C192 Toad
Ah!
Hearing that, Xiao Qing almost burst out laughing, but she quickly put on a stern face: "What you said is true, you did not lie to me?"
Zhang Xiaofann pretended to be serious.
"Really? Why would I lie to you?"
"Fine, swear to God."
"Motherf * cker, we can't just randomly swear that. Hurry up and think of a way to get this over with." Zhang Xiaofann's eyes moved, he started to pretend to have water in his wound, and started to grimace in pain.
Ah!
Xiao Qing looked at Zhang Xiaofann worriedly.
"What's the matter with you?"
"The wound must have split open, and I could feel waves of intense pain coming from the water. It's bone-piercing pain, unbearable."
"What should we do? Come to my room."
This was Zhang Xiaofann's second time coming to Xiao Qing's house, but Zhang Xiaofann had never entered his room before. Now that he had the chance, he could no longer wait and followed Xiao Qing into his room.
At this time, Zhang Xiaofann saw a very cute little room, the decorations inside were all cartoon.
"Hehe, I didn't expect you to have such a childish heart, no wonder you want to capture me so easily like a kid."
"Don't laugh at me."
Zhang Xiaofann did not laugh and sat on the side of the bed. Xiao Qing took out a set of her pajamas for Zhang Xiaofann to wear.
"What? You're asking me to wear your pajamas? Are you sure you're not mistaken? Ignoring everything else, can I, with just 1.8 meters, wear one of your clothes?"
My father's room is often locked, and now you're in water with a wound, so if you don't wear my clothes, who will wear it? Also, you're a man, why can't you compare to me?
"No no no, can I be like you? Just go outside and buy me a pair of shorts."
"Not going."
Xiao Qing was angry, and felt that since she was wearing Zhang Xiaofann's clothes, Zhang Xiaofann had to wear her clothes, or else it would be unfair.
Seeing that Xiao Qing was angry, Zhang Xiaofann suddenly had a bright idea.
He picked up the clothes Xiao Qing had given him, flipped through them, and said to Xiao Qing: "Officer Xiao, you can let me wear your clothes, but I have a hobby. When I'm wearing clothes, I definitely won't leave any space for you.
Xiao Qing turned around.
"What? You still want my briefs pants? Do you want my bra? I'll find it for you and help you put it on." Xiao Qing said angrily.
This guy knew that Xiao Qing was doing it on purpose, and also said deliberately: "Alright, as long as you dare to wear it for me, I will wear it. Didn't you already say that there's nothing shameful about it?"
Xiao Qing stomped her feet in anger.
"Alright, just you wait."
Xiao Qing turned around and took out the bra again, and Zhang Xiaofann couldn't believe that a girl like Xiao Qing would actually dare to give it to him. She quickly took it off, revealing pieces of strong muscles on it, causing Xiao Qing to blush.
"Officer Xiao, I'm ready. Hurry up and put it on!" Seeing that Xiao Qing was afraid, Zhang Xiaofann started to urge him intentionally.
Xiao Qing angrily threw it at Zhang Xiaofann.
"You scoundrel, if you want to wear it, wear it yourself. I'll go buy you some clothes." Xiao Qing was so angry that she walked out of the room.
"It smells so good!"
Half an hour later, Xiao Qing returned from buying clothes, and seeing that Zhang Xiaofann was not only sniffing her underwear, he was truly disgusted to death.
"Zhang Xiaofann, you abnormal, you actually dared to taunt me like that, you are not afraid of the heavens' retribution!" Xiao Qing was so angry that she scolded his. She threw the clothes she bought to Zhang Xiaofann and quickly went to collect her undergarments.
Zhang Xiaofann was guilty of being a bandit, he immediately ran downstairs to change his clothes, and started to clean up after he was done.
When the cleaning was almost over, Xiao Qing came out to help. This guy did not dare to say a word, so Xiao Qing started to scold him angrily.
"What, are you dumb!?" If you have the ability to scam me, then you don't have the ability to talk to me! "
Zhang Xiaofann was provoked by Xiao Qing.
"Officer Xiao, you better not act so arrogantly in front of me in the future, or I'll spank you." Zhang Xiaofann was so angry that he could not take it anymore, and he threatened Xiao Qing.
"Tsk, give it a try."
Zhang Xiaofann didn't believe that as a man, he couldn't subdue Xiao Qing.
"So what? Do you think I'm afraid of you!?"
Zhang Xiaofann put down his broom, walked over and carried Xiao Qing onto the bed, then pulled down Xiao Qing's shorts. He raised his hand and slapped him hard, causing Xiao Qing to start crying.
Xiao Qing started to cry. She felt that was being too rash, and after thinking for a while, she started to use methods to deal with Lee Linlin.
"Officer Xiao, I'm sorry, I was too rash just now. It hit you and it hurt in my heart. Ever since I met you for the first time, I've already fallen for you."
"However, I also feel that you are a swan high above me while I am a toad lying in the water. I cannot eat your swan meat, so I wanted to think of ways to drive you out of my sight. However, my heart is filled with sorrow."
If he did not f * cking become a comedian, it would be a waste of his talent. However, when he finished speaking, his expression was extremely realistic, and he had tricked Xiao Qing.
Xiao Qing stared at him.
"Are you telling the truth?"
"More real than pearls."
Xiao Qing bit her lips.
"Don't feel so inferior. Although my father requested that my boyfriend must be someone who has great achievements, I don't care about that. As long as you treat me sincerely, I will support you. I'll watch you become stronger step by step, and then after you do something great, marry me."
Zhang Xiaofann thought, what the hell, he had dug a pit for himself here, and he had not even taken care of Lee Linlin's matters yet. If this girl was serious, he would be in deep trouble.
But if shshewent back on her words now, Xiao Qing would definitely give chase and beat him up. She didn't need to marry now anyway, maybe after a few years, he would take the initiative to say that she didn't think it was suitable.
Thinking of this, this guy took all the advantages he could get and hugged Xiao Qing over.
"Officer Xiao, did it hurt just now? Let me massage it for you."
Xiao Qing said shyly: "You can only rub on the top, you can't slide your hands down."
This fellow did not expect Xiao Qing to agree, and even pouted his butt, causing him to drool.
"I'm sorry, Officer Xiao. Since you're already red, let me blow on it for you and then use alcohol to wash it off. Otherwise, it'll hurt if you sit there and get swollen."
This fellow looked with envy and spoke with nonsense. It was completely red and did not have a single mark on it, but Xiao Qing did not know, and thought that it was real. She was extremely touched.0
"Blow …"
A cool breeze blew over, causing Xiao Qing to feel warm and peaceful, and she had the urge to fall asleep.
"Zhang Xiaofann, why do I feel a little sleepy? I want to sleep. Xiao Qing asked Zhang Xiaofann as he felt sleepy.
This guy wanted nothing more than for Xiao Qing to fall asleep. That way, he could enjoy Xiao Qing's body for a while, and also give him a massage to help him solve her problem of overnutrition.
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