C1359 My Profession Is Very Proper
"Okay, you win this time." In the end, Xiao Jie did not ask the girl in front of everyone whether she was the young lady or not. This kind of thing was not something she could do, so she just admitted defeat and quickly kissed Xiao Ge on the cheek.
"Little Missy, it was me who won in the first place." Xiao Ge chuckled. "Before she got into the car, I heard her call someone. She said one thousand at a time, and two thousand at a night."
Xiao Jie was stunned. She couldn't help but look at the girl again. She somewhat believed what Xiao Ge said.
"I don't care about this anymore. Let's change to another one." Xiao Jie did not want to continue pursuing that girl's occupation. In the end, she added, "Little brother, in the future, only men and not women."
"Little Missy, this is not right. As the saying goes, men and women are equal. You can't discriminate against girls!" Xiao Ge lectured Xiao Jie earnestly.
Xiao Jie rolled her eyes at Xiao Ge coquettishly. "Damn little brother, you have the nerve to say that men and women are equal? When you only have one girlfriend, then tell sister that men and women are equal!"
"Little sister, I really only have one girlfriend now." Xiao Ge had an innocent look on his face. "You know, I only have Xueru as my girlfriend. The rest are not girlfriends."
"I don't want to play word games with you." Xiao Jie snorted. "Anyway, when you are with me, men and women are not equal. But I am your sister. So... You have to listen to me. "
"Alright, it doesn't matter. Little Missy, I'll listen to you. Actually, I don't necessarily have to be equal to men and women. For example, I quite like the idea of a female being in power." Xiao Ge said in a serious manner.
"Sex Little Brother, are you going to die?" Xiao Jie blushed and pinched Xiao Ge hard. "You can say such dirty words?"
"What hooligan?" Xiao Ge looked innocent. "Little Missy, did I say something wrong just now? Why don't you tell me? "
Xiao Jie saw Xiao Ge's innocent expression and really wanted to beat up this little brother. This damn little brother was becoming more and more lecherous. He actually dared to say anything to her and even wanted to become a woman. He wanted it so badly!
However, for some reason, an image suddenly appeared in Xiao Jie's mind. In the image, a female officer who looked very similar to her was sitting on Xiao Ge's body, her body seemed to be moving up and down...
"Pui!" Xiao Jie secretly spat on herself, "Xiao Jie, are you in heat? What are you thinking about?"
For a moment, Xiao Jie's face became hot. She had known Xiao Ge until now. It had been almost four years. Back then, she was only twenty years old. Now, she had become the last woman in some people's eyes. When she dreamed back at midnight, she also seemed to unconsciously begin to fantasize about some scene that would make people's faces turn red. Clearly... As a normal woman, she seemed to have some physiological needs.
"Little Missy, you seem to be blushing." Xiao Ge's giggling voice could be heard beside her ear.
"What? Sister can't blush?" Xiao Jie came back to her senses and glared at Xiao Ge. It was all because of this damn little brother!
"Of course you can blush, Little Missy. Actually, you are even more beautiful when you are blushing." Xiao Ge said in a serious manner.
"Hey, let's continue the game. Our target is the man in the suit." Xiao Jie glared at Xiao Ge and then changed the topic. At this time, the bus had reached another station and there were a few people up and down. In front of them came a man in a suit carrying a computer bag. This man was in his thirties. He also looked quite ordinary.
"Beauty first. Little Missy, guess first." Xiao Ge said with a smile.
"Sales." Xiao Jie looked at it and came to a conclusion.
"It's for thieves." Xiao Ge came to another conclusion.
Xiao Jie was speechless for a moment. After a while, she said, "Little brother, is there no proper occupation in your eyes?"
"Yes, my profession is very proper. I specialize in picking up girls. I will not change for the rest of my life." Xiao Ge replied in a serious manner.
Xiao Jie rolled her eyes at Xiao Ge, then lowered her voice and asked, "Little brother, do you really think he is a thief? Don't tell me you just saw him steal something again?"
"I really did not." Xiao Ge chuckled. "Little Missy, actually, I really guessed it this time. However, you have to know if I guessed it right. Let's wait and see. If he really is a thief... He'll definitely make a move later. "
"Then let me tell you this. When you lose, when I pinch you, you are not allowed to use your martial arts to resist." Xiao Jie clearly wanted to ruthlessly pinch Xiao Ge.
"Little Missy, if you lose, you will have to kiss me here later." Xiao Ge pointed at his own mouth.
"Alright." Xiao Jie agreed without hesitation this time. It was not the first time she had done something like this.
Next, the two of them stared at the man in the suit. After a few stops, the number of people in the car increased. The man in the suit looked very honest and did not make any moves.
"Little brother, you are going to lose." Xiao Jie was a little happy. Finally, she could ruthlessly pinch this pervert little brother.1
"Little sister, he hasn't gotten off the car yet." Xiao Ge still didn't admit defeat.
At this moment, a dissatisfied voice entered Xiao Ge's ears. "Hey, did you see a patient beside you? Don't you know to give him a seat?"
Xiao Ge turned his head and saw a young man staring at him. On his body, there was a pale girl snuggling against him.
"Oh, you mean you are crazy?" Xiao Ge looked at the young man. "If you are crazy, then go to the mental hospital. What kind of bus are you taking?"
"What did you say?" The young man was a little annoyed. "Do you have any morals? My girlfriend just came out of the hospital and is weak. Can't I ask you to give her a seat?"
"It's not that I can't. It's just that I don't want to give her a seat right now." Xiao Ge said lazily, "It is your responsibility to take care of your girlfriend. It is not my responsibility. You know she is sick. Don't you know how to take a taxi? You don't believe me when I say you're sick. You'd better get the hell out of my way. Otherwise, I'll let you go to the hospital again!"
"Forget it. That girl really looks sick." At this time, Xiao Jie pulled Xiao Ge and said softly.
"So what if she's sick?" Xiao Ge was a little unhappy. It was rare for him to take a bus. Someone actually wanted to force him to give up his seat. If this bastard talked nicely, he didn't mind giving up his seat, because after giving up his seat... He would have a good reason to sit together with Xiao Jie.
"No wonder he refused to give up a seat. It turns out that he has a police officer as his girlfriend. Now the police are all like this, and they still call the police!" When the young man saw Xiao Jie, he immediately sneered and said.
"Idiot!" Xiao Ge kicked and hit the young man's knee. Initially, he did not want to argue, but this idiot actually attacked Xiao Jie. Wasn't this courting death?
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