415: C415 The Fat Woman's Anger

C415 The Fat Woman's Anger

The lady is most pissed off when she hears it. Some people said that she was fat, and her teeth were chattering. Lin Lang looked indifferent when he saw that Lin Lang was about to get angry. However, he still had to think of a way to deal with it. After all, he had to win her favor before he could take the opportunity to enter the city.

Lin Lang looked at the little bug that seemed to be crawling on her skirt. He suddenly had an idea.

"Big sister, don't be angry. I just want to help you catch the bug on your skirt. It will bring you an infectious disease if you touch your skin. Furthermore, if you are bitten, you will definitely have a rash. It will be very itchy. "

Lin Lang looked at the area suspected to be bug on the outside. He grabbed the bug on his skirt very quickly and shook it in front of the other party's eyes.

"Look at this insect. Just now, I found that it almost got into my clothes, so I hurriedly reminded you. "

"Bastard thing, what kind of bug is it?"

The fat woman seemed to be even more furious. She gritted her teeth, and her eyes seemed to be about to shoot out flames.

Lin Lang saw it immediately. He immediately asked, "If this isn't a bug, what else could it be?"

"Little beggar, you see clearly, it's a thread. How is it a worm?"

The fat woman used her finger to hit Lin Lang's arm. Immediately, she felt numb.

Only then did Lin Lang realize that it was really a bug. He smiled awkwardly.

The thread on the woman's long dress was pulled by him gently. As soon as the thread was pulled open, the dress immediately cracked and her fat legs were exposed. The passers-by quickly came up to watch the show.

The fat woman quickly said to the passers-by, "This little beggar broke my dress. Tell us what to do. "

The passer-by immediately said, "If I break my clothes, I will definitely have to compensate and apologize. This is a perfectly natural thing to do. "

Passerby B added, "This matter not only breaks his clothes, but it is also a matter of flirting with a good family's woman. We should report this to sir and send him to prison. "

The fat woman said: "Everyone, I'll have to trouble you to arrest this little beggar and hand him over to the yamen to make the decision for me"

"Everyone, please listen to me, this is really a misunderstanding" Lin Lang said loudly.

Coincidentally, at this moment, a bug really flew into the back of the woman's skirt. Lin Lang's eyes lit up. He pointed at the bug behind and said, "The bug really came here. Quickly take a look. "

"Where is the bug?"

Due to her overweight body, the fat woman obviously couldn't turn her head. This was already very difficult for her. Lin Lang looked at the bug. If it really flew away, he wouldn't be able to prove his innocence.

With quick reflexes, two fingers pinched over.

"Look! The bug is in my hand. "

"Where's the bug?"

The fat woman stared blankly at Lin Lang's palm. There was nothing on his palm. Lin Lang was indeed a little slow. Everyone looked at him. Lin Lang waved his hand and said, "This must be a misunderstanding. The bug ran away. It can't be blamed on me. "

"Misunderstanding. First you touched my stomach, then you pulled my clothes. After you pulled my clothes, you even pulled the thread. You made me lose face in public, and now you dare to tease me. You dare to say it's a misunderstanding? Now, I'm going to arrest you and bring you to the yamen office to give me justice. "

Lin Lang could not argue. He was grabbed by the collar by a few men. He was worried that the situation would get worse and worse, so he naturally did not dare to resist. He was at a loss for what to do.

A group of people wanted Lin Lang to be brought to the government office in the city for interrogation.

The guard guarding the city gate pulled out his machete with a swoosh. The machete came out of the scabbard and hacked at the fat woman in the lead. The fat woman said with a smile, "This little beggar wanted to tease me just now, and I gave him to the yamen to let the officials uphold justice for me. Please let us into the city!"

"Show me the token!"

The woman immediately pulled out a round jade token from her waist and handed it to the guard with both hands. The token read: Hundred Flowers Building Hong Yue.

The guard looked at the fat woman and returned the jade plate to the fat woman. He said vaguely, "You are the boss of Hundred Flowers Building, Hong Yue. No wonder you look familiar. Let's go in. "1

"Thank you, master. I will give you a discount if you come to the Hundred Flowers Building next time! You can choose the best girl. "

Hong Yue nodded to the others and escorted Lin Lang into the city. Lin Lang naturally did not want to enter the yamen. After all, the crocodile base had issued a wanted order. How did these constables find him?

Lin Lang was quite curious. The Gator base was a technological planet after all. It actually retained such an ancient yamen official title.

He watched as the constables quickly compared the wanted poster with him. Wouldn't that mean that he would be exposed very soon? Once he was exposed, it would naturally be impossible for him to escape unscathed.

"Beautiful big sister, please do me a favor!" Lin Lang said in a probing manner.

After all, the other party was the boss of Hundred Flowers Building. How could an old man like him keep his virginity to such a state? He actually wanted to sue him for molesting her? This was the funniest news in the world!

"Don't say that. Although you are a little beggar, you are still quite delicate and elegant. This style. . . Tsk, tsk, tsk. Why didn't I see it?"

The fat woman's words were much gentler. It was obvious that Lin Lang's side profile moved her, causing her to have a trace of evil thoughts.

"If you really send me to the yamen, I'm afraid you won't get any benefits at all. Because I'm a little beggar to begin with. I have nothing, and I don't have anything. " Lin Lang said.

"If I don't send you to the yamen, where can I send you? Could it be that I have to give you the Crocodile Man and let them transform you into something that is neither human nor ghost? That would be a pity. With such delicate facial features, if you really turn into that kind of monster, I don't know how ugly it would be. It would be a waste of heaven's gifts. " The fat woman seemed to be feeling extremely regretful.

"Don't, don't, don't give me to the Crocodile Man. You have to know that the Crocodile Man is extremely ugly. I am a beautiful young man, how can I be a Crocodile Man?"

"Ai, what a pity. If you have relatives and friends, ask them to compensate me with some money, I will let you go. Do you have them or not? "

"Sister, I really don't have any relatives or friends in the city. But don't worry, I can work in the city and sign a contract. When the time comes, I will definitely compensate you according to the price. "

"What kind of job can you find? How about. . . "

The fat woman's words were rather puzzling. Lin Lang casually patted his chest and said, "If you don't send me to the yamen, I naturally have a way to compensate you. Don't worry. "

"En, let me think about it again. Do you have any ability to make money?"

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