1657: C1657 Three-minute Withdrawal

C1657 Three-minute Withdrawal

"Hehe, you want to compete with me? What's there to compete with? I'm a cultured person. I'm not willing to compete with me in battles."

Zhang Xiaofann was about to die from laughter when he heard this, Hu Laipi was just a society member, he actually told him that he was a cultured person, and that they would fight and kill each other if they didn't compete.

This was a competition to make a poem, wasn't this too funny? He didn't even know how to respond; this was truly not following the rules.

"If not fighting, what do you want to compete in, poetry or calligraphy?

Zhang Xiaofann spoke these words with a bit of guilt. His level of skill in poetry and painting was also not high.

That was probably it, Hai Yan! At this level, if he were to compete in poetry, calligraphy, or painting, he might really lose.

Hu Laipi thought that Zhang Xiaofann's strong point was that he denied about the competition.

"We won't compete in poetry or calligraphy. We'll compete in medicine."

In this place like Xi Yun, doctors were extremely scarce. People who knew medicine were considered superior, and Hu Laipi had learnt medicine for a few days, so he wanted to use medicine to defeat Zhang Xiaofann.

Zhang Xiaofann almost vomited when he heard that Hu Laipi wanted to compete with him in medical skills. He had two special abilities.

The first was farming, and the second was medicine. If this Hu Laipi wanted to compete with him in medicine, was he giving him a chance to be proud?

"If you want to compete with me in medical techniques, how can you compare? Are you going to stab your subordinates to stop the bleeding faster than anyone else? This is interesting, we can start now."

Zhang Xiaofann, on the other hand, had the ability to stop the bleeding, which was a very easy thing to do.

There was nothing wrong with Hu Laipi's brain, for the sake of his own competition, he would use his own subordinates as a joke, with this blade, he would be crippled for the most part.

He was still trying to stop the dog shit from stopping the bleeding? What if the one who lost was still him? The little peasant thought that he was retarded and wanted to play with him!

"Are you joking? Do you take me for a fool? Let me tell you how to compete. There's a hospital nearby, and I happen to know the owner there."

"We will sit there and treat the patients. Whoever's method is useful and whoever is more accurate will win. Of course, since this is a bet, there will be a bet as well."

"I've lost. I'll give you my unconventional girlfriend. You've lost. You'll be my bodyguard. Are you willing?"

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaofann shook his head like a rattle drum.

"No, no …"

"No, I've won. Take me as your subordinate. In your eyes, that outsider female student is a goddess. In my eyes, she's nothing more than trash."

"Forget about being our wager, even if we don't compete, if you were to just give her to me, I wouldn't want it either."

When the girl heard this, she felt very upset. It was likely that no woman would be able to stand hearing such words. After all, they were truly too hurtful.

After Hu Laipi heard this, he nodded his head and agreed to do as Zhang Xiaofann said. The group of people walked over to a nearby hospital.

That hospital was only about thirty square meters or so, and was even separated by two rooms. Behind them was the infusion area, and in front was the clinic, and the medicine area.

There were a lot of people queuing up in the medicine area and the clinic. This surprised Zhang Xiaofann quite a bit, as such a phenomenon was rarely seen in other parts of the China.

"Doctor Wang, if this little peasant wants to compete with me in medical techniques, I will have to borrow your hospital."

Hu Laipi's face in Xi Yun City was not bad. With a word, Doctor Wang stepped aside. This Doctor Wang looked to be in his sixties, he was a western doctor.

When he was young, he worked in a large hospital elsewhere. After retiring, he opened this hospital [1], and just by looking at his famous watch, he could guess that he had made a lot of money.

As Zhang Xiaofann was sizing up Doctor Wang, Doctor Wang was also sizing up Zhang Xiaofann, asking him if he was learning Chinese or western medicine.

Zhang Xiaofann answered honestly. He studied Chinese medicine, and Doctor Wang's nose was full of ridicule, telling Zhang Xiaofann to surrender early, and not bring about any humiliation on himself, in case he couldn't afford to lose.

Zhang Xiaofann laughed, and asked Doctor Wang why he was so sure that would lose, and Doctor Wang looked down upon him.

"If you say that you study western medicine, you might even win. If you say that you study traditional Chinese medicine, aren't you just talking nonsense?"

"Everyone knows that Chinese medicine is a fraud. Even if it is, as a young man in his early twenties, just how much of your medical knowledge can you learn? What else can you possibly be if not asking to be humiliated?"

"Doctor Wang must be the Chinese right? Why do you belittle China of traditional Chinese medicine? Don't you know that traditional Chinese medicine is the ancestor of all medicine?"

"Besides, even primary school students know that ambition does not extend to one's age. You have lived for more than sixty years, yet you don't even know such rudimentary principles?"

Doctor Wang was shameless, and Zhang Xiaofann did not need to give Doctor Wang any face, something that would flirt with outsiders.

If you don't even recognize the capabilities of your own ancestors, what kind of ability do you have to rely on this kind of person to defeat my China?

"You …"

Zhang Xiaofann's every word was as sharp as a knife, causing Doctor Wang to be so angry that he couldn't reply.

Zhang Xiaofann continued to speak: "Are you still not convinced, then I will also include you in this, if the two of you are stronger than me, then I will lose."

"I'm at your mercy. If you lose, then shut up. If you don't understand Chinese medicine, then don't belittle it. You are not worthy."

Zhang Xiaofann wanted to kill this Doctor Wang because he felt that just knowing a little medical knowledge was already enough to make him incredible.

The surrounding people were also shocked by Zhang Xiaofann's boldness, all the patients who came here were all because of Doctor Wang's medical skills.

When Doctor Wang was young, he was a doctor of the large hospital. His medical skills were not bad, and he helped the patients here to treat many difficult illnesses.

This young peasant wanted to challenge Doctor Wang's medical skills. His guts were truly not small, but he was most likely asking for his own disgrace.

"Good, good, good. Since you want us to bully you, then we won't be polite. We will definitely make you accept your defeat wholeheartedly."

As Doctor Wang said this, he told Zhang Xiaofann to sit down and have a look, the two of them waited at the side.

Zhang Xiaofann didn't hold back, he received his first patient today. His treatment was free of charge, less than three days passed, and not everyone had the chance to treat him.

At this time, a young man in his twenties walked up. He stretched his arm and a bunch of red dots appeared on it.

If an ordinary person were to attend the clinic, they would definitely think that it was eczema. However, Zhang Xiaofann could tell with a glance that this person was poisoned.

If he wanted to treat this illness, the easiest way was to expel the poison. He could just eat some medicine which could help him relieve the poison from his body.

"You must be a hunter, right?"

Zhang Xiaofann did not talk about this person's illness, but asked about his occupation. But that was what Zhang Xiaofann said, this guy was indeed a hunter.

Today, hunting in the mountains, he got himself a wild chicken. Originally, he wanted to sell it, but in the end, he became a little greedy.

He had roasted and eaten on the mountain, but when he returned from the mountain, things had turned out like this. He did not understand what was going on.

It wasn't that he hadn't eaten the wild chicken on the mountain before. It was fine even if he ate it in the past, but how did it become like this? It was a bit inconceivable.

Doctor Wang mocked Zhang Xiaofann.

"Haha, with you pretending to be a doctor, that person's illness is especially obvious. It's an extremely common eczema."

"What other good diagnosis do you have? Why are you asking if he is a hunter? We are asking you to see a doctor and not to see his face."

When everyone heard Doctor Wang, they all laughed and laughed at Zhang Xiaofann. They all obviously thought that Zhang Xiaofann was talking nonsense, and did not understand and pretended to understand.2

"Hello, Doctor. You're right, I'm a hunter …"

When the patient revealed his condition, everyone became serious, obviously thinking that Zhang Xiaofann still had some skills.

"I know, you ate wild chicken meat because you were poisoned. If I'm not wrong, that chicken meat also died from food poisoning."

"You can be considered to be indirectly caused by food poisoning. There are two ways to treat your illness. The first way is to massage and expel the poison."

"One is the method to expel poison. The method to impart poison through massage takes three minutes to solve the problem. The method to expel poison takes three days to completely expel all of the poison."

"Then how much is the massage method for detoxifying and how much is the medicine method for detoxifying?" Those who cared about medical expenses usually didn't have much money, so they would use the least expensive method.

"There's no need for a penny to massage or detoxification. Even if you know the herbs in the mountains, there's no need for a penny."

Zhang Xiaofann said very confidently.

Dr. Wang and Hu Laipi did not believe him. They were certain that the patient had eczema and if they wanted to cure it, they would need at least seven days.

During this period, he also needed to do needles nonstop. The massage and detoxification method that Zhang Xiaofann talked about would only need three minutes to cure him of his illness.

He was just bragging. It was simply impossible. He was simply spouting nonsense.

"Hmph, who doesn't know how to boast? There are even three minutes left until the patient is discharged. In my opinion, it is definitely a misdiagnosis. Who knows, the more you treat the patient, the more serious it becomes."

Doctor Wang said this to make the patient not trust Zhang Xiaofann, so that they wouldn't have to fight to win.

"Shut up, I'm not an idiot, why have I not heard of anyone massaging their body and making their condition worse? Doctor, since you dared to give me a massage, I believe you."

The main reason was that the patient was young, and he didn't have the money to treat the patient for free. Why wouldn't he be willing?

Furthermore, even if Zhang Xiaofann was unable to cure his disease, he still massaged for free for a while. It was such a comfortable thing, with his brain crippled, he was unwilling to try.

Zhang Xiaofann nodded, and asked the person to follow his instructions and sit down, and placed a trash can in front of the person.

Zhang Xiaofann's treatment method was not only limited to massage and detoxification, but also included repentance and detoxification, the Great Love Fitness Arts.

Using all three methods at once, with the help of both of them, he was able to easily solve the problem of food poisoning.

Everyone was staring at this little farmer. They wanted to see if this little farmer had any real ability or not. If she didn't have any, then it would be too funny.

One minute was useless, two minutes were useless. Two minutes and thirty seconds later, both Doctor Wang and Hu Laipi started laughing out loud.

"Little peasant, are you done with your act? It took three minutes for you to withdraw from the hospital. On the other hand, take three minutes to withdraw from the hospital for us to see. Now, you are slapping us so hard."

As Hu Laipi said that, he used his hands to slap his own face, but just as he finished speaking.

The patient spat out and directly spurted onto Hu Laipi's body due to being unable to stop the car, shocking everyone present.

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