819: C819 Poor President Wang

C819 Poor President Wang

A few people are crying.

They secretly sighed that their reactions weren't fast enough.

Ye Fan revealed a mysterious expression.

"It's fine, I can guide you. Listen..."

Everyone was puzzled.

Listening to what?

The sound of the sea crying?

No.

The sound echoed.

"Ding, dang!"

"Kuang Ling Kuang Ling Kuang Ling!"

"Hiss!"

"I really want to find a bit of a feeling. "

"But 'Dao' didn't hear it. I really want to see how fast it is."

Hahaha!

Ye Fan was about to laugh to death in his heart.

If this were to spread out...

As the dignified president of the Martial Association, he was just farting while he was cultivating, yet he was putting on airs. He was going to be laughed at by everyone.

Ye Fan didn't feel any heartache at all.

You're always exploiting me.

You're pointing at me for everything.

It's time to pay a price.

At this moment.

Everyone felt that something was wrong.

This was because they felt as if a mysterious power was pushing against the window of the president's room.

Suddenly.

One of them understood.

"No, that's not right. The higher the density of gas, the higher the pressure in this space. The president's room was completely sealed. He had been expelling gas all this time, but he hadn't released it yet. "

" Then the only possible outcome is... an explosion! "

"Ye Fan, am I right?"

Everyone turned around.

They found that Ye Fan was nowhere to be seen.

They searched again.

He saw Ye Fan standing a hundred meters away, searching everywhere.

"That's too much."

"Too selfish!"

" We don't seem to be in a hurry anymore. "

"Boom!"

Following a loud sound.

The entire door and windows were blown open by the fart.

Due to the existence of the fart, the originally clear weather somehow had a green feeling.

He almost couldn't even see his own fingers.

"Urgh!"

The unpleasant stench made everyone start retching.

This was especially true for those close to them.

They were hit head on.

Almost in one breath, they absorbed eighty to ninety percent of the energy.

They only felt like their stomach was in a mess.

Their entire bodies were in a terrible state.

"I can't take it anymore! Hurry up and run!"

"Poison attack!"

"No, I can't walk anymore. I feel like I'm going to die!"

"Guild leader, it stinks too much! Did you eat shit yesterday?"

Upon seeing this situation.

Ye Fan wiped his sweat. Luckily, he ran fast.

These three jin of soybeans were really not for free.

President Wang was in good health, if his body was poor.

He would probably be able to kill him with a fart.

President Wang's face turned red at this moment.

But it was too bad that he had absorbed it too well.

All the soybeans were reacting in his body.

It was as if he had eaten a dazzling meal and couldn't stop at all.

"What's the matter? How noisy is it?"

President Wang really didn't want this matter to get out of hand.

He could only come out and stop it.

However, he found that everyone's eyes were filled with anger, and even more people were retching on the spot.

His old face turned red again.

"Oh, I'm really sorry! I was doing some chemistry experiments in my room just now and produced some gas."

"Don't worry, these gases are pure green and harmless"

Ah?

Chemical experiments?

Wasn't it a fart?

Everyone trusted President Wang.

Many of them really believed him.

"I told you it couldn't be a fart."

"That's right, how can a fart have color!"

"Yes, it's like a bubble under the sun. It's colorful."

"Haha, Rainbow fart! That's impossible. "

He explained.

Everyone felt much better.

After all, most of the time, it was a psychological effect.

Instead, they looked at Ye Fan, feeling that he was making a big deal out of nothing.

He was deliberately insulting President Wang.

Ye Fan's eyes moved.

Ah! Ha!

You have a plan, I have a wall ladder.

Ye Fan took out the gas mask from the Treasure Chest and slowly came in front of him.

"This is the best time to cultivate. President, please don't move!"

"Please circulate your cultivation technique and absorb the essence of the sun and moon!"

"Can I enter the room to cultivate?"

Ye Fan said angrily, "Is there any essence of the sun and moon in the room?"

"Okay!"

President Wang sat on the ground and quietly circulated his spiritual Qi.

However, his physiological reaction made it impossible for him to suppress it.

His entire body began to tremble.

No way.

I have to hold it in.

Calm down.

Calm down.

Calm down again.

"Damn it! The president is too amazing, to be able to cultivate to such an extent that his entire body is twitching."

"His face is still deathly pale."

"As expected of the president. As expected of the only person capable of cultivating a summoning technique."

Ye Fan laughed in his heart.

Hmph, let's see how long you can hold it in.

"Right, you must absorb it for two hours."

"What?"

President Wang staggered and almost fell to the ground.

After such a long time, his stomach had exploded.

Persevere for another two hours.

But five minutes later.

President Wang suddenly stood up.

He said with a solemn expression.

"Fan, it seems like I have no fate with that summoning technique."

"I have no idea how to absorb the essence of the sun and moon."

"Ai, it's better to teach it to the fated person."

As soon as he finished speaking.

He hurriedly ran back to his room.

He waved his hand.

All the doors and windows were shut.

Then.

The pleasant voice sounded again.

And each time, it sounded louder than the last.

The sound wave was too strong, if he didn't shake it, he would be knocked to the ground...

"Ding, dang!"

"Rumble rumble rumble!"

"Clink! Clink! Clink!"

A symphonic sound rang out once again.

This time, the roof was almost pushed up by him.

He finally understood.

How could there be any summoning spells?

This kid is taking revenge on laozi.

Yes, I have been using Ye Fan quite a lot recently.

But I am your uncle after all.

I don't think you need to do that!

Boy, I'm so angry!

Pffft...

With a melodious ending, President Wang felt his body become much more relaxed.

Everyone sighed.

"The president is responsible and responsible. He knows he can't cultivate, so he immediately turned around to do the experiment."

"That's right, the role model of our generation."

"It's not easy. He still has to endure the corrosion of the stench."

"Crack crack crack!"

For some reason.

A thunderous applause rang out from the entrance.

And it was Ye Fan who took the lead.

"Beep! Beep!"

Ye Fan was having fun.

His phone suddenly rang.

"Boss, where are you? The phone is already in place. When will I send it to you?"

Ye Fan slapped his forehead. He had almost forgotten such an important matter.1

"Wait for me at the phone store. I'll go get it right away."

There was no time to explain.

He quickly went to Lanruo and the others' room.

"I have something urgent to deal with right now. It will probably take a few hours. If you guys can wait, just wait."

"If you can't wait, then come with me."

The few of them looked at each other.

But they could see Ye Fan's urgency.

Lanruo said lightly, "We still..."

She had not finished speaking.

Numerous pitiful gazes drifted over.

The other disciples had never walked out of the deep mountains or forests in their entire lives.

They really wanted to follow Ye Fan and see the outside world.

" Ai!"

Lanruo sighed heavily.

If it was in the past, she would definitely not agree.

But after Mann's matter, the rules of death in her head had loosened a lot.

She felt that it was time to bring her disciples to see the vast world.

"Alright, then let's go together."

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