that 'milk' that would definitely make her feel great, I'm already f * cking hard now, hahahaha! You're right, that's right. Even though this little girl used a black veil to cover her face, that pair of eyes and that 'milk' that would definitely make her feel great, I'm already f * cking hard now, hahahaha!"
"Little girls, did you hear that? This guy's Second is hard. Is that little hand of yours going to help soften it? Little girls, did you hear that? This guy's Second is hard. Is that little hand of yours going to help soften it? F * ck, hahahaha..."
...
Among the five men who rushed in, there was no" acquaintance "of Ye Kai's. Thinking about it, that guy left three people behind to protect him in the car in case of any mishaps.
It seemed that this guy was quite scheming and knew to hold back.
However, just based on these guys' filthy words just now, Ye Kai had already made up his mind not to let them have the chance to speak so smoothly in the future.
"You... You! Lowly! Shameless!"
Yuer was a little girl from the Miao boundary. Usually, she would come into contact with those honest and kind people. How could she have heard these dirty jokes?
At this moment, although the black veil covered her face, Ye Kai could still feel that her small face had turned from white to red.
"Despicable (vulgar)? Shameless? Ahahahaha, brothers, she's scolding us, and these girls are scolding us! It's so cool, I can't take it anymore! "
" Hehe, little girls, in a while, I'll let you know what true inferiority is, and what true shamelessness is! "
...
Yuer did not know what to say anymore. Her two eyes were filled with tears.
"I say, you guys came here for the Blood Wood Cauldron, right?"
Ye Kai, who had been silent the whole time, picked up a piece of braised pork and put it into his mouth without looking up. He slowly chewed it.
"Hey, if you don't say anything, I wouldn't have noticed. There's still a lover here!"
The big man in the lead was stunned for a moment. He pointed the machete in his hand at Ye Kai and scolded him with a smile.
"Hey, hey. This kid knows what to do. He told me what he had in his hand. That's good. We won't have to look for him! Kid, quickly take out that Blood Wood Cauldron. Seeing that you're so honest, in a while, we'll take the cauldron and only bring your little girlfriend back to educate her properly. As for you, don't worry, kowtow three times. Then you can get lost!"
A horse-faced man came up and patted Ye Kai's shoulder.
"Eh? "
The horse-faced man had originally used all his strength to slap the boy to the ground to show off his strength.
However, when he saw that the hand was still two centimeters away from the boy's shoulder, he automatically 'deviated'!
"What the f * ck!"
The horse-faced man cried out in alarm.
How could he have known that his movement just now was no different from a snail under Ye Kai's Clairvoyance Ability?
"Courting death!"
Ye Kai slowly got up and prepared to attack.
"What are you doing? Ah!"
Ye Kai was not paying attention. Not far away, the big man with pigtails had already arrived in front of Yuer. He reached out his hand and pulled off the black veil covering Yuer's face, who was still in shock.
Originally, when they had just entered the house, as long as they paid attention... They could also see Yuer's real face under the black veil, but... When they arrived... Because of the lights, and because these people only cared about Yuer's impressive figure, there was really no one who looked through the veil carefully.
Everyone had their own restricted regions, and Yuer was the same. Her restricted region was a face that made her feel inferior.
Usually, in this small town of Miao boundary, everyone respected Yuer. They were also familiar with her appearance, so it was not strange that they were used to seeing her. It did not matter. Of course, everyone also did not mention anything about other girls of the same age in front of her. For example, matchmaking, marriage, and so on. So, after a long time... Yuer did not care too much about her appearance.
But today, that strange big guy first insulted (insulted) her (teasing). Then, he actually tore off the last layer of gauze covering his wound. The part that made her most painful was exposed in front of them without any protection. This kind of pain... It was worse than cutting her with a knife.
For a moment, Yuer was stunned on the spot and could not speak.
"Aiyo, what the f * ck! You're so damn ugly! You're so ugly that you're crazy. Are you a monster, you b * tch? If you look like this, don't come out and scare people, alright? "2
The big man with the pigtails shivered and took two or three steps back.
"Since you've seen something you shouldn't have, then you don't need these two moves anymore!"
Ye Kai, who was standing at the side, couldn't bear it. At the same time, he felt extremely guilty. If he hadn't paid attention to Yuer, if he hadn't wasted his time with these thugs, Yuer wouldn't have been bullied like this.
Killing intent suddenly rose. Ye Kai shouted loudly and in a flash, he had already arrived in front of the man who was pointing at Yuer and scolding her for being ugly. The bamboo chopsticks in his hand mercilessly stabbed down.
"Puff!"
"Ah...!"
The big guy's right eye was like a grape that had been squeezed to the point of exploding, spurting out black and red liquid.
"Brat, laozi will f * cking cripple you!"
The long-faced man on the side saw this and did not care about anything else. He used the machete in his hand to slash at Ye Kai's head and neck.
"Oh my god, what the f * ck is this? Mother, Poisonous Spider. Ah, ah..."
All of a sudden, the long-faced man's eyes were sealed by a furry thing. When he took a closer look, he was so scared that his three souls and seven souls disappeared without a trace.
It turned out that Yuer was awakened by Ye Kai's crazy actions. She covered her face again and threw the Poisonous Spider, "Little Bell," at the face of the long-faced man who was attacking Ye Kai.
But even so, Yuer could not bear it. She did not command the 'Little Bell' to release the venom at the long-faced man, so he was only frightened. Otherwise, the horse-faced man would probably be the first 'lucky' among the few of them to stand up on the spot.
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