144: C144 Fake Man

C144 Fake Man

Although Duan Yu was cursing in her heart, Old Liu's rough hand still touched her face.

With this touch, Old Liu immediately cried out in excitement. "Wow, it's soft, slippery, and hot! The black nose head is a living person, a living person!" After saying that, the large hand did not leave. It touched Duan Yu's face again.

Black nose head was stunned. "No way. Since it's alive, why didn't you touch her? Why didn't she slap her mouth? Old Liu, you bastard Old Wang, don't lie to me!"

Old Liu became anxious. "You little bastard. You have been in the factory for so long. Have I ever lied to you once?"

Black nose thought for a while and nodded vigorously." Okay, then I will believe you this time. I will also touch it! "After saying that, he carefully reached out his hand.

Then he laughed happily. "Wow, it's really alive. It feels so good. Tsk tsk, it's really amazing. It's much more comfortable than the two ladies in Lily's massage shop."

Old Liu said with a serious expression, "Of course. Although Lily's Massage Shop is called Miss, but those two women are about the same age as me. They are both in their fifties. I say, Black Nose, you little bastard, in your thirties. Take it! Money! Find an old woman in her fifties, you can do it too! "

Black nose rubbed Duan Yu's face as he laughed coyly. " I don't want to either. It's not like there's no tender side to it. You don't know if you don't play with your phone. Nowadays, young ladies have changed professions to do live broadcasts. The only ones left are the aunties. Hey, to tell you the truth, after being alone for so long, sometimes I see a female dog on the road. They all think it's so beautiful."

Speaking up to this point, she was suddenly stunned. "Eh, that's not right. If this fat woman is alive, then when I touch her face, she will definitely jump up and fight with me. Heavens, she can't be a fake, right?"

Old Liu was stunned. "A fake? It can't be? Then there's a fake person who did it so well, just like a real person."

Blacknose widened his eyes and staggered. After burping twice in a row, he said: "Hehe, I said you're old, but you still refuse to admit it! Let me tell you, technology is very advanced nowadays, and fake people do exactly the same as real people "

"The fake wife of R Country just went public, and she was robbed in an hour. I heard that both the skin and temperature are the same as real people. Furthermore, the fake wife of the ___ is much more advanced than the two fake wives. The other party even knew how to speak. Not only can she talk, she can also do housework at home! "

" Think about it. I can warm your bed at night and help you do housework during the day. And no matter if you're poor or rich, loyal or heartless, she's always good to you. Say, who wouldn't want such a woman? "

" If you keep looking at these two imposters, they'll just blink their eyes. You won't even know how to speak, let alone do housework. All they know is to kneel here all day like a servant. I reckon that it must have been abandoned here by its owner in disgust. And this big Buck-teeth, as ugly as he can be."

"The most annoying thing is that he's so ugly, and there's actually a woman accompanying him. My bro is much more handsome than him, and there's actually no one to accompany him. This is really preposterous!" Blacknose got angrier the more he spoke, and walked in front of Liu Jiangao. He threw a round palm and slapped twice.

However, it made Liu Jiangao so angry that he cursed Blacknose in his heart.

Old Liu laughed loudly as he watched. He burped and laughed. " I say, Black Nose, stop hitting that man. Hurry up and bring this woman home. You don't have a wife, do you? How nice would it be to bring such a good fake woman home as a wife! "

"Although she can't chat with you, and can't do housework for you, but she can sleep with you! I just don't know if the quality is good or not, or if the electricity leaks when the time comes. If you're electrocuted to the point of waning, then you won't be able to draw the line!"

When Blacknose heard this, he immediately laughed happily. "Oh my, even if you're electrocuted, you're still willing. Besides, I'm not stupid. Every time I play, I'll use a measuring pen to measure first. If there's no leakage, then I'll play. " After saying that, he walked over and reached his hands into Duan Yu's arms. He wanted to carry her up.

He could carry her there! This Duan Yu was 1.7 meters tall and weighed 250 kilograms. She was like a big white pig. How could a drunkard like him carry her?

"Aiya, aiya, seriously, this original owner must be a person with a heavy taste. Buying such a fat and heavy fake woman really makes me speechless. I say, Old Liu, don't just stand there like a fool. Give me a hand!"

Old Liu rolled his eyes and said cunningly," It's okay to give me a hand, but Black Nose, there's something that we haven't explained clearly. We saw this fake person together. Why should I give you one person? "

Black Nose was stunned and immediately pointed at Liu Jiangao." Here, give that guy to you! "

Old Liu shook his head when he heard that. "No, no, no. I'm not old glass. Why would I want a man to go back? Why don't you give me the woman and the man for you? "

Of course, the man with the black nose refused. "I said you're sick. Don't you have a wife? Why are you fighting with me?"

Old Liu laughed mischievously." A wife does have a wife, but isn't that in my hometown? Besides, my wife is totally useless. Could she be compared to this fake man? Look at how smooth her skin is and how firm her fat legs are. If he's real, he'll definitely give birth to a fat kid."

At this point, he smiled like an old fox, "Well, it's not impossible to give it to you, but you have to give me five hundred dollars."

Blacknose heard this and shouted," What?! You want so much? F * ck, why don't you rob a bank? Besides, we're good friends. Money hurts our relationship! "

Old Liu revealed his true colors." No, no, we're not friends. We're just colleagues. This colleague is very different from friends. Besides, even if they're friends, they have to settle accounts with their own brothers. Just like when we picked up ten thousand yuan on the road together, you didn't give me a single cent. Say it yourself, is your conscience okay?"

Blacknose was stunned by Old Liu's words. "That's right. Alright, I'll give you five hundred dollars. Come, give me a hand quickly. Let's get her into the car first. Don't let anyone else take her away."

When Old Liu heard that Blacknose was willing to give him five hundred dollars, he immediately became happy. He immediately walked over and used his strength together with Blacknose to finally pull Duan Yu up.2

Duan Yu was so angry in her heart. She secretly swore in her heart that once her body moved, she would definitely beat these two drunkards to death. Although she was extremely angry in her heart, she was still carried by the two drunkards and walked towards the bicycle.

"Old Liu, come. Support her first. I will help myself up. Then, we'll each hold one of her legs and use force at the same time, put her in the backseat." After Black Nose said that, he staggered and helped the bicycle up.

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