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573: C573 Pull the Radish

Author: liu qing feng Word Count: 8022 Updated: 2025-03-26 23:56:23

C573 Pull the Radish

"Blue gold coins?"

Lan Tian was shocked. "My name is Lan Tian. Why did it become blue gold coins?"

At this time, an old man in his 60s or 70s walked out from behind. The old man was very thin. Although his hair did not fall off, it was very yellow, as if he was extremely malnourished. Countless teeth had also fallen off. He opened his mouth and smiled. Only two of his teeth were still stuck at his post.

Not only that, one of his legs was still lame, and he was also very lame. He walked and limped.

Old White Dragon laughed loudly and said, "Brother, look at you, you're already like this, don't come out and cause trouble. If my son hit you, people will say that he bullied a disabled old man."

"If I don't hit you, you will come out and pretend to be thirteen again. What do you want my son to do? If I were you, I wouldn't come out to show off. He's already old and crippled. What's the point of pretending to be Thirteen?"

" Look, your hair is yellow and obviously malnourished. It's obvious that you've been short of calcium since young, and no one loves you."

" Look at your teeth. You've only taken off two of them. Look at your age. Why did you say that you didn't have any? What does it mean? It means that you are too shameless. The so-called shameless people are like you."

"Look at your legs. You're already so lame, why are you still limping?"

"By the way, Master Dragon is asking you, which bastard sent you here? Did he give you social security? Also, you are so old. You should have retired, right? What's the monthly pension? "

" Right, right, did you often go to square dance and spend your pension on other aunties? You don't have any money on you, so you came out to be an assassin?"

Hearing Old White Dragon's words, the old cripple's saliva burst out and he roared angrily, "Bah, you useless dragon, you still have the nerve to mock me? Look at yourself. You are born as a dragon, but you have become a worm. Aren't you embarrassed?! "

" Let's not talk about other things. Let's talk about the money on this bounty. Although Lan Tian doesn't look very handsome, he's worth a lot of money! 500 million gold coins and 500 million spirit stone. How valuable! These bounty hunters are called Blue Gold Coins."

" What about you? F * ck, 250! An old man who has lived for more than 100 million years is only worth 250 gold coins. Is it because gold coins are too valuable, or is it because you are too trash?"

" Hmph, if I were you, I would have crashed my head into this rock and died, saving you the face of the dragon race! You are a worthless dead dragon that is about to enter a coffin! Pah!"

The old cripple thought that this would make Old White Dragon angry. Who knew that Old White Dragon first giggled and drank a few mouthfuls of old wine. Then he said with a pitiful look, "Aiya, old cripple, you have spoken to my heart."

"Think about me. I have been busy my whole life. My teeth have fallen off and my legs have been injured. I am old and I am still working for a small amount of money. It is so bitter. Don't pull me along. I won't live anymore."

Then, the old man imitated the old cripple and straightened his belly as he walked. As he limped, he started to sing ghost songs.

"I don't want to say it. I'm a cripple. I don't want to say it. I'm very pitiful. But I can't refuse the temptation of gold coins. Look at my toothless mouth and touch my crippled legs. Who can understand the feelings of an old cripple!? "

" The same person, the same cripple. Why is my cripple so powerful!? The same road, the same shoes, every time, my shoe is the one that breaks first! "

At this point, he winked at the old cripple. "Old cripple, how's your performance, Master Dragon? If it feels okay, Little Red will take one. Double Strike Sixty-Six, no problem, Old Tie! No, lame Tie!"

However, the old cripple was angered. He stretched out his hand and a dragon-headed crutch appeared in his palm. He pointed at Old White Dragon and said," Today, this old man will first kill you, this useless thing, and then kill blue gold coins! "

With a swoosh, he raised his cane and rushed towards Old White Dragon. Before he arrived, a strong pressure instantly covered Old White Dragon.

Old White Dragon cried out in shock, "Oh my, my Dragon Mother! Someone is bullying your baby dragon! I'm going to drill!"

With a swoosh, it was like an old shovel. No, it was much stronger than the old loach. In an instant, it drilled into the hard ground and disappeared.

The most amazing thing was that after a big living person like him burrowed into the ground, there was only a small hole the size of a chopstick on the ground.

This was too inconceivable!

Not only was the old cripple stunned there, even Lan Tian and Zhong Ling were shocked.

The old cripple did not give up. He went into the hole and took a look. After confirming that it was a small hole, he stood up helplessly.

He pointed at Lan Tian and said, "Alright. If the old man escaped, then it will be you."

Just as he finished speaking, he saw an old man crawl out from the ground not far away. He opened his mouth and roared at the old cripple.2

"Hey, old cripple, our matter isn't over yet! Why did you change your target again?"

"That's why people like you really can't do things. You have to know that no matter what you do, you have to start from the beginning. Don't be half-fish and half-snake."

"Do you know why your leg is limping? It's because you are too impetuous and not steady when doing things. What are you looking at? Hurry up and pull Master Dragon out. You, Master Dragon, can still fight. "

As the old man spoke, he stretched out his two old hands from the ground and placed them on the ground, pulling his body out bit by bit.

As he pulled, he started to sing in a ghostly manner. "Pull the radish, pull the radish, pull the radish, pull the radish, shout and shout. You can't pull it out. Old cripple, come quickly, help me pull out the radish."

Puchi! Zhong Ling could no longer hold it in and laughed loudly. Lan Tian also laughed helplessly. What made people speechless the most was that the Demonic Dog also laughed foolishly along with it.

They all laughed. The old cripple exploded with anger and roared, "Old fellow, I won't smash you to death!"

Raising the crutch, with a swoosh, he rushed over like a bolt of lightning. When he arrived, Old White Dragon had already retreated back into the ground. There was only a small hole the size of a chopstick left on the ground.

However, it made the old cripple so angry that he raised his cane. His eyes flashed as he searched everywhere for Old White Dragon.

After searching for a long time, he really could not find ___. Just as he was about to give up, not far behind him, a ghostly cry sounded again, "Pull out the radish, pull out the radish..."

"I will kill you!" The old cripple seemed to have gone mad as he put his speed at the fastest possible. With a swoosh, he dashed over. However, how could he be faster than Old White Dragon? When he reached that place... The hole was still there.

Although he knew that there was no Old White Dragon in this hole, the old cripple, who had gone mad from anger, kept smashing the ground with his cane.

As he smashed the ground, he shouted, "Come out, Old Loach! Come out!"

As he kept smashing the ground, he roared with anger and blue veins popping out on his face.

When he came to Lan Tian's side, the crutch that was hitting the ground suddenly smashed towards Lan Tian's head with a swoosh.

On his old face, there was no longer the angry expression from before. Instead, it was replaced by a vicious and proud expression after his plot succeeded.

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