C960 Lovesick Weasel
When Zhou Ahhu heard this, he immediately pounded the table and said bitterly, "I say, weasel, weasel. Why are you so muddle-headed? How can you do such a terrifying thing as sending people pictures?"
"With your pride, any woman who isn't blind will be scared half to death by you. Why don't you know your own limitations?"
The weasel slowly raised its head and looked at Zhou Ahhu calmly. "Brother Hu, I know, so I sent you a photo."
Zhou Ahhu:... ""
Yang Xuan, Loong Xiaomann, and the others, who were standing at the side, laughed while holding their stomachs. They even burst into tears.
Loong Xiaomann wiped away her tears as she said, "If you don't have enough charm, you can use money to make up for it. Your net worth should be around seventy to eighty million now, right? Use money to spend it!"
The weasel shook its head and said with a sense of loss, "It's useless. I bought him a bag, jewelry, and perfume. I bought anything expensive."
"As long as she says she doesn't have money, I will transfer 100,000 to her."
Loong Xiaomann was puzzled and said, "Since you are already like this, then does she not have any reaction?"
The weasel sighed. "Yes, she said that she does not like an old man bowing in front of her. She does not like an old man trying to please a little girl like her."
Loong Xiaomann frowned and said, "Then don't give her things and don't give her money. Can't you just be a little tough when talking?"
The weasel shook his head lightly. "I've tried. As long as I don't satisfy her request and stop being good to her, she might as well ignore me. I send messages every day and never reply. I can only reply when I transfer money to her."
"F * ck, this is a f * cking slag girl!"
Loong Xiaomann was so angry that she fiercely punched the table. "This kind of girl, why are you still spoiling her?"
The weasel replied, "A man in love is a madman to begin with."
Loong Xiaomann said in exasperation, "Then do you know that licking a dog until there is nothing left?"
The weasel suddenly smiled faintly, "Whether licking dogs until they have nothing in the end, I don't know. I only know that licking dogs has the fun of licking dogs."
"The relationship between me and Shufen seems like she is the one controlling me, but in reality, the initiative has always been in my hands."
"I can choose to continue licking her. I can double lick her, or I can suddenly stop licking her. I can lick her whenever I want, and I can retreat whenever I want. The initiative is firmly in my grasp."
"But she is different, because she will never be able to predict whether I will continue or retreat. From this point of view, she is very passive."
Poof - -
Li Tiance had just drank half a cup of wine when he heard the weasel's words. With a puff, he said, "You actually made me unable to refute your words. What do you plan to do next?"
The weasel said indifferently, "Wait for her to break up with me."
"Break up?"
Li Tiance asked doubtfully, "She has a boyfriend?"
The weasel nodded. "Previously, when I knew her, she said that she didn't have a boyfriend. However, one time, she sent the wrong message and sent it to my phone."
"First, she asked me if my baby slept. At that time, I was so excited that I almost jumped up on the spot. However, she quickly sent me the wrong message."
"Then I knew that she had a boyfriend, and she admitted it herself. She said that she liked that man very much. She said that it was the man's birthday next month, and she asked me to borrow 50,000 yuan."
Hearing this, even Yang Xuan became interested and asked, "Did you borrow it?"
The weasel nodded. "I did."
Everyone almost fainted on the spot!
"Why do you want to borrow it?"
"Because I love her!"
Yang Xuan gulped. "Is that man very outstanding?"
The weasel shook his head. "It's a nightclub marketing. He's lazy and gluttonous. It's difficult to pay rent every month. He never prepares gifts for his girlfriend during festivals."
"It's all his girlfriend who prepared the gifts for him. If he doesn't have money, he'll find his girlfriend and ask for them. He's always hot and cold to his girlfriend, and he's torturing her."
"But that guy is more handsome than me, and he's also better at flirting with me. Shofen said that she especially likes his gentleness."
"At that time, I also asked where Shufen's gentleness came from. Shufen said that he would buy her a cup of hot milk tea."
"When she is hungry, she will order a serving of takeout for her. When she is in a bad mood, she will spend time accompanying her. When her aunt comes, she will boil sugar water for her. Sometimes, she will even personally cook delicious food for her."
After Loong Xiaomann heard that, she frowned and said, "Isn't this kind of man a proper loser? He did not even make a living and still went to seek love?"
"Damn it. Is there something wrong with that Shofen of yours? Milk tea, take-out, sugar water, cooking a meal. These are all the cheapest things. Everyone knows how to cook them."
" Besides, it's even more unreliable to say that she's willing to spend time with her. That kind of man doesn't achieve anything. What he lacks the most is time. What the f * ck is called tenderness? "
"To put it bluntly, he's a proper loser, a loser who doesn't achieve anything. Other than being good at picking up girls, what else can he do?"
The weasel heaved a long sigh and said, "I don't know either, but Shangguan Shufen likes him."
Li Tiance frowned and said, "Is this woman very outstanding?"
The weasel shook his head and said, "I don't know if she's outstanding or not. She went out to work before graduating from high school and then went to a nightclub to do marketing."
"She's not cultured. Her parents are all workers. Before meeting me, a few thousand dollars is a lot of money to her. Sometimes, she doesn't even have a hundred dollars on her."
"Then she was lazy. She liked to stay up late and play games or play her phone. She didn't work very hard at work. Once she got to work, she would look forward to getting off work."
"Her biggest dream is to win the lottery. She's very confused about the future, but she can't make up her mind to change the situation."
After Loong Xiaomann heard that, she was furious. "Then he's just a piece of trash!"
"Old Huang, are you out of your mind? With your current status and social status, what kind of woman can you not find?"
"Damn you! Get away from that girl and don't contact her in the future. Otherwise, don't say that you know me. I feel embarrassed!"
The weasel shook its head. "I can't do it. I believe that as long as I continue to be sincere, she will understand my heart one day."
Everyone was so angry that they thumped their chests and stamped their feet. It seemed that the weasel was completely stunned.
Zhou Ahhu said directly, "Then why don't you send some rough people over and directly kill that man, chop him into meat paste and feed the dog. This will let you vent your anger!"
"No!"
The weasel said seriously, "If we do this, Shufen will be very sad!"
Loong Xiaomann said, "But if you don't do this, you will always be sad."
The weasel replied, "I would rather be sad than to let Shufen be sad!"
Zhou Ahhu said, "Brother Tiance, how about we kill this guy?"
Li Tiance replied, "Alright!"0
In the end, it was Yang Xuan who waved his hand and let out a long breath, "Alright. Let's put Shangguan Shufen's matter aside for now."
"Old Huang, you just said that you were unhappy today because there was a private matter and an official matter. Now that the private matter has been discussed, where is the official matter?"
When it came to official matters, the weasel's expression instantly changed. It changed from a sense of loss just now to a look of worry.
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