C278 The Fragrance Is Poisonous
Lan Tian looked at the old man who was going crazy again. He knocked the old man's oily hand off his collar speechlessly. "Rolling, why is this madness getting worse and worse?"
The old man chuckled and instantly returned to normal. "Disease? You are the one who is ill! Speak, tell Master Dragon everything about you!"
Lan Tian was speechless. He did not know if he was really dementia. Still playing dumb. He didn't care about him. He talked about his past as he ate. He told him everything, including the fact that he had transmigrated from Ancient Martial Realm.
After hearing this, the old man thought for a while and said, "Kid, let's not talk about anything else. Let's talk about this relationship. You, Master Dragon, according to your many years of experience, can tell you that you won't be able to get that Little Junior Sister from Ancient Martial Realm."
"Think about it. Your divine soul transmigrated here, and your body is already dead. Even if she is infatuated with you, she wouldn't wait for a dead person. So don't even think about this girl."
" As for Lan Wan, if you do as I say... I also don't recommend you marry her. Although that woman treats you quite well, but after her man came back, without any hesitation, she returns to her man's side. Although you took the initiative to back down, it could be said that... In her heart, you are actually a substitute. A substitute for her man. "
"Now that the real body has appeared, as a substitute, you have naturally abdicated. Something has happened to the real body, and she has returned as a substitute, so you, Master Dragon, don't recommend marrying her. "
"As for Duan Xue, although she also loves you very much, but she is a bit indecisive, especially when it comes to love and familial love. Her balance is a bit unbalanced. Think about it, if she were to protect you with all her might... How can your mother-in-law bully you like that?"
"It's said that loving the house and taking care of the crow also depends on the owner. Their family can drink you like a dog in front of Duan Xue. This means that although Duan Xue did not propose a divorce to you, but in her heart, she was extremely disappointed in you and had the tendency to give up on you! So you, Master Dragon, also do not recommend you marry her. "
When Lan Tian heard that, he could not accept it. "Snowy is so good to me, yet you still don't want to marry her? Are you crazy? Is there a second woman like Xiaoxue in this world? You mean you want me to be single for the rest of my life?"
The old man shook his head," No, no, no! There are two women for you to choose from. One is your sister-in-law Duan Wu, and the other is your first love, Jiaojiao, at the foot of the mountain. "
"Ah?" Lan Tian was shocked. He said, "White, you are joking. You don't have any water seeds!"
The old man glared at him. "Be serious. Who is playing with you? Let me tell you, you have a reason for saying that."
"Let's talk about Jiaojiao. You, Master Dragon, have already sensed her with your Divine Sense. She has a pure Yin body. This kind of body has no effect on ordinary people. However, it would bring great benefits to the Tai Chi Divine Arts. If you could have sex with her, your martial arts would improve by leaps and bounds. At that time, not to mention Earth Rank, even breaking through to the Heaven Rank will be just around the corner."
" As for that overbearing sister-in-law of yours, she can smell the Spiritual Qi on your body. That means that she is really fated to be with you. Once a woman like this is married, she will never abandon you. She would never be like Duan Xue, thinking for the sake of her family members. She even wants a half-truth and half-fake divorce with you."
"That's why you, Master Dragon, suggest that you take these two women in. One is useful for your martial arts training, and the other is useful for the unity of your family. What do you think, kid? Did your analysis make any sense? "
Lan Tian chuckled. "I believe you, my ass. You're such a bad dragon!"
The old man looked bored. "Forget it. Just pretend I didn't say anything!"
Lan Tian laughed. "Why don't you analyze the enemy's situation with me? Let's see what that King Wan wants to do. Why did he want to kill me at the beginning, and then he just asked someone to cripple my martial arts instead of killing me? "
The old man rolled his eyes. "What am I analyzing? Didn't you say that I was very bad? Let's not talk anymore. Let's drink! "
Wait! After the old man had eaten his fill and fell asleep, Lan Tian started cultivating. He cultivated until the second day. After he casually ate a piece of wild meat, he started to cultivate again.
The old man glared at him. "Hey, hey, kid, are you stupid? Why are you still cultivating here? If you can successfully cultivate your martial arts in this mountain, I'll really give in to you! "
Lan Tian was stunned. "What's wrong? Isn't the spiritual energy here very abundant?"
The old man laughed and said, "You only saw the surface phenomenon. There is a lot of spiritual energy here, but don't you smell a faint fragrance in the fog?"
"Hehe, do you know how this fragrance came about? It is a kind of calming technique that the stinky Daoist added to the spell when he sealed me here. Do you know why your magic and dragon essence faded so quickly?"
" One is the origin of time, and the other is the reason for this fragrance. After smelling this thing for a long time, your cultivation will naturally withdraw. No matter how powerful your divine skill is, it will also withdraw unknowingly."
Speaking up to this point, his face was filled with anger. "Damn it, I really didn't think of this back then. This was only after a few years that you, Master Dragon, suddenly realized it. Although the formation that trapped me has been destroyed by you, this smell has already completely merged with the fog. It can't disperse for one or two days. What do you think you're practicing? "
" Ah? " Lan Tian was speechless for a while, "Then why didn't you say so earlier? You made me train for nothing the whole night."
The old man had an aggrieved expression, "You didn't ask me!"
Lan Tian knew that it was useless to talk to him anymore, so he stood up and said, "Then I won't cultivate here. Cultivating at home should be fine, right?"
The old man nodded. "Of course I'm fine. But your father has been trapped here for over a hundred million years. I won't accompany you back. I have to go out for a walk. Who said that the world is so big? I have to go and take a look. You, Master Dragon, are going on a vacation that you can go whenever you want. When I have had enough fun, I will naturally come back to find you."2
Lan Tian was eager for him to get lost. He hurriedly smiled and said," Yes, yes. You should go out and take a walk and experience the glory of all the countries. "
The old man stretched out his hand and said, "Give it to me!"
Lan Tian was stunned. "What is it?"
The old man glared at him. "Money! You little bastard, don't you know that money can travel the world? Nothing. Money! Can't even move a single step? Do you want to let Father Long wander around in poverty? Besides, even if I want to travel in poverty, I have to have the capital!"
" Which of those old drivers doesn't like to bring a poor girl? This way, something can happen at night. I'm just an old man stopping a car. It would be strange if I didn't get hit to death! "
Lan Tian laughed and pulled out a large stack of money from Bracelet Space and handed it over.
After the old man received the money, he looked left and right and found it difficult to make a decision. " Oh no, you, Master Dragon, don't have the ability to use spatial magic. There's no place to put the money. How about you carve a space for Master Dragon too? This way, Master Dragon will be able to stuff all the stolen money, wine, and beautiful girls into it. Aowuu! Just thinking about it makes the dragon excited! "
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