1002: C1002 Scholars Show-off

C1002 Scholars Show-off

"Are you sure?"

The woman's eyes became colder and colder.

She looked like she would attack if there was a disagreement.

The other two male cultivators were also moving slowly, slowly surrounding Ye Fan.

Ye Fan saw that the situation was not good, so he asked in a low voice.

"Glutte, can you beat them?"

"Hehe, they are just petty people. If my real body was here, I would be able to send them flying with a single slap."

Glutte's eyes were filled with disdain.

However, he changed the topic.

"I can't do it now. I can't even defeat a single one of them."

"F * ck, why are you pretending if you can't defeat them? I'm really f * cking convinced."

Ye Fan rolled his eyes and prepared to delay some time. He wanted to take out the Void Escape Talisman from the Treasure Chest when he had the time.

"What are you guys doing? You can't use force on me. A gentleman won't do anything."

"How can a scholar like me be forcefully captured by you?"

"A scholar?"

The woman made a stopping motion.

The culture level of Demon Realm was generally low.

The same was true for humans.

Therefore, everyone respected scholars very much.

If he really was a scholar, then there was even a possibility that he was the murderer.

"That's right. When I was three, I could read a thousand words. When I was five, I recited Tang poems. When I was seven, I read four books and five scriptures. When I was eight, I was proficient in poetry and songs. When I was nine, I could break a rock on my chest. When I was twenty, I could recite poems and go against them. It could be said that my talent shook the past and present."

"People from the Jianghu gave me nicknames. I drew a knife and cut water, and the water flowed even more. I raised my cup to relieve my worries. The King of Poetry, Extremely Beautiful Ye, confronted the King of Kings."

"Hiss!"

The three of them took a deep breath.

They were stunned by Ye Fan's self-introduction.

There were some things that they could not understand.

Tang Shi and the others had never heard of the Four Books and Five Classics.

However, it sounded like a very high-end existence.

The woman frowned as she had countless questions in her heart.

There were too many loopholes in Ye Fan's words.

After that, she opened her cherry mouth.

"A scholar, right? May I ask, you were able to break a huge rock on your chest when you were nine years old, and you only started to recite poems when you were twenty years old? Where did you go in those ten years when you were middle-aged? Why didn't I introduce you? "

Ye Fan put one hand behind his back, raised his chin slightly, and looked up at the 45-degree angle of the sky.

He had perfectly displayed his appearance, and there was a hint of loneliness on his face.

"I'm not a cultivator. I'm just a mortal with a physical body, and I broke a huge rock on my chest when I was nine years old. It's already a great fortune that I didn't die."

"Could it be that you still expect me to not be injured? Of course I'm recuperating. "

The three of them:... ""

I'll go.

What the f * ck are you talking about when you're recuperating?

A trace of anger appeared on the woman's face.

"Then why do you have two titles? Extremely Beautiful Ye and Penetrating Gut?"

"Hehe, since ancient times, no one has ever been as omnipotent as me. My poems have reached the peak of perfection. Naturally, I have two titles in these two areas."

Ye Fan had never admired anyone when it came to bragging.

Basically, it was a perfect answer.

When he opened his mouth, he was just bullshitting.

The key point was that the woman believed him.

She asked again, "Then why are you called Extremely Beautiful Ye?"

The corner of Ye Fan's mouth raised, and his eyes were filled with contempt.

He even took out a white paper fan from the Treasure Chest, looking graceful and elegant.

Of course, the Void Escape Talisman was also in his hand.

This made him feel much more at ease.

He could escape at any time.

Hmph, I'll skin you for a bit longer.

"Don't tell me you've never heard of a song?"

" Oh? What song? You're also proficient in music?"

" Of course, I'm omnipotent! "

Ye Fan cleared his throat. "Extremely Beautiful Ye, no matter how dangerous it is, there will always be people with dark eyes waiting for the night. Love is too beautiful, no matter how dangerous it is, I am willing to pay for all the tears that have been over a thousand years..."

It was the first time the three of them had heard a popular song.

That expression was extremely strange.

It was as if they had seen the most bizarre thing in the world.

But that was not all.

This song was so loud that it was a bit above his head.

Ye Fan sang it once.

A girl would be able to sing it.

"Hmph, what a narcissistic song! The first sentence is your name, and the second sentence is' Love is too beautiful '. Is that what it means to love you? I'm not ashamed at all. "

Ye Fan waved the paper fan.

"What do you know? This is someone else's love for me. How can a person like you who doesn't understand poetry understand?"

"Then why do I call you wearing intestines?"

"I am not talented. When it comes to couplets, I often beat other people until they spit out blood. When I spit out a few dozen taels, that's why I have such a cruel nickname."

"Hiss!"

Everyone was shocked once again.

Were all the literary showmen this excited?

Even couplets could be matched to the point of vomiting blood?

What Ye Fan said was exaggerated and exaggerated.

But to the few of them, other than feeling a little shocked, they did not feel much.

Instead, they felt that he was bragging.

"What right do you have to make me believe you?"

Ye Fan smiled. "That's too simple. I can instantly become a poem and use various things as the topic."

"Then you can make a poem and we'll listen."

"Okay."

Ye Fan agreed and showed a sunny smile. He looked at the woman and asked, "May I know your name?"

"What is it? My name is Wan Shuyi."

"Hehe, listen well."

Ye Fan took a step forward and opened his mouth.

"Wan Rui is a newborn general.

Shu Jing and Wan Huafang.

The orchid boat passed by the Phoenix Ritual Bridge.

I tried to get along with the supersonic melody.

Love Jun Xiu Zhu as a Venerable.

Do you know that I'm the only one in my heart?"

"How is it? Not bad, right?"0

The three of them shook their heads.

"This poem doesn't seem to be very good. There are some parts that don't rhyme."

"That's right. It is indeed full of charm, but I always feel that it is piled up in gorgeous language and lacks connotations."

"The key story doesn't seem to be that smooth either. It's a little anxious, as if there's a lack of stories in the middle."

The few of them commented one after another.

Ye Fan was even more disdainful.

"Are you all really stupid? Or are you all ignorant?"

"This poem of mine is a hidden poem. Try to recall it again and form the first word of each poem into a sentence."

Wan Shuyi was the first to react.

This...

Wasn't Wan Shuyi the one who formed them? Did I love you?

Can you still play like this?

Ah.

So shy.

Why is he such a lecher?

He actually confessed to me in front of so many people.

How am I supposed to meet people in the future?

Now, the three of them didn't say anything.

There was only endless silence.

After a long time.

A man behind Wan Shuyi was livid and said coldly, "Are you playing hooligan? Don't think that you can do whatever you want just because you are a little cultured."

Ye Fan shrugged. "I am just proving that I am not the murderer. Do you believe me now?"

"I don't believe my ass. Hurry up and follow us back to investigate."

"F * ck you."

Ye Fan opened his mouth and cursed. He finally saw through it.

This kid just liked Wan Shuyi. He saw that he was talented in poetry and now he was jealous.

He vented all his anger on himself.

"You really think you are a dish? I'm spoiling your bad habit."

"Also, with someone like you, you will never be able to catch up to Wan Shuyi in your lifetime. You are so petty, what kind of big deal can you achieve?"

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