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987: C987 Here Comes the Key!

Author: fen nu da shu Word Count: 9446 Updated: 2025-04-01 01:16:33

C987 Here Comes the Key!

One. He woke up.

It was already noon.

Ye Fan stretched his body.

On this day, after breakfast, he woke up and ate lunch. This was a bit too salted fish.

However, he didn't care.

This was the feeling he wanted. It was very appropriate.

He just wanted to get up.

A message came in the group.

Black Mountain Old Demon: @ Always Drilling Wind, three cowards have appeared. Please come quickly.

Su Daji: @ Always Drilling Wind, please begin your performance.

Hundred-eyed Devil Lord: @ Always Drilling Wind, it's your time.

Ye Fan hurriedly entered the group chat. Only now did he realize that the Goat Immortal had a new operation.

He drew a trash pill from the system.

Ye Fan smiled and spat.

Always Drilling Wind: Three trash items @ Goat Immortal @ Deer Immortal @ Tiger Immortal, you're finally online? He entered the group to chat.

After waiting for a long time.

They were still like turtles, hiding in their shells and not coming out.

Ye Fan did not get angry, and continued to curse.

In any case, he wouldn't say anything even if he did.

It would be a waste if he didn't scold.

Letting out a little bit of it would also help the growth and health of one's body and mind.

"Brothers, I'm going to start! Today, I'll use the window to wipe my ass - - - show you guys a hand"

" Whew! "

Ye Fan took a deep breath.

"Hello, everyone. Welcome to Always Drilling Wind's voice world."

"Let me introduce myself. I am handsome, elegant, tall, and powerful. People call me the ghost who sees sorrow when the earth cracks and water flows backward. The combination of beauty and wisdom is the embodiment of a hero and chivalrous virtue. I am the perfect handsome man who is loved by everyone. I am Always Drilling Wind! Let's give him a round of applause! "

Ye Fan did not remember where he had heard this phrase before, but it had been deeply imprinted in his blood.

He unconsciously said it out loud.

The other demons all cheered.

"Welcome, welcome!"

"Mr Drilling Wind, let us announce you. We miss you so much that you can't sleep."

"PleASEPRYOOL!"

I'll go.

The demons had improved, and they were even able to come up with English.

The person who spoke was really Hundred-eyed Devil Lord.

Ye Fan smiled.

It seemed like he had been studying English a lot recently.

"Deer Immortal, let's talk about you first. Among the three of them, you are the one who is the most evil. I won't teach them a lesson."

" You lack calcium when you are young, love when you grow up, grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't love you. You lack calcium when you are young, love when you grow up, grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't love you. The left side of your face deserves a slap, and the right side needs a kick. When a donkey sees a donkey it kicks, when a pig sees a pig it kicks. Born to be a cucumber, you deserve a pat!"

"Acquired to be a walnut, it needs to be hammered! He needs to be kicked for the rest of his life to be a broken motorcycle! You tell me, I'll teach you how to use a knife, you practice a sword, and I'll teach you how to use a knife, and I'll teach you how to use a knife. You don't even need to use the sword, you practice cheap! You don't practice the golden sword, you practice the silver sword! If I don't give you the sword immortal title, I'll give you the sword god title, but you won't do it. You'll just have to shamelessly cry and shout that you want to be a Sword Artist!"

...

He cursed for more than ten minutes.

Ye Fan also deducted more than a thousand words in the group.

Let alone the Deer Immortal.

Even the crowd was dumbfounded.

Where did he find these words?

He didn't even use any words to curse.

He was really despicable.

Ye Fan drank a mouthful of water.

"Next is you, Tiger Immortal. You are supposed to be a tiger demon, but you are being controlled by a deer. You are truly the scum of tigers, the shame of tigers."

"I feel sorry for you..."

I can't, I can't.

Although the three of them didn't speak in the group.

However, they would still silently look at the chat logs.

Ye Fan's scolding made the three of them's eyes turn red.

Their anger slowly rose from the top of their heads.

"Brothers, calm down! Don't be impatient! Don't get angry."

The Goat Immortal advised, "Ai, I investigated Always Drilling Wind's power a while ago. He was very powerful, and called the demons' brothers."

"Especially since he's on good terms with Black Mountain Old Demon. Let me ask you, can the three of us defeat him together?"

"We can't defeat him." The Tiger Immortal shook his head in a daze.

"Isn't that great? That's why we can't fight him head on. We can only endure."

"But it's not a problem to endure it like this. Why don't we apologize?"

"Absolutely not."

"But my head is going to explode!"

...

Ye Fan was getting more and more energetic.

In the end, he simply started to stir.

"When people drift about on the internet, how can they not be criticized? Just wait for my baptism of words."

"There was a spiritual bond in ancient times, known as the Betrayal, Heaven Opening Pangu, invincible."

"In reality, I felt inferior and cowardly. I endured silently. I didn't dare to have a conflict with others, nor did I dare laugh at others. I was afraid of being beaten up."

"But on the internet... I am! In high spirits, I attacked with heavy punches. I wantonly insulted everyone in the world. "

"If the heavens don't give birth to me, I, the keyboard warrior, will be able to flaunt the world for as long as the long night. Come!"

"The pinnacle of immortals, proud of the world. With my keyboard, there will be the heavens."

"The key of the great river comes from the heavens. A single key to conquer the world."

"Break the mortal world, kill all immortals, a key that can cut down the nine heavens with one hand"

"If there are no true immortals in the world, I am willing to turn the key into an immortal. First, there will be a keyboard, and then there will be a sky, and then there will be a sky, and then there will be a sun and a god in the sky."

" Who can stop me? "

He looked a little excited, but the words were very strange.

The Great Fiends had strange expressions on their faces, and they were even in a dilemma.

They felt a little disgusted in their hearts.

'F * ck, if you really wanted to fight him, it would be fine. '

What kind of ability was it to scold him?

Why did he create such a big scene?

If it wasn't the sky, then it was the earth.

Even Pangu had done it.

In their hearts, Pangu was a great god who created the world.

They couldn't be disrespectful to him.

Besides, were you sure you were telling the truth?

And you're still submissive in reality.

We think you're the most f * cking crazy.

Whether it's in real life or on the Internet.2

Whoever does it, they won't accept it.

"Ah... I can't take it anymore!"

The Tiger Immortal finally lost his mind.

He crazily @ Ye Fan in the group.

"You shut up, shut up, alright?"

"What did we do to you? How dare you use such dirty language to insult us?"

"We're all in the same group. Is there a need to be so brazen?"

Ye Fan's eyes lit up.

Haha! Finally, one of them cursed.

It seemed like his way of scolding was not bad.

There are tens of millions of Dao Arts in this world, 3,000 Grand Daos, 49 Heavens. The Great Daos are great, they are great, and they are small.

He didn't know if he would be able to spit it into the Dao.

He could become a Supreme Emperor!

Always Drilling Wind: You know what you're doing. Why did you scold you? You're the one who hurt all of our compatriots.

What's a group of friends? It's family, it's friends, it's brothers. You hurt your family, friends, brothers, what's wrong with scolding you?

I even scolded you for being wronged. When you insult others, why don't you think of others?

Who was the one who cried secretly at night? Who was the one who failed to live up to expectations? Who was it? It was me.

I really hope that you can integrate into a big family, no longer acting cool, no longer acting unique.

The Tiger Immortal widened his eyes.

I can't do it anymore.

This B is too good at talking.

I really can't talk to him.

If I really can't, then...

The Tiger Immortal gritted his teeth, his entire body exuding boundless killing intent.

Then apologize, and admit defeat.

"I'm sorry! Always Drilling Wind, I'm sorry for my companions, family, and brothers in the group. I was wrong! I won't be a lone wolf anymore. "

" Please help me beg for mercy. Let Always Drilling Wind let me go. "

Then, he actually cried.

One. The demon who had lived for thousands of years had two lines of tears of grievance in front of everyone.

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