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575: C575 Who Is Sesame Seed Cake

Author: liu qing feng Word Count: 8595 Updated: 2025-03-26 23:56:25

C575 Who Is Sesame Seed Cake

No matter how good Lan Tian was at fighting, he was still scared to death by the rain of stones. It would be strange if he didn't get crushed to death by the rain of stones.

"Run!" Lan Tian roared. He followed Old White Dragon and moved as fast as he could, dodging the rain of stones.

What terrified and helpless the two of them was that no matter where they ran, the rain of stones would fall.

The rain of stones finally stopped after the two of them ran for a while.

The clouds parted and a middle-aged aunty appeared in the sky. The aunty looked like she was in her forties or fifties. She was plump and had a flatbread face. The biggest feature of the aunty was her face full of pockmarks.

She looked at Lan Tian and Old White Dragon who were hiding behind the tree and shouted, "Lan Tian, Old White Dragon, I didn't expect you two to be so fast. You actually managed to dodge my rain of stones."

"But so what? This is just the appetizer. Come out. I'll serve you some hard dishes."

Old White Dragon stuck his head out from behind the big tree and shouted at the aunty in the sky, "Sesame cake, why are you so fierce? Why are you throwing stones when you have nothing to do? Don't tell me you are Sun Wukong's mother?"

The aunty was stunned. "Sesame cake? What sesame cake? And who is Sun Wukong?"

Old White Dragon laughed sinisterly and said, "Tsk, you don't even know this, and you still want to come out and mingle? Why don't you find an old man to dance in the square!"

"Hehe, the so-called sesame seed cake is of course your old face. Look at your face, isn't it a piece of flatbread?"

"Look at that flatbread again, isn't it full of sesame seeds? So, if you're not sesame seed cake, who's sesame seed cake?"

" As for who Sun Wukong is, go ask Wu Chengen. He definitely knows. "

The aunty with the pockmarked face was furious. "Old thing, what's wrong with my flatbread face? I still have men wanting my flatbread face, but what about you? You're still a bachelor even now. I don't think it's embarrassing. Look at the stone!"

This time, it wasn't a rain of rocks, but two of them smashing down. One of them was aimed at Lan Tian, and the other was aimed at Old White Dragon.

The quantity was small, but the quality had increased. The stones were big, and each of them was at least as big as three rooms.

Such a big rock fell from such a high altitude. Not to mention Lan Tian, even if Old White Dragon was smashed to the ground, he would still die.

The most important thing was that the falling speed increased. The two of them were so scared that they started fleeing again. As they ran, Old White Dragon realized that he still could not hit him, and he immediately became pleased with himself.

The old man pulled out the wine jar and drank a few mouthfuls of old wine. Then, he ran and started to sing the Twelve Shades of Hell.

"Son, go ahead, daddy will follow you. The aunty roared, causing Master Loong to tremble all over. The aunty was in the upper reaches of the sky. Master Loong twisted his body on the ground. His son slipped away, and Master Loong slowly walked away. Hurry up and chase Sesame Seed Cake, don't be like a lazy pig wandering around in the air!"

However, the aunty in the sky was so angry that she cursed while increasing the speed of the stone.

However, her stones were not unlimited. One had to know that her stones were all stored in the storage ring.

She wore twenty storage ring on her ten fingers, and each storage ring was filled with stones.

Other people's storage ring were either filled with gold, silver, treasures, or spirit stone or secret martial arts techniques.

On the other hand, all of them were stones. Stones of various sizes filled up all 20 interspatial storage ring. That was why there was so much rain of stones.

When she saw that the stones in her storage ring were almost gone, the aunty turned her head very cleverly and flew away without saying anything.

Lan Tian was stunned. "What the heck, running away when you can't hit someone?"

Old White Dragon plopped down on a big rock. He opened his mouth and took a few deep breaths, then drank a few more mouthfuls of old wine.

Then he said, "What should we do if we don't run? If you're right, the rock in her hand has already been smashed, so she has no choice but to run."

Lan Tian was also exhausted as he sat on the stone. After resting for a while, he said in admiration, "I really didn't expect this old woman to think of this. She actually filled the storage ring with stones."

" Old man, did you notice that her ten fingers were covered with storage ring? At first, I thought that they were all treasures. Who would have thought that they were all stones? It really makes me speechless. "0

Old White Dragon glared at him. "Damn it, this is the problem of realm. Look at your storage ring, it's filled with gold, silver, and treasures. Then look at the aunties, they are all combat weapons. "

" That's why you can never escape the word vulgar. In the future, you have to learn more from the aunties. When you have nothing to do, dance more square dance with the aunties. Your life will be filled with unexpected surprises. "

Lan Tian knew that the old man had started talking nonsense again, so he ignored him. He pulled out his cigarette and quietly smoked.

The old man drank a few mouthfuls of wine. " Hey, son, what are you thinking about?"

Lan Tian looked at the setting sun and said with some loneliness, "Another day is about to pass. I don't know how Duan Xue is there. Did she get beaten up or starve?"

"She's just an ordinary girl who doesn't know any martial arts. In the Ancient Immortal Realm, she has no ability to protect herself at all. There's also that guy called King Wan by her side. It's really a headache just thinking about it."

Old White Dragon rolled his eyes. "Damn it, it's useless no matter how much you worry. Only by constantly becoming stronger will I have the qualification to go to the Ancient Immortal Realm as soon as possible. This is the way I love her the most. "

"When I see her, I will bring her back the suffering she suffered! As long as you're strong enough, she will die. You can go to the Yama King Palace and retrieve her soul."

" All of this requires you to become stronger first! Wails and tears are the expressions of cowards! If you are a man, you must make all of your suffering, all of your loneliness... All love, hate, and hatred are turned into motivation."

"In short, it's still the same thing. If you don't die for tens of thousands of years, you'll be done for!"

Lan Tian ruthlessly crushed the cigarette butt on the rock and nodded vigorously. "Yes, he will be done for! As long as he is angry, he will live for a long time. Xiaoxue, wait for me. I will get you back. "

Old White Dragon nodded. "That's right. Come, eat meat and drink first. Only when you are full will you have the strength to peep. Oh, no, go and find out the news! "

The two of them pulled out the beef and mutton and began to eat and drink.

The old man did not get drunk when he had no food. Now, Lan Tian was with him and the fragrant beef and mutton. After drinking for a while, when the moon rose on the western tip of the moon, he finally got himself drunk again.

He hugged an empty wine jar and fell asleep on the ground. Lan Tian also leaned against a rock and closed his eyes to rest.

The night was getting darker and darker, and the sky was getting darker and darker. In the middle of the night, Lan Tian opened his eyes and walked to Old White Dragon, who was sleeping soundly. He kicked Old White Dragon and said, "Get up, get up, get to work!"

The old man turned over and mumbled indistinctly, "What work? Damn it, you even let Master Dragon work in the middle of the night. How much do you pay?"

Lan Tian did not know whether to laugh or cry. He called him a few more times, but the old man just did not wake up. Lan Tian had no choice but to fly towards Feng Yun Academy alone.

After flying for about half an hour or so, when he arrived at Feng Yun Academy, he saw a person crawling on the academy's wall from afar. He was looking inside with a ghost head. Lan Tian was stunned in his heart. F * ck, how could it be him?

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