907: C907 A Good Talker

C907 A Good Talker

"Although the identity of this Didi Driver has shortened the distance between me and this little brother, it has also allowed me to experience just how great the distance between us is!"

"I don't want to do anything else, I just feel that living like this makes me happier!"

"Right, this is just a different way of living! None of you understand!"

"On one side, you have ten buildings as a rental boss. On the other side, as a Didi Driver, none of you understand!"

The golden sentence that received the most number of likes said, "This Didi Driver can make those who sit every single drop have to ask millions of questions every day. This kind of life is even happier."

Zhao Chuan and Wu Wang: It's uncomfortable, I want to cry.

"Oh, don't be too obsessed with brother. I'm just teaching him."

Jiang Xiaoyu drove Liu Jingjing away from the demolition office.

He only left behind an awesome legend.

After that, he accompanied Liu Jingjing on a date.

He went shopping with Liu Jingjing, drank milk tea, watched a movie, and picked up a doll...

Under Jiang Xiaoyu's secret bribe, the owner who picked up the doll finally gave in and agreed to adjust the strength of the doll pinkie machine.

Then, Liu Jingjing, who was originally not the kind of person who liked to pick up dolls, also began to like the entertainment method of picking up dolls.

After resting for a while, Jiang Xiaoyu drove Liu Jingjing back.

The night passed.

Jiang Xiaoyu drove his Volkswagen Tai and opened the beeping app again, starting today's beeping tour.

"You have received a new beeping order. The destination is the Shisha Sea in Beijing."

Not long after, a young girl with a frown that could reach 80 got into Jiang Xiaoyu's car.

"What's wrong? Is there something bothering you at work?" Jiang Xiaoyu started talking to the female passenger as he started the engine. He wanted to trigger some special orders as much as possible.

The girl didn't say anything. She just sat there quietly.

Seeing that the girl didn't pay attention to him, Jiang Xiaoyu took off the mask on his face with one hand and revealed his handsome face!

So handsome!

The female passenger stared at Jiang Xiaoyu blankly for three seconds, then continued to look at Jiang Xiaoyu's stiff body with a worried expression.

"Hey, hey, hey, pretty girl. No matter what, you should have some reaction when you see my handsome face, right? Your cold appearance makes me feel very hurt! "

The female passenger's mouth couldn't help but twitch when she heard this. She immediately turned her head away and didn't look at Jiang Xiaoyu.

When Jiang Xiaoyu saw this, he said with a cold and solemn expression, "Let me tell you, your behavior is very impolite. Seeing that I'm not even infatuated with my handsomeness, do you know why I'm wearing a mask? It's because I have a very handsome skin. You don't know. There was once when I went shopping in the mall because I didn't wear a face mask. In the end, I was surrounded by people, causing me to almost be squeezed to the point of dying on the spot due to lack of oxygen."

"Pfft!"

Only then did the female passenger laugh at Jiang Xiaoyu.

This smile caused her pretty face to suddenly increase by a lot.

Jiang Xiaoyu saw that this move was very effective, so he continued to try his best to tease this female passenger.

He still shook his head and said, "I originally wanted to be like an ordinary person and get along with you people, but in the end, I could only get distant and laugh at you. Forget it, forget it. I won't pretend anymore. I'll just lay my cards on the table for you guys! Actually, I'm a handsome guy with a perfect body! "1

" The country's god, Jiang Xiaoyu, is handsome all over China! " "Hahahaha!"

This time, the female passenger was completely amused by Jiang Xiaoyu. The gloominess on her face also disappeared with this smile.

Jiang Xiaoyu heard this and smiled. "It should be like this. Look, how beautiful your smile is!"

The female passenger was also very grateful. "Thank you."

At this time, Jiang Xiaoyu also returned to his original seriousness. "Pretty girl. If something really happened... You can tell me as long as I can help. I will definitely help! Even if you don't need it, you can tell me. Tell me all the bad feelings in your heart. You'll be in a slightly better mood!"

"Thank you, Master. I originally planned to commit suicide in the Shisha Sea." The female passenger began to talk about her own matters. As she spoke, tears streamed down her face.

"Suicide?" Jiang Xiaoyu was also frightened when he heard this. F * ck! Shouldn't he be at his brightest and brightest age? He should enjoy the most beautiful and prosperous life in this world. Why did he say the word 'suicide' so easily?

"I was also forced into such a miserable state by others."

The girl continued to cry and began to complain about the reason for her suicide. "Last night, I was asked to work overtime until midnight. Then, I was immediately informed that the company's performance was not good. I need to fire a group of people, and my name is on this list. The point was that this list had been released that morning, but the company insisted that I work overtime until midnight. Tell me, is this bullying! "

When Jiang Xiaoyu heard this, he could not help but feel angry in his heart.

The female passenger continued, "That's not all. After I got off work last night, I saw my so-called three best boyfriends who needed to work overtime on the street. They were shopping with my best friend. Their actions were so intimate that I was so angry that I went up to them and made a big fuss. My boyfriend directly told me that they had been dating for a few months. He directly told me that the two of us broke up. "

Jiang Xiaoyu's heart ached for this girl even more. It was really too tragic!

Not only was she forced out of work by the company, but she was also asked to work overtime until midnight. She was even cheated on by her boyfriend and her best friend for three months and broke up with her on the spot. It was really too horrible to look at!

Jiang Xiaoyu thought for a while and only thought about continuing to joke with this female passenger. He was thinking about whether or not he could trigger a special mission!

"Listen to me, let me tell you a joke!"

"The magic mirror belonging to Snow White's queen passed through the distant Song Dynasty by chance one day. Coincidentally, Bao Qingtian, Bao Zheng, picked it up and went home. After Bao Qingtian took the magic mirror home, he asked the magic mirror, "Magic mirror, magic mirror. Tell me, you are the most black-faced person in the world. "

The mirror was shocked: Who? Who is talking to me? Do you have the ability to stand out!

"Pfft! Hahahaha!"

The female passenger covered her belly when she heard this and directly burst into laughter in Jiang Xiaoyu's car.

"Hahahahaha, I've seen this joke a long time ago. This is really a very old joke, but now that I've heard it again, it's still so funny, hahahaha!"

Jiang Xiaoyu smiled in relief when he heard this. "It's fine as long as you laugh. Looking at your current condition, I'm afraid you won't want to commit suicide anymore!"

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