C267 Zhang Xiaofan Is Not Good Enough
"Now, Lin Dongfaang, please come onstage."
The moment the host's voice fell, thirty or so pull team members walked up from the two sides, and the one leading the dance was unexpectedly a host from Qinchuan City Television Station.
The atmosphere of the entire martial arts arena was instantly roused. Many people who didn't like watching the match whistled at this moment, excitedly looking at this gorgeous cheering squad.
"The Lin Clan is really willing to give up their money. In order to create momentum for their son, they even invited a minor artiste." Huang Jiaojiao muttered to herself at this moment.
Xiao Qing looked at Zhang Xiaofann and felt that it was very unfair. All of the spectators immediately supported Lin Dongfaang, what else could Zhang Xiaofann do?
Lin Dongfaang arrogantly stepped out, wearing a Taoist attire with a drawing of a large Tai Chi, looking just like the martial arts grandmaster in the TV dramas.
The host's eyes turned to Lin Dongfaang.
"Sir Lin, I have three questions to ask you."
Lin Dongfaang was obviously very generous, he supported his daoist robe.
"Host, please ask."
"First question, when did Sir Lin learn martial arts?"
Lin Dongfaang said proudly: "He probably started to learn martial arts from the womb, because my mother always said that I was dishonest when he was pregnant with me, and often used his legs to kick her.
Lin Dongfaang's answer immediately made Zhang Xiaofann laugh, thinking that in order to win more people's support, this idiot gave me too much mental pressure, to even bring out her mother. He's really capable, he wants to fight two against one!
"Sir Lin is truly humorous, second question, does Sir Lin think that you can win against Zhang Xiaofann today?" The host said again.
Lin Dongfaang said: "I feel that this is not a problem at all, because as far as I know, Zhang Xiaofann is just a farmer.
After Lin Dongfaang said this, he purposely paused for a moment, allowing the spectators to mock him. As expected, in an instant, a burst of ridiculing laughter came from below.
"This Lin Dongfaang, he's too much. Answer the questions, and he will always pick on the faults of others." Xiao Qing said angrily.
Zhang Xiaofann laughed: "I don't feel bad at all, the more he is like this, the more embarrassing it will be if he loses to me later."
Huang Jiaojiao said: "Yes, in a bit, I will beat him to death and use a brick to break his head."
"Miss Huang, that's not good, right?" Zhang Xiaofann said deliberately.
Huang Jiaojiao was extremely furious.
"What's wrong with that? To deal with such a vile character, you should have used a special method. Besides, it's not like the martial arts competition says you can't use bricks."
"I don't think it's good. They say I pick a big piece of sh * t, so of course I have to use a big bucket of sh * t to beat them!"
"I think that's a good idea." Huang Jiaojiao only desired for the world to be at peace, and supported Zhang Xiaofann's idea.
Xiao Qing glared at Zhang Xiaofann and Huang Jiaojiao when he heard his.
"You two are so disgusting."
Huang Jiaojiao said to Ye Chen: "Ignore him, I will go and find two buckets of dung for you and a carrying pole for you, then you can use him as my crops."
Zhang Xiaofann was helpless, he had just casually said it, he did not expect Huang Jiaojiao to become serious, and since it was like that, he decided to do as Huang Jiaojiao said.
"Third question. I heard that Sir Lin is a doctor. His medical skills must be very strong. Can you use a silver needle as a weapon to show us the Lin Clan's flying needles when we compete?"
"Of course not."
He had already prepared a question beforehand and even wanted to use a silver needle to kill Zhang Xiaofann. He purposely had the host ask him this so that Lin Dongfaang could have a reason to use the silver needle.2
"Damn, does Lin Dongfaang want to risk his life!?" You actually want to use a silver needle to deal with my fecal bucket, you're really going too far. " Hearing this, Zhang Xiaofann started talking to himself.
Xiao Qing's face was now filled with worry. It was clear that the Lin Family had planned for this competition. It was dangerous for Zhang Xiaofann to suddenly come out and fight.
"Zhang Xiaofann, how about we not participate in the competition anymore, I ask father to step out and help you suppress the matter of quitting the competition."
Zhang Xiaofann stared at Xiao Qing.
"How can that be? Lin Dongfaang said it before, he wants to defeat me in front of you and follow you to enjoy the scenery at the waterfall. This is a war between two men fighting over a woman, and it's a fight for love.
Xiao Qing was slightly moved. She didn't think that for her sake, Zhang Xiaofann wouldn't even be afraid of death, she would follow Zhang Xiaofann for the rest of her life.
Lin Dongfaang had always been paying attention to Xiao Qing and Zhang Xiaofann, and now that he saw Xiao Qing taking the initiative to hug Zhang Xiaofann, he became even more furious.
He thought that after the competition, no matter what price he had to pay, he would definitely kill Zhang Xiaofann, so he reached his hands into his pockets and pinched his cards.
The host asked Lin Dongfaang a question and ended it. He invited Zhang Xiaofann onto the stage, and after a few minutes, Zhang Xiaofann carried a pile of smelly feces and went up onto the stage, and everyone started laughing loudly.
The host took a few steps back and asked Zhang Xiaofann: "Zhang Xiaofann, what do you mean by that?
"Because I'm a farmer, picking dung is my profession, and a dung bucket is my weapon. Why can't I bring it along?"
The host was speechless. He looked at Zhang Xiaofann with contempt and asked: "Then where is your pulling team?"
Lin Dongfaang laughed, "Host, you can directly ask a question! He's a poor peasant, how could he hire a cheerleader? "
Zhang Xiaofann said: "Host, Lin Dongfaang is right, I did not invite a cheering squad. I wonder if there will be any fans who will take the initiative to cheer for me later, they will naturally form a pulling squad."
When Lin Dongfaang heard this, a lot of the spectators also laughed out loud. They all felt that Zhang Xiaofann was not a participant in the competition, but instead an actor who came to tease them.
"Haha, Zhang Xiaofann, who do you think you are, to like your fans and to spontaneously form a pull team. If you have a pull team today, I'll call you grandpa …"
"What's his name?"
"Grandfather."
"Good boy."
Lin Dongfaang knew that he had been tricked, and was angered to the point of making a move, but just at that moment, two cannons sounded out, followed by two hundred slim girls dressed in colorful clothes flying down from the two sides of the mountain.
As the young ladies landed on the square, the loud music started. All of the spectators were stupefied. They couldn't understand how those young ladies flew down from the mountains. This kind of appearance was simply too shocking.
Xiao Qing and Huang Jiaojiao also could not believe it.
"Is this a cheering squad that Zhang Xiaofann invited? "They are really too creative. They actually calculate the time and use the sun's rays to hide the steel wire, creating a shocking scene. More importantly, those girls, a full two hundred of them, are all so beautiful. Where did they find them?"
Huang Jiaojiao could not help but ask at this moment.
Xiao Qing said: Of the two people leading the dance, one is Zhang Xiaofann's cousin Zhang Xiaoyan, the other one is someone I don't know, but this means that Zhang Xiaofann had already prepared the team and was pretending to be powerful in front of us, so we worried about him, that was not enough for us.
Xiao Qing nodded her head, feeling that Zhang Xiaofann was too ungrateful.
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