551: C551 White Clothes and Yellow Soup

C551 White Clothes and Yellow Soup

Head Chef Niu also rushed over and took a few bites.

His eyes immediately lit up.

That's right!

Why is it so delicious?

Is this really a dish I made?

Could it really be like what they said, I have opened my aperture?

But if that was really the case, what was he still doing here? Which restaurant couldn't he go? !

That night, everyone was very happy.

Chef made a good dish. He had a bright future, and everyone else was happy to eat too.

Even sleeping was much sweeter.

The next day, they were on duty normally.

After they went to the street, they split up and took over from their brothers who were on duty the night before to start a day of "wandering" life.

They walked through the city in an orderly fashion. Anyone who saw them would show a polite smile.

They enjoyed this kind of life very much.

Even people like Blaster Wai, who used to be a figure in the pugilistic world, also liked it. When they walked on the road, they would always raise their heads high, as if they were friendly to everything, but also disdained everything.

It was noon, and the second round of patrol began. After this trip, he would be able to hand over the duty and take some time to eat.

But at this moment.

The robust man suddenly covered his stomach.

His expression was full of doubt.

He rubbed his stomach and felt it gurgling inside.

Seeing him like this, his colleague beside him asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?"

The people behind the line also walked forward, their faces full of concern.

The brawny man frowned, then relaxed and said with a smile, I'm sorry." Oh, it's nothing. It's just that my stomach suddenly hurt. It must be because I caught a cold last night when I slept, I'm fine... Oh, it's nothing. It's just that my stomach suddenly hurts. It must be because I slept last night and caught a cold. It's okay..."

Just as he said this word.

Puff!

A loud and long fart.

It directly gushed out.

This wave of air lifted up his clothes and continued to rush backwards.

The few people behind him who had walked up because of concern, a few strands of hair hanging down from their foreheads were directly blown up!

They were first stunned.

Then, they immediately covered their eyes.

" Aiya! My eyes!"

After shouting, he realized that covering his eyes did not seem to be the most urgent matter right now.

They hurriedly retreated, covered their noses and noses, and looked at the brawny man in horror.

The brawny man's face immediately turned red.

He opened his mouth wide and stuttered for a long time, unable to speak.

However, he felt a surge of hot air surging in his lower abdomen. He hurriedly used all his strength to hold it in.

He even extended his hand to defend himself as he said, "I'm really sorry everyone. My stomach really caught a cold last night and I didn't notice it just now. Listen to my explanation!"

He walked forward.

Everyone retreated.

Explanation?

What was there to explain?

Maintaining distance was the end.

Please don't go this way!

The brawny man took a few steps and could no longer walk.

Because he discovered that the enemy had already arrived at the 'city wall'. If he took another step forward, he would probably be unable to resist.

But this time, he learned his lesson.

Things like farts themselves had no sound.

It was the sound of flesh being clamped together. It was as if both hands were wrapped in air. If one squeezed hard, it would make a similar sound.

So as long as there were enough gaps and controlled the flow of the gas, the sound could be completely avoided!

As long as there was no sound, in broad daylight, in this spacious and empty place... As long as he did not admit it, even if other people smelled it, it could not be considered as him farting, right?

As the saying goes, no one can prove it.

This was the logic.

Therefore, he split his feet evenly, slightly wider than his shoulders, and eight inches below his feet, creating an unimpeded passageway to the greatest extent.

After that... he slowly controlled the speed of the gas.

As long as he grasped it well, things would become perfect.

However...

He was still wrong.

He mistakenly felt that he had just farted. Then what followed was definitely a fart!

It was not the case.

The impact of gas and liquid on one's senses was actually not much different.

It was precisely because he deliberately tried to control the flow of time that the city gate was very narrow.

With this one shot...

Tzzzzzzz.

Strange.

Then a warm flow filled the back of his body, followed by the root of his thigh. It was full of warmth. It was as if he had returned to his mother's womb overnight and was gently wrapped in amniotic fluid.

Especially when coupled with the feeling of being released in an incomparably carefree manner, it made one unable to stop.

However, even if one wanted to stop it, it would be somewhat difficult.

The dam broke apart, releasing the flood like a tea cup. How could it be blocked just like that?

Thus, the brawny man's entire body was frozen on the spot as if he had been petrified.

His eyes widened.

His mouth was wide open.

He felt extremely frustrated and miserable.

More importantly, he was a healthy person. When he saw his companions' terrified expressions, he actually had the thought of letting go of his life.

He couldn't do it anymore. His mind was in a mess, and he just wanted to stand there forever.

But he couldn't.

This was the street!

People were coming and going.

He didn't even have the chance to stand there until the wind dried up, did he?

The people who passed by first frowned, then looked around. Then, they covered their noses and passed by quickly.

Beijing was much cleaner than before.

This was not the South City of the past.

It was just the streets and floors. Every shop was soaked with water three times a day and cleaned three times a day. It was not spotless, but it was not as if there was garbage everywhere.

The place he was standing at now was a little special.

As more and more merchant caravans and carriages from the Gold Hidden Pavilion arrived, the old roads in the capital were not very solid. Some of them were dug deep, and some were even filled with potholes. Therefore, Xiao Yun directly ordered the Gold Hidden Pavilion to build a road nearby.

Wherever the roads were crushed, they would use flat limestone to make up for it.

This piece was a limestone.

The nearby shop owners especially liked this newly paved road. After sprinkling clean water on it and sweeping it with a broom, it would truly be spotless. Even if one fell on it, there wouldn't be any dirt on the body.

It was also this floor that made the brawny man not want to move at all.

Because he was worried that if he moved... it would flow out.

As long as it flowed out and landed on the ground, what would it look like?

One. A man who had a close relationship with the strong man immediately rushed over and shouted while baring his teeth, "What are you standing here for? Hurry up and leave!"

The strong man said his worries in a low voice.

That person was stunned on the spot.

He lowered his head to look at the ground, then looked at the brawny man.

Then, the corners of his eyes twitched.

"Are you stupid?! Do you still need to consider the problem of the ground? Your clothes are all wet now! It's seeping out! You're still worried about the ground?! Are you worrying too much? "

The brawny man turned his head and saw...

Isn't that right?!

He rolled his eyes and almost fainted.

He had no idea.

Brother was too interesting.

He pulled out his armor and wrapped it around his body. Like a cloak, he cleverly blocked the situation behind him.

"Hurry up and leave!"

The brawny man was full of gratitude, excitement, and even tears.

Then, he immediately walked forward. As long as he walked to a corner of the alley, a place with no one there, he would be considered to have won.

But the moment he took a step forward...

Puff!

The wind behind him moved slightly.

The white cloth and yellow soup were very conspicuous!

Previously... Previously, there was a one in ten thousand chance that his pants would be soaked by the water.

But now, it was impossible.

The friend looked at the brawny man in a daze.

The two of them looked at each other.

The friend took three steps back under the despairing gaze of the brawny man.

He sighed and said, "I can't have this friend anymore..."

But just as he finished sighing, his expression suddenly twitched and became ferocious.

His body also couldn't help but distort.

Abdominal pain!

Enemies had barged in!

What the hell?1

No way!

He couldn't guarantee it!

Bet on it?

No!

His friend raised his head and looked at the brawny man.

Can I bet on this?

The role model was right beside him!

Suddenly, he twitched again.

His eyes instantly widened.

He knew that he couldn't resist anymore.

Suo Xian steeled his heart and took out the dagger from his chest pocket. He took the scabbard back and threw it at the back of his body...

Puff!

It was blocked!

Then, he suddenly ran to the side of the road.

He remembered that there was a toilet around the corner!

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