C1447 I'm Here to Give You a Gift
Article 1447. Old Monk came to give a gift.
Thank you. "Stop, no, shut up..."
When Hsiang Yang was about to take a few more sips from the wine gourd, he had already made up his mind to drink up all of the wine. When he saw how many sips of immortal wine Hsiang Yang had drunk... Argh...
"What are you doing?! Hurry up and shut your mouth for me... Stop drinking, don't finish drinking all of my treasures... This is a supreme-grade immortal wine, it's not much even in the Immortal Realm..."
As he spoke, he immediately pounced forward, and no one knew what method he was going to use. With a sway of his hand, the gourd was already in his hand. Then, he held the gourd and gently shook it. When he felt that a large portion of the immortal wine was missing, he immediately revealed an incomparably pained expression.
Hsiang Yang looked at the fat monk with dissatisfaction and muttered, "You old bastard, aren't you being too petty? Didn't you just drink a few mouthfuls of wine? And you're still feeling this heartache? "
"What do you know? This is a true supreme immortal wine. It wasn't easy for this monk to bring it down from the Immortal Realm... Cough cough, you bastard brat, you've gone too far..."
As the fat monk spoke, he realized that he had said something he shouldn't have. He quickly changed the topic. With a sway of his hand, he kept the gourd. After that, he fiercely took a bite of the roasted meat in his hand. It was as if he wanted to vent all his anger on the roasted meat in his hand.
"I'm from Immortal Realm."
Hsiang Yang caught the fat monk's words with his sharp senses. Waves of emotions surged in his heart. He couldn't help but cupped his fists at the fat monk and said, "So it turns out that Senior is a True Immortal that has descended to the mortal world. I have eyes that don't recognize immortals. Please forgive me, Senior."
"What True Immortal? You think too much." At this moment, the monk had a blank look on his face. He was chewing on the grilled meat in his mouth while muttering.
"Hehe. Senior, since you don't want to say it, then forget it. However, Senior's gourd looks pretty. As an Immortal, you've descended to the mortal world. It's just a few mouthfuls of wine, yet you're unwilling to give it to me... You're too petty. " While Hsiang Yang was muttering to himself, there was a dissatisfied expression on his face.
Tyrant angrily stared at Hsiang Yang and said, "What the f * ck! Stinking brat, do you know what kind of immortal wine that is?! The price was too expensive. The amount of wine that you drank was equivalent to the price of an Immortal Weapon. Furthermore, this kind of immortal wine was not something that an ordinary Immortal Weapon could exchange for. It wasn't easy for the monk to steal it... Cough cough, the immortal wine that he had just obtained was priceless. You actually drank a few mouthfuls of it, you're pissing me off. If you're not that senior's disciple, I'll definitely teach you a good lesson on behalf of the Buddha..."
"Stolen?"
Hsiang Yang looked at the monk with a doubtful expression, "So it turns out that not only is the monk Jiu Rou, he is also the Empty Hand. He has a few roles and can even live a good life. I'm impressed."
At this moment, Hsiang Yang finally believed it. He felt that this monk was definitely not a good person. Even the immortal wine he drank was stolen. This guy should be a True Immortal that had descended to the mortal world. It wasn't normal for Immortals to appear in the lower realm. Perhaps this fellow had offended too many people in Immortal Realm and had no choice but to escape.
"We must not get too close to this fellow. Otherwise, it will be too unfortunate if we get caught in the crossfire." Hsiang Yang muttered to himself and made up his mind. It didn't matter if this fat monk had any ill intentions towards him. He must not get too close to this guy. Or else... If his enemies found out, he would be in trouble.
"Bullsh * t."
When Tyrant heard this, he was instantly enraged. He didn't forget to take a bite of the roasted meat. While speaking to Hsiang Yang, he said, "Tyrant, my abilities are all-encompassing. Why would I need to steal anything? Even if he wanted to drink the Immortal Brew, he would give the order and countless people would immediately come to his doorstep. It's just that Tyrant doesn't like to be given gifts by others. "
At the same time, a nostalgic expression appeared on his face as he said. "The monk was born in poverty since he was young. He knew that if he wanted to eat his fill, he had to do it himself. It was the same even when he embarked on the path of cultivation. What did he want? It's useless for others to give him gifts, but he has to go and get them himself... It was precisely because of this that the monk had been harboring such thoughts since the beginning of his cultivation until now. He had always relied on his own means to obtain all kinds of resources. Thus... Only then could the monk grow to his current realm. Sigh... Life was truly as lonely as snow. Perhaps even the Buddha himself had never imagined that there would be such an invincible expert like the monk in Buddhism. Sigh..."
Hsiang Yang stared at this monk who was immersed in his self-indulgence but was shamelessly praising him. He had never thought that an immortal who had descended from the Immortal Realm could be so shameless.
He was invincible, but it wasn't because of his strength. It was because his skin was too thick, and no one could defeat him.
"Immortal, shouldn't he be high and mighty and have an extraordinary bearing?" Hsiang Yang asked in a daze.
"Bullshit, Immortals and Immortals, even though they are Immortals... But, he still carries the word 'human', which also has seven emotions and six desires. Immortals were only strong and could live longer. Do you think Immortals are high and mighty, with no desires or desires? Those are all bullshit. "
The fat monk rolled his eyes at Hsiang Yang and said," Actually, sometimes, immortals are worse than devils, and those devils are more direct in their actions. They look like one, and they are easier to get along with, unlike some immortals. In fact, no one knew how dark it was inside the robe of an immortal. Hehe..."
Although Hsiang Yang had obtained the memories of the Demon Lord, he had already gained some understanding about the matters of immortals and demons. However, those were only the memories of the Demon Lord, and they were analyzed from the Demon Lord's point of view. Naturally, it would highlight the advantages of the devils and belittle the Immortals.
However, after hearing what the fat monk said, Hsiang Yang immediately understood. Just like what the Demon Lord had thought, the devil wasn't completely bad, and the Immortal wasn't exactly a good and sacred being.
"Then, are you an immortal?" Hsiang Yang asked again.
"Hehe, what Immortal? Tyrant doesn't know." The fat monk answered vaguely while eating the roasted meat.
"Hey, why do you have so many questions? What's the point of asking a monk? You were very wary of a monk just now, but why are you relaxing now? Do you think you can trust a monk after he becomes an immortal? You brat, you have to be careful in the future. Don't be so stupid. Immortals were not good people. Some of them were polite on the surface. They're still thinking about how to deal with you behind your back... "
"Senior is right. I never thought that Senior would be so honest with your thoughts. This kid really admires you."0
Hsiang Yang couldn't help but give a thumbs up when he saw this. He finally understood that this monk should be from Immortal Realm, but he had no idea how strong this monk was.
However, he was very sure that this must be a fake monk. Wine and meat had penetrated his intestines. It was nonsense to say that he didn't kill. Actually, this fellow killed more happily than anyone else. Not only that, but... This fellow even thought of it as a thief. He didn't buy a pot of high-grade immortal wine. He didn't make it himself, but he stole it from somewhere... Moreover, he was extremely proud of his reputation, saying that he was self-reliant. This type of person's shamelessness really reached the level of being unmatched under the heavens that he spoke of.
"Kid, don't praise me. Tyrant won't be proud of me."
The fat monk continued to display his shameless skill. As he spoke, on the other hand... It smells so good. It's so delicious. Why is it also grilled meat? Why is it so delicious when it's roasted from your hands? This is really strange. "
"Damn, my grilled meat."
Hsiang Yang didn't feel anything at first, but he was shocked when he found that his roast meat was almost finished. He shouted and grabbed a deer leg to eat.
"Stinking brat, leave some for the monk. The monk is about to leave. Give me more of those that you don't understand..."
"I say, master, this is your fault. Monks sacrifice themselves for the sake of all living things. I don't need you to do it for the rest of your life. You just need to leave me some of the meat that I've worked so hard to cook, that's all. Isn't it a bit too much?"
"Go. Special. F * ck a monk, I am a Buddhist, even if it is a devil religion, no one can take away these grilled meat, this is mine... "
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Therefore, Hsiang Yang, who didn't believe this monk just now, immediately started snatching the meat from him.
The two of them were afraid that if they ate too slowly, they would be finished by the other party. There was a sika deer that wasn't small. Even after removing its fur and internal organs, there was still at least a few dozen kilograms of meat. However, after the two of them ate, it seemed like they were not full. They glared at each other, their faces filled with displeasure.
"It's all your fault. After eating so much, the monk didn't have enough to eat." In the end, a sika deer was divided up by the two of them. Although most of it was eaten by the fat monk, however, he still stared at Hsiang Yang with dissatisfaction.
"Do you have the nerve to say that? As a senior expert and a True Immortal that has descended to the mortal world, you actually used such a powerful force to suppress me, snatching away a third of the deer leg that I had bitten off. You have gone too far."
Hsiang Yang also glared at the fat monk indignantly. At the beginning, he could still eat very happily. However, as the roasted meat became fewer and fewer... The fat monk started to go crazy. He actually used his invincible strength to suppress Hsiang Yang... Then, he snatched the roasted deer leg from Hsiang Yang's hand, causing Hsiang Yang to nearly explode with anger.
"This, cough cough cough... You are a young man, why do you eat so much? Cough, cough, let's not talk about this, let's not talk about this anymore."
The fat monk was originally very unhappy, but after hearing what Hsiang Yang said, he also realized that his way of doing things wasn't too good. He quickly laughed. He said to Hsiang Yang, "Didn't this kid always want to know why the monk came to find you? Why don't you want to know now? "
"Of course I want to know why the great master came to find me, but if the great master doesn't want to tell me, I have no other choice." After Hsiang Yang heard what the fat monk said, he said with a smile on his face.
Initially, Hsiang Yang had been thinking about the fat monk's purpose. However, after the fat monk fought over the meat with him, he changed his mind. He no longer wanted to know what the fat monk wanted to do.
Furthermore, it seemed like the fat monk was even more anxious than him. In that case, Hsiang Yang wasn't in a hurry anymore.
"Aren't you afraid that Old Monk will harm you?"
When the fat monk heard this, he became depressed. He felt that Hsiang Yang's mood had changed too quickly. He had been extremely worried about him just now, but now, he looked relaxed and at ease. He didn't even know where he had pulled out a weed and was biting it. He was standing on top of the mountain, enjoying the scenery of the mountains and rivers. You... Sister. She's here to see the scenery, right?
"Master's godly power is invincible. Even if he wants to harm me, I will accept it. However, my master left some tricks on me. If it really was the time when his body and spirit were going to be destroyed, then he would naturally appear. When that time comes, I don't know what kind of fate master will have. " Hsiang Yang said leisurely.
"You brat, so it's not that you're not worried, but that you want to threaten Old Monk?" The fat monk didn't know whether to laugh or cry after hearing Hsiang Yang's words. Hsiang Yang was using his master to threaten him. This method was very old and stupid. But... It was very practical. The monk had really been threatened.
As a True Immortal Expert, the fat monk didn't need to fear anyone. However, he knew that Hsiang Yang's master was a supreme existence that had great achievements and great fortune. Just thinking about it made him shiver in fear.
When he thought of this, the fat monk coughed slightly unnaturally and said. “ Cough, cough. Since little friend wants to know Old Monk's purpose of coming here... Then Old Monk won't hide it from you anymore. He's actually here to give you a gift..."
"What..."
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