C716 Face-smacking
Ye Weisheng was someone of the business world, so he naturally wouldn't be afraid of the stage. He smiled and said, "Alright then, I'll say it."
Ye Lanxin and Cheng Qing immediately became interested. They rarely heard Ye Weisheng tell jokes! Su Wanqing and the others also looked at Ye Weisheng.
Only Takeda Ryomitsu stood on the side with a cold face and did not act as if he wanted to hear it.
However, everyone was too lazy to care about him.
Ye Weisheng then began to tell jokes, he said: "There is a beautiful reporter, an interview with a peasant uncle. The beautiful reporter asked, "Uncle, if you had ten acres, would you be willing to donate half of your harvest to the Party?" Without hesitation, the farmer's uncle replied that I would. The beautiful reporter then asked again: "If it is two villas, would you be willing to give up one of them?" "I'm willing!" The beautiful reporter continued to ask about the million yuan prize? The farmer's uncle said, "Yes!" Beautiful reporter: Where are the two oxen?
The farmer's uncle smiled good-naturedly and shook his head embarrassedly. Yes! The beautiful reporter was confused. "Uncle, why are you so willing to accept the prize? Why aren't you willing to accept it?" The farmer's uncle said shyly, "Because I really have two oxen!"
This joke was a little old, but Ye Weisheng's words were vivid and still made people feel that it was funny.
However, in his heart, Chen Qingyang was amused. He knew that Ye Weisheng couldn't let it go today. Business people, when it comes to dirty talk, it's a set. Chen Qingyang believed that if Ye Weisheng was with a group of people of the same age, he would definitely be able to speak beautifully. However, his daughter was present today. With so many juniors present, his power would be greatly reduced!
On the other hand, everyone was going to come and give Ye Weisheng a lot of face, so they all started laughing.
Only Takeda Ryomitsu.
However, Takeda Ryomitsu sneered.
Ye Weisheng had been keeping a close eye on Takeda Ryomitsu. He had already disliked Takeda Ryomitsu a long time ago. Therefore, he smiled and said, "Mr. Wu Tian doesn't seem to find my joke funny."
"Very old and vulgar jokes. The old farmer in your jokes is full of dirty, petty little peasant ideas." Takeda Ryomitsu said without hesitation, "So I'm really surprised. What's so funny about this joke? Not only should you not laugh, you should be ashamed."
Ye Weisheng couldn't help but be angry. He sneered and said, "If you feel ashamed about that, then what about your AV culture?" He was truly angry, so when he opened his mouth, he was a little aggressive.
"It was a sacrifice to save the economy, something you can't understand." Takeda Ryomitsu said lightly.
Although Takeda Ryomitsu was annoying to talk about, he could find the right words to retort every time and was good at reversing right and wrong. His words were sharp, so Ye Weisheng found it difficult to resist.
Lin Qingxue, Tang Qingqing, Su Wanqing, and Ye Lanxin all felt displeased.
At this time, Chen Qingyang said lightly: "The old farmer has been a farmer all his life, so his thinking as a small farmer is very normal. I don't think there's anything to be ashamed of or reproach about. "If everyone wanted to be president, the world would be thrown into chaos.
"There is a saying in China that a soldier who does not want to be a general is not a good soldier." If a person in a country is selfish and preoccupied with himself or herself. There is no hope for this country. " When Takeda Ryomitsu saw Chen Qingyang speak, he felt as if he was on stimulants and immediately became full of fighting spirit.
Chen Qingyang was curious, how did I offend this grandson.
Takeda Ryomitsu continued to say, "It's not scary to have a small farmer's mind. What's scary is that you all think it's normal. It's a funny joke. It is said that the Eastern Sleeping Lion has awoken, but is the Eastern Sleeping Lion really awake? "
Takeda Ryomitsu spoke very quickly, and then he continued, "Whether a country can rise up is not about its GDP, nor about its skyscrapers. How many schools are there in this country, and how many educational facilities are there? Whether the lights in the study room were brilliant or not. Whether the food eaten by the people was healthy, did the officials treat themselves as officials, or did they use their positions as tools of the Brilliant Ancestors to make profits? " He paused and said: "I won't say anything else, just take the football from China. I've been to a lot of youth palaces, and I've found out that those kids are very good at kickball and have a good foundation. But why was it that China's football could not make it out of Asia and could not make it into the World Cup? At the end of the day, there was still a lack of a minimum sense of responsibility, not even a little bit of respect for the consumer. I can say, in this area, Korea can represent you, and our Island Country can also represent you. "
Takeda Ryomitsu's words made everyone speechless.
When anyone insulted China, as long as they said Chinese football, they would not be able to refute it!
Lin Qingxue and the others felt extremely aggrieved.
Ye Weisheng said, "We have to admit that there is still a lot of progress to be made in football in China. We will improve on that." He paused for a moment before saying, "It's actually quite boring. Let's drink."
He was an old fox, so he wanted to change the subject very quickly.
Takeda Ryomitsu had already made enough of himself, so he didn't want to continue anymore. He smiled faintly and took a sip of his wine.
At this time, Chen Qingyang said: "I told you before, Mr. Wu Tian, that China is a nation of etiquette. You come to our country and you are our guest. We respect our guests, so we never speak ill of you or your country. But Mr. Wutian, you don't seem to know much about hospitality. We are indeed still developing countries, and our countries do still have problems like that. And we also have quite a few Hakkan, Haji, this is quite a headache. We have never denied this, nor have we avoided it. But is it really fair that you should criticize us for our pains? But is your country's Island Country really that perfect? Without mentioning anything else, which country is the closest to your Island Country? I don't need to say, M country? Why did they get close? Is it because they gave you atomic bombs? The [M] country is the country that beat up your Island Country the most, the most merciless. However, you have always been subservient to her. Is this your backbone? At the very least, no matter how many foreign enemies we have, we will never lower our heads. Your people don't even have the least bit of integrity, and you still have the nerve to boast in front of us. "
Takeda Ryomitsu's face instantly turned red.
"Amazing, haha!" Ye Weisheng laughed.1
Su Wanqing, Lin Qingxue, Tang Qingqing, and the girls had an indescribable light in their eyes.
Chen Qingyang then stood up and said to Takeda Ryomitsu, "Previously, you said that you wanted to compete with me in martial arts. But you don't approve of this modesty. You think it's cowardice. The world is big, there are many capable people. I don't dare to say how strong my martial arts are. But to deal with a frog in the well like you, I only need one move! "
"One move?" Takeda Ryomitsu suddenly became excited. He stood up and said with anger flashing across his eyes, "You are too arrogant."
Chen Qingyang said, "I have to correct you, boasting is arrogant. At most, what I have said is a kind of truth that is not pleasant to hear. "
"Alright, then I would like to experience your powerful technique!" Takeda Ryomitsu said, "Let's go out and find a place to have a good fight."
"Get out?" Chen Qingyang sneered and said: "I've given you a lot of chances, but you've always been asking for disgrace, so right now, I don't want to leave you any face either. You don't have the qualifications to let me out. I'm sitting here right now, and you're attacking me. If I were to stand up or use the second move, it would be your win! "
These words were said very arrogantly.
Everyone immediately became excited.
Ye Weisheng was a little worried about Chen Qingyang, afraid that Chen Qingyang was speaking too slowly. Even Tang Qingqing was a bit worried. She could not help but say, "Chen Qingyang, his skills are not simple. Don't be too careless."
Hearing Tang Qingqing's reminder, Takeda Ryomitsu was immediately reassured that this guy was not that scary. Takeda Ryomitsu couldn't see Chen Qingyang's depth at all.
At that moment, Takeda Ryomitsu shouted loudly and suddenly charged forward. Following that, Windward Slash's blade intent killing intent was unleashed!
Hey!
At this moment, Takeda Ryomitsu's spirit had been elevated!
Everyone seemed to see a resolute warrior brandishing the most brilliant blade of his life.
Chen Qingyang's arrogance had triggered all of Takeda Ryomitsu's potential!
At this moment, Chen Qingyang flipped his palm and struck out in midair!
This was only an ordinary palm strike, and the Palmar Strength contained the profoundness of the Heavenly Thunder Fist.
Chen Qingyang had already shown mercy. Otherwise, he would have killed Takeda Ryomitsu with this palm strike.
With a bang, Takeda Ryomitsu was sent flying. Finally, he fell to the ground and coughed out a mouthful of blood.
Before anyone could see clearly, Takeda Ryomitsu was sent flying out.
Takeda Ryomitsu fell onto the ground. A look of disbelief flashed across his face. How is this possible? How is this possible? I'm still one meter away from you, you didn't even touch me. "
Takeda Ryomitsu couldn't understand it, and he couldn't believe it either!
At this time, Chen Qingyang said coldly, "I have already said, this world is very big. There are many things that we humans cannot understand. As I've said before, there is always someone better out there. Unfortunately, you won't listen at all. "
Takeda Ryomitsu shouted, "Why? Why are you able to use fist techniques in the air? This kind of fist technique does not exist in this world! "
Chen Qingyang said: "You can't decide the rules in this world. There is a limit to the martial power and Elemental Spirit s are infinite. My realm is something that a person like you cannot understand. "
Takeda Ryomitsu muttered: "There is a limit to the martial power, but Elemental Spirit s are limitless? What exactly is the limits of fighting power, the limitless Elemental Spirit? "
Chen Qingyang, however, didn't want to bother with Takeda Ryomitsu anymore. He said to Ye Weisheng, "Uncle Ye, let's call it a day. I'm a bit tired, let's meet again another day."
Ye Weisheng nodded and said, "Alright!"
After the end of the day, Ye Lanxin and Cheng Qing still felt that they had not had enough fun. Luckily, Ye Weisheng had promised that they could come back to Chen Qingyang in the future, which made them feel quite satisfied …
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