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834: C834 Li Li with a Dark Face

Author: Mian Guan Lao Ban Word Count: 8244 Updated: 2025-03-29 06:51:15

C834 Li Li with a Dark Face

"Big Bro, don't worry. Leave this matter to us two brothers and we'll definitely succeed!"

"This is a small matter for us, don't be too simple. Although Liu Wudi is very stingy, he will bring us along whenever he does anything, reporting his whereabouts is nothing more than a small matter to us." Lee Lee and Lee Lin patted their stomachs as they guaranteed immediately.

"Well, I will wait for the good news from my second and third brother!" Zhang Tao was also extremely excited.

"When our second and third brothers are on the verge of success, we three brothers will drink a few cups of wine to celebrate for you!"

"Oh, right! Second brother and third brother, I didn't bring much money from the secular world when I came, but now I don't have enough to take a taxi back to the sect. Can you help me find a taxi to return to the sect?!"

"Don't worry, Big Bro will definitely not let you suffer any losses. When you succeed, all the rewards will be given to you!"

When Lee Lee and Lee Lin heard this, they could not help but be stunned.

There was still such a poor person? You even want to borrow money from them? However, it was a bit embarrassing not to thank him for taking advantage of the other side and not giving him any money.

Just treat it as giving him money to thank him.

"No problem, big brother's business is our business. Even if we were to be the bullets that blocked big brother's bullets, we wouldn't say anything!"

"Big Brother, accept your WeChat. Five hundred yuan from you should be enough, right?"

"If there's one, you don't need to return it to your brother. Just treat it as the benefit your brother has given you …" Cough cough, the money to be sworn brothers! "

Zhang Tao's face lit up.

"Enough, enough!" In his heart, he was ecstatic. These two idiots have been used by him, so they are really fools to return the money to me!

"Second brother, third brother, you guys hurry up and go back as well. If you get suspected by that Liu Wudi brat, then it won't be good."

"Brother's lesson is right, we really need to return quickly, otherwise Liu Wudi would be suspicious, then see you later …"

"..."

"..."

"Is he really that stupid? You took the initiative to ask me to let you be spies, and even came with you to give me a replica of the Three Alliances, the Three Alliances in the Mountains? " Liu Xuan was immediately stunned, why did this sound like a joke.

"martial arts realm, there's such a naive fool?"

"It shouldn't exist, right?"

What is a fighter? After all, they were a group of people who had surpassed the limits of the physical body and pursued to surpass the strength of the human body. They were all beyond the limits of the physical body and had pursued to surpass the strength of the human body.

However, she felt that after Lee Lin and Lee Lee played a role in the movie, the two of them had successfully levelled up to be Zhang Tao's good brothers.

"I am only suspecting it. I really don't know how he managed to become a Grandmaster of Transformation Stage." Lee Lee expressed his strong suspicions.

"Did the director get the wrong script?"

"Brother Xuan, Brother Lee is actually a normal phenomenon. It's just like how ordinary people have high and low IQs, but there are also warriors. Maybe Zhang Tao is just someone with very low IQs."

Lee Lee: "Understood."

Liu Xuan said, "You guys are really lucky."

"Hehe, luck is still up to the face." Hearing Liu Xuan's words, Lee Lee started to get a little arrogant. After all, this was the praise of the Brother Xuan, the grand ancient martial arts descendant and the existence of the Youth Grandmaster, of course it was worth being happy for.

"My face is the whitest today!"

Liu Xuan:?

Lee Lin:?

Your face is the whitest? Who doesn't know your face is the darkest.

Liu Xuan coughed: "Cough cough, little Li, I have no choice but to teach you a lesson, have you not heard of people who act cool and are struck by lightning?"

Lee Lee said with a face full of pride: "There's nothing I can do, my strength already doesn't allow me to keep a low profile anymore."

However, right at this moment, a soft 'kacha' sound suddenly rang out.

When Liu Xuan and Lee Lin heard the sound, they already continuously retreated a few steps.

Following that, the two of them looked at Ding Qing and saw that there was suddenly a patch of white on Lee Lee's head.

At the same time, the two of them looked up to see a flock of geese flying over a hundred meters in the sky.

Lee Lee had not realised what was falling on his head, but his expression was a little stiff as he said, "Xiao Lin, Brother Xuan, I feel like something has fallen on my head. Also, why are you two running so far away?"

"Oh, nothing." Liu Xuan said as he looked at Lee Lee.

"You really have a black face. There are so many wild geese, but every single one of them has unerringly landed on your head. I suspect that the wild geese 'hobbies are singing, jumping, RAP and basketball."

Lee Lin's face was flushed red as he said, "Cough cough, I finally understand. I relied on my luck today."

Lee Lee was even more confused, "Huh? "What are you guys talking about?"

"What? What?! I was definitely lucky today. I won't accept any rebuttal." Lee Lee seemed to be angry at Lee Lin for trying so hard to win merits.

"Today, my luck is the best in the world. I won't accept rebuttal!"

Suddenly, another cracking sound was heard!

Huala!

Bang!

Liu Xuan and Lee Lin's reactions were still extremely fast, and they immediately took two steps back.

In the next moment, a white light flashed past. The chandelier that was originally supposed to be seated at the entrance was unexpectedly blown into motion, and then, with a whoosh, it directly landed on Lee Lee's head.

"Fuck, ah!" Lee Lee said in pain.

Fortunately, Lee Lee was already an external force warrior, so a few kilograms of light chandelier directly smashed onto his head, not letting his brain explode at all.

This, Liu Xuan and Lee Lin finally could not endure it any longer.

"You still dare to say that your luck is good?"

"Who else has a black face?"

"A hundred meters tall goose pulled a lot of sh * t onto your head, and even at a distance of a few meters away from the chandelier, it still landed on your head.

And you say it's because of your bad luck? "

Following that, Liu Xuan and Lee Lin burst out laughing.

"What?" Lee Lee was stunned.

"What do you guys think happened to me just now?"0

"Bird dung..." Oh, that's not right. It should be a flock of goose poop, and not just a drop at that. Do you see a drop on the ground? " Lee Lin laughed until his stomach hurt.

"Damn!" Lee Lee immediately reacted. I was wondering what had landed on my head just now. It was a goose poop … "Where's the bathroom? I'm going to wash my hair. I'm going to take a bath!"

"Cough cough, little Li, wait a moment. You have more important things to do right now."

Liu Xuan deliberately put on a straight face as he tried to hold back his laughter.

"Your head is bleeding. Go and find a doctor to treat it. It would be bad if you don't dare to infect it. I heard that the goose poop landed on someone's wounds. It's comparable to poison!"

Lee Lee stiffened his neck, and looked at Liu Xuan with a frozen smile. "Doesn't that mean … I'm going to look at a bird poop and see a doctor? "

Liu Xuan: "Mn, that's right."

Lee Lin: "Mn, that's right."

Lee Lee said, "Ah Xi, I'm still not going to say that my face has turned pale. My face is really dark, why is it always me who gets injured?!"

"Because your face is black." Liu Xuan and Lee Lin said at the same time.

Lee Lee, "..."

"Brother Xuan, I'll be leaving first. I'm going to see a doctor now."

"If you need anything, just call me."

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