906: C906 If It's Not a Condom Then It's a Building

C906 If It's Not a Condom Then It's a Building

"Ten Suites?"

Zhao Chuan was also stunned for a moment when he heard this. He immediately reacted and burst into laughter. He pointed at the fat staff member and scolded, "Are you out of your mind? It's just a Didi Driver. How can there be dozens of suites? How can he get a share of the demolition this time? " Jiang Xiaoyu just stood there and watched the show, smiling without saying anything.

The fat staff member said to Zhao Chuan with a serious face, "Mr. Zhao! What you said is wrong!" "I am talking about ten buildings! This Mr. Jiang had obtained ten buildings from the demolition of West Ridge! "It's not ten apartments!" It's not a condom! Do you understand? "

The fat staff member was also a very funny person. Just like a RAP, he insisted on describing a condom condom in a very rhythmic manner.

At this moment, he naturally did not know that the brainwashing divine song that had stirred up waves on the Internet had already been born.

Hearing the fat staff member's words, the smile on Zhao Chuan's face gradually became stiff.

Then, there was no longer any smile on his face.

"Impossible! I don't believe it! You must be trying to lie to me right now! " Zhao Chuan started to shout in despair.

At this moment, the live broadcast went into an uproar. Even the bullet comments in the live broadcast were getting impatient.

"Ahahaha, I'm afraid this second generation of demolition has made a mistake in the unit!"

"Pillar pillar pillar pillar! It's not a condom! Do you understand?"

"This expression is really gradually becoming rigid."

"It's going out of control..."

" Oh my god, this is the 10th building! Ten of them! How many houses are there? "

" I think there should be at least eighty! "

"Upstairs! Don't tell me your house only has eight apartments in one building? This is ten buildings. In a place like West Ridge, it should be more than ten floors, right? "

"Just give me one set inside. I really only want one set! Please give me one set!"

Jiang Xiaoyu looked at Zhao Chuan with disdain and said coldly, "Ten rooms, who are you scolding?"

This sentence immediately became the most classic and most praised answer.

The entire audience exploded because of this sentence.

"HAHAHA! HAHAHA!"

"This sentence is really brilliant!"

"The handsome boyfriend of the stewardess: Room 10? Who are you scolding?"

"Rich man, do you lack a godson?"

"Handsome, do you lack a daughter?"

"Your future son and daughter, do you need a son-in-law and wife? My family has both children!"

Zhao Chuan was dumbfounded. He started to tremble uncontrollably. "This is impossible. This is impossible."

He was about to collapse. He raised his hand and pointed at the fat man. "It must be you! You must have been bribed by him. Are you joking with me now?"

The fat staff could not stand Zhao Chuan's disgusting face when he became rich overnight. He quickly added, "Don't you know that the residential area next to your house's demolition is called Jiang Family's Neighborhood? Is that so? The owner of that Jiang Family's Neighborhood is this Mr. Jiang in front of me!"

After saying that, he pointed outside the window at the Jiang Family's Neighborhood not far away from the office building. Instantly, the entire place was filled with dead silence, and it once again exploded.

"What the heck!? They only got one house after demolishing the building. He directly got a residential area!"1

"I don't know what to say anymore!"

"Demolish the second generation? Seven Suites! Hahahaha, he didn't even look at them and directly got a community!"

"Lemon trees, lemon trees, you and me!"

The fat staff member warmly said to Jiang Xiaoyu, "Mr. Jiang, when do you plan to come to the office building to settle the paperwork? I'll make those property certificates again. "

Jiang Xiaoyu thought for a while when he heard that. He spread out his hands and said, "Call a car to my house to get it. After all, it takes up more than half of the house. I can't take it by myself!"

Below, the bullet comments exploded again.

"Boss, do you need labor? I can help you at any time!"

"Boss, you can trust me when I move privately! I don't need any remuneration. Just give me a piece of scrap paper for those houses that I don't really want. "

"Boss already said that he can't move those houses by himself. There's a total of half a house!"

"Just drive to my house and pull it. That's the entire house of an entire neighborhood!"

Everyone started to play.

Fatty then asked again, "Okay, I'll go now. Which house did you put those house books in?"

Jiang Xiaoyu was stunned when he heard that. "Don't you remember?" Fatty was also confused. "I don't remember anymore!"

Jiang Xiaoyu was also dumbfounded. "I don't remember either! No matter what, we walked for a total of ten buildings that day! I don't remember exactly which building we went to!"

Fatty thought about it and then thought,..." I remember it was a first floor! "

Jiang Xiaoyu shrugged helplessly and said, "But on the first floor, there are also 60 houses!"

Everyone present was dumbfounded once again. The pot exploded again.

"This is bad. The boss can no longer remember which house he left his property book in!" "After all, he already has 60 houses on the first floor!"

"Could it be that we can't find this?" "It is indeed possible! Cover your face!" "Look, there is no such problem in my house, because my house is less than 60 square meters!"

"Boss, do you think you lack a housekeeper? There are so many houses. If you lose one thing, I'm afraid you won't be able to get it for the rest of your life!"

Zhao Chuan and Wu Wang did not know what to say at this moment. Their hearts were stifled.

Liu Jingjing also held back her laughter. She felt that these two who had been pestering her had long been played badly by her boyfriend, Jiang Xiaoyu.

While Zhao Chuan was in the midst of a breakdown, he still did not forget to ask Jiang Xiaoyu a question. This should be a question that everyone present was very concerned about. "Then you are already so rich."

Zhao Chuan was already breathing heavily. "Then why are you still going to be a Didi Driver?"

Jiang Xiaoyu thought for a while and said, "I don't want to do anything else. This life makes me feel happier!" "Although I'm not that rich, there are still some ten houses waiting for me to collect rent. So I still need to live happily, don't you think? "

"So it turns out that being a Didi Driver is also a way of living!" "I, I want to experience all the Hundred Forms of the Human World once, to experience different ways of living!"

Jiang Xiaoyu said this sentence and directly pulled Liu Jingjing away, leaving Wu Wang and Zhao Chuan in a mess in the wind.

The people around and the bullet comments on the virtual network became heated again.

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