C184 Su Nan's Head
Yang Xuan almost choked. This was the first time he had heard that Mozart was an erhu. He could not help but imagine that Mr. Mozart was wearing a tuxedo with a small bow tie. He would sit on a stool and play Let's Swing Oar with an erhu...
Uncultured. Sometimes, it was really f * cking scary!
However, although the weasel liked to pretend to be cultured, he was outstanding in both his intelligence and loyalty. Otherwise, with his outstanding clothes, he would not have been put in an important position by Loong Xiaomann.
"Younger Brother Yang, can you tell me what you mean now?"
After the weasel left, Zhou Ahbao could not help but ask Yang Xuan.
Yang Xuan smiled faintly, "From what happened last time, it can be seen that our opponent isn't that simple. He is very smart and very vicious."
"If I were him, not only would I take advantage of the empty space to attack the north region, I would also take advantage of it to attack. At the same time, I will set up an ambush on the way to Longquan. You all will rush to Longquan. I'm sure I'm not fully prepared. At that time, I'll be able to severely injure you on the way. "
"Therefore, since they have come up with a plan to kill two birds with one stone, we might as well play with them. Firstly, we will wait for them here. Let them enter our inescapable net and kill them all."
"Secondly, they have deployed the ambush troops on the way. It is late at night. It would be rude of us not to greet them. We will let Zhou Ahbao play with them. When the time comes, all of their attention will be on you. They would never have thought that Zhou Ahbao would come out from behind. Tonight, let's just wait and see a good show."
Zhou Ahbao and Loong Xiaomann looked at each other, admiring Yang Xuan from the bottom of their hearts.
In the past, they only thought that Yang Xuan was good at fighting, but now they realized that his brain was much more terrifying than his fighting skills!
At this moment, Yang Xuan's phone suddenly rang. When he saw that it was Su Nan calling, he quickly answered. He did not know what the other end of the phone said, but he saw Yang Xuan's charming smile. "Yes, yes, yes, no. I'll be home soon. How would I dare? I'll be right back. Alright, alright. I guarantee that I'll be there in ten minutes. Otherwise, I'll be punished by kneeling on the washing board. "
As he spoke, he hurriedly ran out of the door in a panic. He held the microphone and turned his head to tell Zhou Ahhu and Loong Xiaomann, "You two can do whatever you want later. We'll contact each other later. It's so bad, so bad..."
After saying that, he ran out without looking back.
Zhou Ahhu and Loong Xiaomann looked at each other in dismay. Just now, he looked like he was looking down on the world. How could he be so cowardly in the blink of an eye?
On this planet, Yang Xuan was definitely a peak expert, but he was definitely not the world's number one expert. There were also many people who were stronger than him.
However, Yang Xuan had never been afraid of anyone. No matter how strong his opponent was, he would dare to challenge anyone with his saber.
This man, who was publicly acknowledged by the Dark World as a man with iron guts, was now trembling in fear in front of a woman who did not even have the strength to truss a chicken.
Su Nan sat on the sofa with her long and slender legs crossed. A pair of almond eyes stared fixedly at this trembling fellow in front of her, "Is it because you have been spoiling you too much recently that you are going to go to the bedroom and take off the tiles? Why don't you make it clear to me today that I have kept all the washboards on the balcony! "
"Don't, I'll say it, I'll say it all."
Looking at the ordinary black rope on the coffee table, Yang Xuan really wanted to slap himself a few times.
When Xiao Ziyi gave him this hair rope back then, he did not take it seriously and threw it into the drawer under the coffee table. He did not expect Su Nan to accidentally flip it out.
"I have a female customer who always likes to use my car. After a while, she became familiar with it and later, she fell in love with me. She insisted on giving me this rope, and I, Lan, couldn't stop her. So, she put it in her pocket and brought it back... "
"Make it up, you keep making it up!"
Su Nan glared and said," Even if you are lying, you still need to find a better reason. With your appearance, you are sloppy and sloppy. Which girl would like you? "
"Beloved, what I said is true."
Yang Xuan said, "I don't know what that girl is thinking either. Anyway, she insisted on liking me. I already told her that I have a wife at home, but she still refused to give in. If I didn't take her as my wife back then, I might have lost my integrity now. You didn't even see how crazy she was back then."
"Besides, you just said that with my appearance, I don't have money. If I drive a crappy car, which woman would like me? Even if I wanted to mess around outside, she wouldn't give me the chance!"
Su Nan felt that it was strange when she heard this, but she couldn't find any loopholes at that moment. The reason why she was so assured of Yang Xuan was not only because she trusted him, but also because she trusted him. Also, she had always felt that with Yang Xuan's appearance, he was poor and unlucky. No woman would like him.
"What does that girl look like?" Su Nan asked.
Yang Xuan raised his hand and said, "Sigh, don't mention it. It's a nightmare to think about now. The woman was eight feet tall, and her waist was also eight feet tall. Her skin is as black as charcoal, and she has a garlic nose. Green bean eyes. He has a green face and sharp teeth, and his face is full of bumps and hollows. Even a mosquito would have to sprain its ankle while walking on top of him... "1
As he spoke, Yang Xuan was chanting 'Amitabha' wildly in his heart. He hoped that these words would never reach Xiao Ziyi's ears, otherwise, he would definitely cut himself into eight pieces.
"Can he be as exaggerated as you say?"
Su Nan was also amused and said, "Alright, since you are the first offender, I will let you off this time. There will not be a next time!"
"Thank you, my wife. If I encounter such a situation again in the future, even if I lose my chastity, I will definitely not accept other people's gifts!"
As she spoke, she picked up the rope on the coffee table and said, "I will wash this thing into the toilet bowl later."
Yang Xuan finally felt relieved. It seemed that his image of being a useless person could sometimes play a good role in protecting him.
"Beloved, then I'll go back to my room and sleep!"
After saying that, Yang Xuan prepared to leave.
"Wait!"
Su Nan suddenly stopped him. She took off a rope from her head and said, "In the future, no matter where you go, you have to put this on your wrist!"
Yang Jika was a little puzzled. "Why is that?"
"Swear sovereignty!"
Su Nan glared and said, "Are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid? The most precious thing for a girl. It is her hair rope. As long as others see that you are wearing a hair rope, they will know that you are no longer single. Otherwise, you will be flirting with me outside. "
At night.
Yang Xuan lay on the bed, tossing and turning, but he couldn't fall asleep.
The rope Xiao Ziyi gave him was exactly the same as the black rope Su Nan gave him.
His mind was filled with the words Su Nan had just said to him. The rope was the most precious thing a girl had. Giving it to a boy represented the declaration of sovereignty.
At that time when Xiao Ziyi gave him the rope, he did not think of an attitude. But now hearing what Su Nan said, he felt that this matter was not right!
Could it be that the little girl had taken a liking to him?
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