C439 Old Poison
Ye Kai shrugged and said, "Why do you care about me? He had an expression on his face.
Hao Ren did not mind and continued.
"Another one is the child's blood handprint in the bathroom..."
"Ah, yes, yes, I was just about to ask, the one on the bathroom washing mirror... Child's blood handprint..."
The farmer uncle nodded and continued to ask.
But this time, before he could finish asking, he stopped talking.
Because he saw that on the dwarf Hao Ren's pair of "hands," there were still traces of "blood" that had not dried yet!
There was no need to ask anymore. Unless Hao Ren had a child or a companion of the dwarf, this blood handprint was the one that he had used his own hands to print on the glass mirror and did not run away.
As expected, Hao Ren also shrugged his shoulders and even curled his lips mischievously.
"Hey, let me interrupt you. It's fine if you use that blood or something, but why do you even have a pack of tomato sauce in the middle? Addiction?"
Ye Kai thought about how the farmer uncle imitated him and licked the "blood" that was wiped off the washing mirror. It was funny.
He was paving the way with Clairvoyance Ability. He could see clearly which bloody handprint the 'blood' was made of tomato sauce, but the farmer uncle was doing the same thing.
"This... If you happen to have the leftover potato chips and the unused tomato sauce that you ate the day before yesterday, you might not have asked me this question again."
Hao Ren smiled helplessly.
"It's that simple? He didn't mean to target us?"
The farmer uncle had an awkward expression. He originally thought that this fellow had a deep scheme.
"Of course it's that simple. Who would have a twisted mind in this aspect? Holy sh * t..."
Hao Ren swore, using it to express his stance.
"Enough, enough. One more thing, why is your fingerprint from an old child a few years ago? Don't tell me there are two identical fingerprints in this world!"
Ye Kai shook his finger and asked Hao Ren.
"In this world, there are almost no two identical fingerprints. I said almost, but in fact, the probability is one in six billion! Oh, of course, I don't mean to say that. My fingerprints are exactly the same as that child's. Well, I'm just bored. Besides... I also guessed that the people in this building might call the police... Then... Then I'll be fine. I hacked into some networks. For example, in the fingerprint vault, I slightly changed it... "
"Do you have the ability?!"
Before he could finish, the farmer uncle caught the "bright spot" of the sentence.
Putting aside the fact that Hao Ren was able to create so many high-tech "ghosts" dolls, just the ability to change the system was not inferior to the computer expert in the Special Action Team, Old Dragon!
Ye Kai knew that this was the uncle's intention to recruit Hao Ren as his subordinate.
"Uncle, don't look at me through the crack of the door. If you look at me flat, remember, I am a Heavenly Materials student of MIT. Hehe, if I hadn't been poisoned, I would have become a gold collar with a salary of one million a year! "
Hao Ren said proudly.
"Look at you, you still dare to slap me in the face! Then let me ask you again, the woman's hair in the toilet bowl, did you also... "
No matter how stupid the farmer uncle was, he could naturally infer three things.
"Hehe, congratulations, uncle, you've already learned how to answer!"
Ye Kai started to stir up trouble as he clapped his hands.
"You are looking for a beating!"
The things that the farmer uncle had experienced this night, although there was not much risk, it was definitely not very exciting.
He estimated that he would have to seal Ye Kai's order tomorrow for tonight's matter.
"Hehe, hey, Hao Ren, let me ask you again. What are you doing? Why did you come to the radio station to play tricks? Also, someone poisoned you. Let's not talk about your strength. Just this big black guy, ordinary people would probably not be a match for him, right? Why don't you just hide inside its body and seek revenge on that person? "
Ye Kai smiled and avoided the farmer uncle's attack range. He turned his head to look at the poor dwarf and asked.
"This... this really is a child without a mother. It's a long story."
Hao Ren sighed and began to tell a story that made people laugh.
It turned out that when Hao Ren was studying at MIT, he was "chosen" by a strange old professor, forcing him to give up his studies and follow the old professor to study ancient Huaxia's pharmacology.
"This is f * cking embarrassing!"
Hao Ren said.
"Who would put aside a million yuan salary and go to learn medicine and poison instead? It's not like I want to be the King of Poisons! Are you crazy?! I told him that at that time! "
" It's over. You fell into the cliché plot of a Wuxia novel. That old professor must be a reclusive master. Oh, no, he's a super expert in the city! "
Ye Kai rubbed his chin and analyzed the situation.
"I thought so too. What happened after that... It has indeed confirmed my guess! That old man saw that I was not willing to take advantage of him when he saw that I was not prepared for it. He gave me medicine! Then he told me that someone wanted to harm him. He will return to China and run to the prison to hide. As for me, if I want to detoxify him, I have to find him!"
Hao Ren had a bitter look on his face.
"But, let's not talk about whether he really went back to China or not. Even if it is true, there are more than dozens of prisons in China. Where am I going to find him? This prank isn't fun, okay? "
Hao Ren continued to suffer.
"With your computing ability, isn't it as easy as eating noodles to find his information? If you lose any condition, where is he locked up? How many cards does he have? The number of the monitor should be clear, right?"
The farmer uncle also asked in confusion.
"You all look down on that old fellow too much. That old fellow... He's really good at poison! He could use poison to sound... His appearance had changed completely. If he wanted to hide, no one in the world would be able to find him! Of course, unless someone has X-ray vision and can directly see his original appearance! "
X-ray vision...
Ye Kai blinked. It was as if everything in the world revolved around him. Could it be that the words "Main Character Halo" had really descended upon him?
This kind of nonsensical idea really made Ye Kai happy.
"Continue talking, and then? I'm asking, why did you come to this broadcasting building to play tricks? Could it be that you were forced by that old poisonous thing to have a mental disorder and then came to find trouble with the ordinary citizens? Are you kidding me?"
The farmer uncle rubbed his large hands repeatedly, as if he were doing the following actions. He was going to enforce justice on behalf of the heavens, to help the poor man in the building who was being threatened by Hao Ren's ghost pretending. Especially his sweetheart, Ouyang Ningjing, to seek justice and teach this Hao Ren a lesson.
"Wait a minute, uncle. I am here to find clues," ___ said.
Hao Ren did not have the protection of the heavy helmet robot. He was a guy who did not even have the strength to truss a chicken.
Seeing such a fierce farmer uncle about to use force, his legs became weak.
"Traces? Find clues, find the female toilet, and stuff her hair into the toilet bowl to scare people?"
Ye Kai started to kick her while she was down.1
"Oh right, Ye Kai, if you didn't mention this, I would have really forgotten!"
The farmer uncle, Sun Yaoyang, finally made a move on Hao Ren.
He lifted Hao Ren up like a chicken and shook him in the air.
After all, the problem that Ye Kai mentioned just now was very serious! One should know that Ouyang Ningjing's office was on this floor, which meant...
"No, no, brother, don't sow discord! I, Hao Ren swear to God, when I do those things, it was only arranged when there was no one on the entire floor. If I secretly took advantage of a female friend, then... just..."
Hao Ren was afraid that the farmer uncle would not believe him and immediately wanted to swear a poisonous oath, but for a moment, he was at a loss for words and did not know what to say.
"So what?"
The farmer uncle was stubborn. It seemed that he would not let go of Hao Ren's promise until he got it.
"Just let me be a shortie for the rest of my life and never come back!"
Hao Ren said firmly.
This oath was poisonous enough. Ruthless enough!
"Pa!"
The farmer uncle Sun Yaoyang was very satisfied. Only then did he throw Hao Ren onto the ground. Although he did not use much strength, the pain still made Hao Ren grimace in pain.
"Tell me, what clues are you looking for?"
The farmer uncle continued to ask.
"It's like this, the two of you, that old poisonous thing, right? I don't have any hobbies in my life, but there is one thing that I understand... It's that he is a loyal fan of Miss Ouyang Ningjing, the host of this radio program, Soul Harbor. It is said that... When we're overseas, we have to think of ways to listen to Miss Ouyang's program every night through all kinds of technical means! "
Hao Ren told everything he knew this time.
"So, I came here to see what kind of magic Miss Ouyang's Soul Harbor has. In addition, if I can't find any clues, I'm prepared to watch Miss Ouyang's Soul Harbor broadcast again. I'll tell the old poisonous creature through the electrical wave at the right time that he won't appear again. I'll kidnap Miss Ouyang! After that, I'll really have a female ghost or a monster kidnap Miss Ouyang in front of everyone. That way, that old poisonous thing will know that I kidnapped his idol. He will probably take the initiative to look for me and give me the antidote... "
"Pa!"
Before Hao Ren could finish, his head was slapped by the farmer, Sun Yaoyang. The pain made Hao Ren's eyes see stars, and his eyes turned black.
How could this be?
Uncle, Aunt, you can't tolerate this!
This was the person who wanted to kidnap the farmer uncle's sweetheart. This kind of crime could be said to be monstrous!
"Hehe, you deserve to be beaten up. Hehehehe, how dare you touch our sister-in-law. Oh no, aunty, you can be exempted from the death penalty, but you can't escape punishment!"
Ye Kai continued to fan the flames. In any case, those who were watching did not think that the matter was too serious.
"Hey, uncle, I was wrong! I will pack up and go home now. I will not have any ideas about Aunt Ouyang anymore!"
Hao Ren also understood why these two banesouls came to kick up a fuss today, so he immediately bowed towards the farmer uncle.
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