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997: C997 What a Bunch of Retards

Author: feng guan Word Count: 8390 Updated: 2025-03-27 08:46:47

C997 What a Bunch of Retards

Meng Bufei was speechless. On the surface, he could only pretend to be surprised and ask, "Female Guest, number 24, can you explain the reason for the lights to go out? Wasn't the male guest in the VCR just fine?"

Sunn Xixi said lightly, "This male guest's family is rich, but it doesn't mean that he has money himself. The main reason is that he is too high-profile. I don't like it. I like people who keep a low profile."

Thinking of the low-profile Jiang Xiaoyu, Sunn Xixi secretly laughed.

Jiang Xiaoyu's temperament and talent were the brightest light. No one was there. He could! Comparable!

The male audience below the stage were completely conquered by Sunn Xixi!

This goddess was simply too cool!

She did not do anything at all. She said whatever she had!

Say you don't like it, say you don't like it, I'll give you a thumbs up!

"Alright."

Meng Bufei smiled and said, "Now let's take a look at the second male guest VCR!"

Then, Jiang Xiaoyu's voice was heard.

"I graduated from Polytechnic University."

"After I graduated, I worked in a company for two years and resigned."

"I yearned for freedom, so I drove around the villa and the community every day, tiredly wandering among the many goddesses."

"I was tired, so I took a break, but they would call me like crazy!"

"I'm too excellent, it's not my fault! What, you don't believe me? Actually, I became a courier! "

" Later on, I stopped being a courier and became a Didi Driver. But now, I am a glorious delivery man! "

"At present, I don't have any hobbies that I particularly like."

"Oh right, my name is Jiang Xiaoyu."

"Pfft..."

As soon as Jiang Xiaoyu finished speaking, a junior brother from the Polytechnic University was drinking mineral water in the crowd. When he heard Jiang Xiaoyu's name, he spat water onto the back of the male audience in front of him.

"I'm really sorry."

The junior brother of the Polytechnic University kept apologizing.

The audience in front of them had angry expressions, but when they saw how sincere the junior brother of Polytechnic University was when he admitted his mistake, they chose to forgive him.

At this moment, the junior brother of Polytechnic University really felt like ten thousand alpacas were running through his heart.

Jiang Xiaoyu!

Polytechnic University!

Profession: Express delivery, delivery, beep!

After summarizing all these information, he had come to a conclusion!

The next person to appear was definitely a Divine level figure from the Polytechnic University - Jiang Xiaoyu!

He was a legendary level big shot!

The junior did not know whether to laugh or cry.

Boss, why are you here?

However, he knew that his idol liked to keep a low profile, so he would not expose him. All he needed to do was watch the show from the side.

Just as Jiang Xiaoyu's voice finished broadcasting, Female Guest started to turn off the lights.

The sound of the lights being turned off continuously rang out.

The junior brother of Polytechnic University almost fainted from laughing.

"Hahaha, senior disciple Jiang is really good at playing! When these girls see Great God Jiang's strength, they will cry with all their might!"

In the first round of the VCR, Jiang Xiaoyu had extinguished 18 lamps.

Meng Bufei wasn't shocked by such a large-scale phenomenon.

After all, he knew very well what kind of person Female Guest was.

A group of female watches!

He smiled and looked to the left. "Ma Na, you go first. Tell me why you turned off the light."

Ma Na was a fighter in the female watch, so she did not show any mercy!

"Teacher Meng, first of all, I feel that this male guest's financial condition is really too poor. First, he said that he was delivering the express delivery, then he was running around, and now he was delivering the delivery!"

"So he's a good-for-nothing male who doesn't want to improve. I'm sorry, I was just being direct."

"Actually, it doesn't matter if he has a family background or not. I think so. As long as a person works hard, he can still create a future for himself. But what about this male guest? All he does is do these lousy jobs that connect to the earth. Hehe, I can only say 'hehe' when it comes to this kind of person!"

"Another thing is, he doesn't have the slightest intention of advancing. He even said that he graduated from the Polytechnic University. How could he have the face to say that? This is simply an insult to the Polytechnic University! "

The junior from the Polytechnic University looked at Ma Na as if he was looking at a fool!

Good heavens! This female watch fighter's mouth was as fierce as a tiger's. Only when she saw the truth did she realize that she was a 250!

Ants will never be able to understand the vision of a goshawk!

Ridiculous! Shameful! Sad!

Sunn Xixi was unhappy when she heard Ma Na slander Jiang Xiaoyu like this.

She immediately turned on the light!

Everyone exclaimed!

What the f * ck!

The lights exploded!

The most beautiful goddess in the audience actually exploded lights for a take-away deliveryman!

Aiyo, this is simply too dreamlike!

Sunn Xixi shook her head and smiled as she looked at Ma Na with disdain.

"What's wrong with the delivery man? What happened to the Didi Driver? Profession doesn't differentiate between noble and cheap. He relies on his own hard work to earn money. It's not shameful. Instead, I feel that some people always think that they are embedded with gold. All day long, they wanted to fish up a rich man to live a life where they didn't have to worry about food and clothing! The most disgusting thing about me is this kind of female watch! "1

Impressive, Dafa!

If you don't dare to say it, I, Sunn Xixi, will say it!

If you don't dare to say it, I, Sunn Xixi, will say it even more!

I want to say it to you until the end!

As a female fighter jet, Ma Na had long cultivated the Indestructible Golden Body!

She was not afraid of this kind of verbal attack at all. Instead, she gave a disdainful smile!

"What exists is reasonable. No matter what kind of person it is, they are qualified to obtain happiness! Firstly, I am not a scheming woman. Which woman would not yearn for a better life? "

" A girl has an angelic face and a devilish figure. This is the capital bestowed by the heavens to her. So she has the right to choose and the right to choose. She did not steal or steal. And she did not break the law? Why shouldn't she get true love?"

These words were quite reasonable to listen to carefully.

This was the terrifying part of the Indestructible Golden Maiden. They had already formed their own world view.

Sunn Xixi smiled in disdain. She was too lazy to continue arguing with this titanium female cousin. There was no other reason. If she argued with her, it would lower her taste instead.

"You can go as you wish. I'm just waiting to see you get slapped in the face when you know Jiang Xiaoyu's true strength!"

Meng Bufei's heart was filled with joy!

Hehe, it was going to explode.

With such an intense debate, it would be difficult not to blow up the viewership ratings!

He then asked Female Guest's opinion, who had turned off the lights.

"I hope that my boyfriend can survive in the capital, so I decided to turn off the lights."

"The apartment I rent is 8,000 yuan per month. Including the cosmetics, bags, and living expenses that I use, it basically costs 20,000 yuan per month. So, I want my boyfriend's monthly income to be at least 100,000 yuan."

"I want to look handsome, have a figure, and my conditions are so excellent. Therefore, that take-away deliveryman is not worthy of me at all."

One by one, extinguished the lamps and Female Guest gave all kinds of opinions.

When the disciples of Polytechnic University heard her, they laughed so hard that tears fell out of their eyes.

What a bunch of retarded watches!

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