C147 The Consequences of Being a Hooligan
This time, Mao Xiaojun felt awkward. He had used too much strength to grab her from behind. Otherwise, this woman would not have noticed.
"Ningning, I did not play hooligan with you. I am looking for that mad dog. So, if you want to squat down and look for it, you might accidentally touch your butt."
Although Mao Xiaojun explained it like that, Zhang Ningning was still so angry that she kept panting. This way, her chest slightly trembled, which made Mao Xiaojun stunned.
Zhang Ningning naturally saw that guy's vulgar eyes and became even angrier, "Little Jun, what are you looking at?"
Then, she saw Mao Xiaojun's underpants again. Now she understood everything in her heart. This guy was having sex.
She immediately pointed at Mao Xiaojun's underpants and said angrily, "Look, you are not being honest now. You still say you are not a hooligan!"
"Ningning, I really didn't play hooligan. I'm like this here."
Zhang Ningning did not believe his explanation at all. "You are saying that your place is like this 24 hours a day?"
"No, I said that I am in a diaper now, so it is like this. What I meant just now is that I am also in a diaper panic because I was scared by that mad dog. You can't accuse me unjustly." Mao Xiaojun finally thought of using the method of urinating to trick Zhang Ningning.
However, this girl was very clever. Instead, she asked back, "Shouldn't rushing to pee your pants? How could it be like this?"
This time, Mao Xiaojun was almost unable to answer the question. He thought that since this girl had seen through him, he might as well be thick-skinned to the end.
" Ningning, if you don't believe me, I can take it off for you to see. You can tell with one look that it is really a urine rush. "
This was his trump card. This girl was still a virgin girl. How could she be thick-skinned and look at men? He was sure that Zhang Ningning would not really look at him.
Sure enough, Zhang Ningning's face turned red all of a sudden, like a ripe big apple. Mao Xiaojun was extremely pleased in his heart.
Smelly girl, what's wrong with laozi touching you? If you want to fight laozi, you are still too young.
"Who wants to see that thing of yours? Hurry up and pee outside before coming in."
At this moment, Zhang Ningning was extremely embarrassed by that guy's shameless actions. She did not think that the seemingly simple and honest looking young man would actually be so shameless.
Damn it, you stinky country bumpkin. You took advantage of me and yet you still refuse to admit it. Not only that, you even dare to play hooligan with me. I will definitely settle this score with you.
Zhang Ningning was extremely angry, but she could not say anything to refute.
"En, then I will go outside and go easy on him. Hehe, I really am not playing hooligan. I just need to pee!"
Mao Xiaojun turned around and walked towards the door with a vulgar smile on his face.
Very quickly, he ran to a big tree behind the house and took off his pants to water.
At this moment, the spotty dog slipped out again and stared at Mao Xiaojun.
Spotty dog: Little Jun, did you get that girl just now?
"A dog can't spit ivory out from its mouth!" Seeing this beast, he was furious in his heart.
Spotty dog: Hehe, I'm sure you got me. I'm really pissed now. He came out to go easy on him. The girl in your room just now was a bit more serious, just like that little bitch from Niu Bay. Looking at her made his heart itch. Little Jun, you are really lucky. Tonight, you can have a few more rounds with that girl, I'll give the room to you.
When this matter was mentioned, Mao Xiaojun scolded angrily again, "You beast, didn't you say that this place will be mine for a week? It has only been a few days, and you want to occupy my house?"
Spotty dog: Little Jun, you can't say that. You promised to give this place to me back then. You sleep at Zhang Cuihua's place at night, and the husband and wife sleep in the same room every night. It was as good as it could be. Don't you think so? Besides, if it wasn't for me scaring that girl inside just now... Can you get it so easily? You should be thanking me, to actually shout and shout at me, what a bad karma.
Mao Xiaojun was extremely angry. This perverted dog's mouth was quite smooth. Sooner or later, I will teach you a lesson. I won't bother you anymore.
"I still have some matters to attend to. You can go anywhere you want. I don't have time for you."
After saying that, Mao Xiaojun no longer paid any attention to the spotty dog and walked into the room.1
The spotty dog sighed. Little Jun, you just peed and you're thinking about that girl again. You really are a lecher.
After seeing Mao Xiaojun enter the house, it also ran to Uncle Hua's old house like a wisp of smoke.
After Mao Xiaojun entered the house, he saw Zhang Ningning smiling. This time, he was puzzled. Just now, this woman said that he was a hooligan. He was so angry that he had put on a stern face. That was why he had to pee. Why did she completely change into a different face?
"Little Jun, can you take a piss?" Zhang Ningning looked at Mao Xiaojun and laughed even more happily.
This made Mao Xiaojun confused. Could it be that this woman was having sex?
"Ningning, what's wrong?"
"Little Jun, I'm happy to see you!"
Mao Xiaojun thought in his heart. This girl probably liked him, right?
However, thinking about it, it was too fast to take a piss. If this girl really fell in love with him, then he would have a chance to sleep with her. Just thinking about it made him excited. This woman's figure was so charming. So sexy! Could it be that the dream I had last night is about to come true?
"Yes, Ningning, as long as you are happy!"
"Little Jun, let me ask you something."
"Ningning, say it!"
... "You really can't find the secret prescription left by your grandfather?"
"Yes, I don't know if I can find it either. Didn't I get robbed a few days ago?"
"Hehe, I asked Sister Cui Hua last night. The herbs on her butt were brought by you. You don't have the prescription, so you must still remember the ratio of the herbs, right?"
"I really can't remember. I went to look for the herbs with the prescription."
Only then did Mao Xiaojun feel that the situation was not good. This woman definitely did not have good intentions.
"Little Jun, you need to know that the secret prescription of your family can save a lot of people. Think about it carefully, remember it, and write it down. According to our agreement last time, I will give you twenty thousand yuan effectively. I don't want my share. Do you think so? "
Zhang Ningning thought, I'll be polite with you first before I send troops. If you don't write down the secret recipe, then don't blame me for being impolite.
This time, Mao Xiaojun was in a dilemma. His secret recipe wanted to earn 100,000 yuan, but this b * tch actually wanted him to write down the secret recipe and only gave 20,000 yuan. Wouldn't he suffer a huge loss?
He couldn't do this kind of money-losing business.
"Ningning, I really can't remember. I really won't lie to you!"
"Really?"
"Of course it's true. "
The smile on Zhang Ningning's face immediately disappeared, "Little Jun, since you can't remember, I will tell Sister Cui Hua. She said that you just played hooligan with me and even touched my butt. If it wasn't for me discovering it early, you would still want to bully me. What do you think Sister Cui Hua would think after hearing all this? "
This time, Mao Xiaojun was completely dumbfounded.
" Ningning, I really did not play hooligan! "
Zhang Ningning immediately revealed a treacherous smile. "Little Jun, I'll give you two paths. One is to obediently write down the secret prescription for treating rotten legs and give it to me. Two, I'll go find Sister Cui Hua and tell her about you playing hooligan right now. What do you think? You choose?"
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