C1154 The Cannon Fire
"What... what are you doing?" Everyone was puzzled.
"I will take my saber to the sky and leave the two Kunlun Mountains! If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!" The man was vigorous and impassioned, as if he was risking his life.
At that moment.
Countless terrified gazes came from the surroundings.
They seemed to understand what this person was trying to do!
His fart was also called saber-qi, the waste gas that most animals and humans discharged from their anus.
It was just an unpleasant gas.
It's very easy to purify the air.
He only needed to use something with filtering effects to suck it in and then spit it out.
And it just so happened.
The human body had filtration functions.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone.
That person opened his mouth wide.
He took a deep breath at the cannon fire.
"Hiss! Ha! "
"Sss! Ha!"
This scene caused everyone to grimace in pain.
"Fierce man! This is definitely a f * cking fierce man! He doesn't even want his life anymore!"
"With his spirit, isn't it worth learning from us?"
"Bro, count me in. I'll make some contributions to purifying the air as well."
"Count me in as well."
"[Me too]"
In an instant.
Countless playboys gathered together.
Facing the stinky gas, there was no fear at all as they faced it head on.
At this moment, their image was incomparably great, just like sailors who cut through thorns and thorns in the sea, fearless of the wind and waves, braving the waves.
Ye Fan could not help but applaud them, deeply moved.
"Everyone's actions have completely touched me!"
"Don't worry, I will cheer everyone on."
F * ck!
I thought you would remove the barrier and let us in.
How is that possible?
It stinks and stinks.
You have already been hit, why do you need to implicate another one who has not been hit?
Ye Fan waved his hand to arrange the formation and shouted loudly.
"Come, follow my beat! Suck, suck, suck, suck!"
"Hiss!"
The sound of countless breaths could be heard.
Everyone's eyes almost popped out of their sockets, but Ye Fan still didn't say anything.
One of them could not hold it in anymore and blurted out.
"Brother, why don't you let us exhale?"
Ye Fan said angrily.
"Humans breathe in oxygen, and they spit out carbon dioxide. I want to make more contributions to the natural environment and make less carbon dioxide."
It sounded very reasonable.
But they were humans, not machines.
Besides.
What they attracted wasn't some f * cking oxygen, but poison gas.
Carbon dioxide was better than poison gas, right?
Ten minutes passed just like that.
Many young geniuses fell to the ground one after another.
They were really too tired.
They were so tired that they could see stars.
"Brothers, we can't take it anymore"
"Alright, we'll complete our mission"
"All the best!"
They were proceeding in an orderly manner.
On the other side, Mu Feng had finally finished creating the poisonous gas.
Mu Xiaoya hurriedly ran over.
"Dad, are you alright?"
Mu Feng stretched his body a few times.
"I'm fine, but I'm still very energetic! The side effects of the Scarlet Snow Fruit are very strong, but the effects are also very obvious."
"I feel that I'm at least ten years younger, and my bodily functions are much better than before."
Mu Xiaoya let out a sigh of relief.
"That's good."
"En, I still have to thank Fan."
"Are you sure you want to thank him?"
Mu Xiaoya's mouth twitched twice.
"Look at how you stink at these people. I'm afraid that after today, you will become famous in Jianglong City."
"I think you won't be able to escape the title of fart king."
"Xiaoya, you actually dare to tease dad!"
"Hehe!"
"I can't take it anymore. I feel like I'm going to stink to death. I'm going to take a shower first. "
"Me too!"
Mu Feng shouted.
"Someone, bring this bucket of blood back and open the door to release the smell."
The staff could ignore the young men.
But they had to listen to Mu Feng.
They gritted their teeth and opened the door. Suddenly, a strong smell assaulted their nostrils.
The security guard who opened the door was almost knocked flying by the smell.
He looked around.
The visibility in the banquet hall was very low, and there was green poisonous gas everywhere.
"Boss, where are you? I can't see you."
"Is it necessary? I'm here."
"Oh, oh, I'll be right there."
...
The banquet hall was a place with a lot of people, so naturally, there were many people passing by.
They were all dizzy from the smell.
"F * ck! What is the purpose of this banquet hall? It looks like someone is taking a dump inside. "
" Yeah, it's impossible for one person to have such an effect. It's probably done by dozens of people at the same time. It's so smelly. "
"Is everyone playing like this now? Do they have to organize a Papa's Assembly when they have something to do?"
"It's too disgusting. Let's go."
They saw that the door was already open.
Everyone hurriedly snatched the door and left. The fear on their faces still did not fade away.
Even after breathing in fresh air, that unforgettable smell still lingered on for a long time.
"It's over. I feel that the smell has already entered my bone marrow."
"Bone marrow my ass, our clothes are full of stench, let's hurry home and take a shower."
"Right, just rub the incense on it! Also, I warn everyone, don't think about using perfume to cover the stink, otherwise the smell will definitely be even higher."
"Understood."
Everyone dispersed.
Only Ye Fan and Mu Feng were left in the banquet hall.
Ye Fan was not in a hurry.
He waited for the smell to completely disappear before going out.
Otherwise, he would not be able to afford to lose face if he were to stink all over his body.
Mu Feng had a wicked smile on his face. He raised his eyebrows a few times and thought to himself.
This brat definitely knows that the Scarlet Snow Fruit has a strong aftereffect, but he actually did not remind me.
I'm still hiding under the fan.
Hmph, you tricked me once, then I'll let you have a taste of pain.
He watched as he walked step by step towards the switch of the fan.
Ye Fan widened his eyes.
"F * ck! What are you doing?"
"Uncle Mu, let me tell you, I can't stand the stench. Don't turn off the fan."
Ye Fan had used a barrier, but his barrier could only prevent people from entering. It could not prevent the air from entering.
If the fan stopped, he would immediately be surrounded by the stench.
"Fan, we are all family. It should be fine to hear about father-in-law's artillery shells."
Then, he pressed lightly.
The fan button instantly stopped.
"You repay kindness with ingratitude!"
Ye Fan shouted.
He quickly opened the Treasure Chest.
"Yin Wind Pearl, come out!"
He poured spirit energy into it.
The banquet hall was immediately filled with chilly wind, even the temperature dropped a little.
The stench was also blown away in an instant.
Ye Fan let out a breath of foul air.
He had managed to escape this disaster.
However, Mu Feng was in trouble.
The Yin Wind Pearl was a treasure of the Underworld.
One. What would happen if a living person was blown away by the Yin Wind?
His whole body was cold, his scalp was numb, and he kept shivering.
His firm eyes also became unfocused, and the fear of death filled his entire body.
"Fan, quickly withdraw your divine ability."
Ye Fan hurriedly withdrew his divine ability, and only then did Mu Feng slowly regain his senses.
Not to mention, it was really frightening.
The passers-by at the door also felt their scalps go numb from the cold wind.
They couldn't help but complain.
"What's going on with this banquet hall? Just now, the stench was so strong, and now, the wind is blowing. It's like hell on earth."
"Have you ever heard of a ghost hitting a wall? This phenomenon seems to be the legendary ghost sh * t."
A person solemnly said.
However, he was immediately scolded.
"F * ck off, your family's ghost knows how to pull Papa."
"If you don't understand, then don't pretend to understand."
"It's better not to talk about it. If there's something dirty, then let's not touch it."
...
"Fan, the banquet was not successful either. I guess you did not eat anything."
"Do you want me to cook something delicious for you at home in a little while?" Mu Feng suggested.
Ye Fan shook his head. He thought of how Mu Feng farted and felt disgusted.
"Forget it. I still have a friend I need to accompany. I won't go tonight."
"That's a pity."
"There's still a long way to go."
After a short chat.
Ye Fan waved his hand and said goodbye.1
He returned to his hotel.
He thought Ding Yuvxuan had already left, but he did not expect her to not leave.
She even treated his room as her own home.
He took a shower, ordered his meal, and changed into clean pajamas.
"Are you sick? Why are you staying in my room?" Ye Fan said angrily.
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