C1662 Red Pink Skeleton
"Yo, you still want Zhenfu? Come on then, let me see how it works!"
Su Daji was not afraid of Ye Fan at all. Her eyes were glowing, and she even looked like she only dared to say that she did not dare to go up to him.
Ye Fan looked at her for a long time. He originally wanted to scare her with his eyes that looked like he wanted to take her life.
But he realized that he was wrong.
This girl was too beautiful.
When he saw that she had actually fallen into his hands, he almost started to drool.
No, no.
Ye Fan quickly recited a few words of the Tranquil Heart Technique.
He really didn't know how he got married to her. She was just a little demoness.
However, he was afraid that there was also someone in the world who thought the same way.
The others all thought Su Daji was crazy.
"Forget it, I'll just depend on your self-awareness. Oh right, when you have time, recite the Three Congregation Four Virtues for me."
"Hahaha, I can recite it."
Su Daji fiddled with her slender jade-like hands. "The so-called three virtues are to never be gentle, never caring, never being reasonable. The fourth virtue is to not say, not hit, not scold or provoke."
Ye Fan,... ""
" Who taught you that? This is clearly a chicken soup for the hearts of the women. I can't believe it at all. This will allow you to establish a very wrong values."
"What is a value?"
Ye Fan's eyes moved. "A value is three to four virtues. If you don't marry, you will follow your father. If you marry, you will follow your husband. If your husband dies, you will follow your son. You must abide by the virtues of a woman, the words of a woman, the appearance of a woman, and the merits of a woman. "
"What if I don't comply?"
"Hmph, maybe I'll divorce you one day."
Su Daji was a little afraid when this matter was brought up.
Immediately, a look of grievance flashed across her face.
"You are so annoying. Everyone says that even if a couple quarrels, they cannot break up. Otherwise, they will really split up. Don't tell me you want to abandon me?"
"Uh... That's not true. I'm just joking with you. Don't take it seriously."
"Then..."
Su Daji was just about to forgive Ye Fan when suddenly, a magnetic voice was heard.
"Hello, beautiful."
"You are...?" Su Daji's eyes were filled with doubt.
Ye Fan, on the other hand, smiled. Needless to say, he was definitely here to pick up girls.
The strange man smiled faintly and pointed the needle at Ye Fan. Ye Fan said, "It doesn't matter who I am. What's important is that I think you can't continue being with him."
"Why?"
"Please forgive my recklessness. I have listened to your conversation for a long time. I think he has been brainwashing you," the stranger said.
"What else does a modern woman need to respect? Those are all the products of the ancient, no, feudal society. I think you just have to be yourself. "
The man's voice was very calm, and there was no doubt about it.
However, Su Daji secretly laughed in her heart.
She had lived for thousands of years. What kind of man had she not seen?
There were too many people who coveted her beauty.
The moment this man came over and opened his mouth, she knew that he did not hold back any good fart.
She felt that it was interesting. Leaning on her chin, she said, "Then who should I be with? He's my husband. "
Husband?
Married?
The man felt that it was a pity.
However, this could not stop his desire to flirt with girls.
He had to deal with her.
This kind of thing. A beauty of this level was an existence that could only be chanced upon by luck.
"Hubby, what's wrong? Hubby can also get a divorce! I suspect that you have always been accepting an internal divorce. You should know that this kind of behavior is illegal in today's society. "
" Beauty, if you don't mind, I can be with you. "
"Ew!"
Ye Fan immediately threw up.
"You don't have any skill at picking up girls. Isn't this too straightforward? Your goal is also obvious. So low."
"Purpose? Hehe, can you tell that I have a goal?"
"Even an idiot would know that you have taken a fancy to her appearance."
The man straightened his back and said with great enthusiasm, "Hehe, that can only prove that you don't understand me! She only looks like a pink skeleton, a stinky skin bag. To me, there's no difference between beauty and ugliness."
"Kid, don't you know that there is a disease in the world called facial blindness?"
"What do you mean by Facebook?" Su Daji asked curiously.
"Facial blindness is a symptom of not being able to see other people's faces and not being able to recognize other people's faces. But he's just bragging. If he had facial blindness, no one would be able to use their eyes. " Ye Fan curled his lips.
"But the pink skeleton that he talked about, the stinky skin, is also very artistic."
What?
Talking about artistic conception with me?
Fury gradually condensed in Ye Fan's eyes.
Initially, he was not angry. He did not expect this kid to successfully attract Su Daji's attention.
If he didn't beat him up, it would be hard to resolve the hatred in his heart.
"Bullshit! This wasn't what he said. This word came from the Buddhist scripture. The Buddhist scripture had a Zen principle, which was that everyone in the 'Skeleton Temple' was a skeleton. There was no difference. "
"It's the second Zen state. As the saying goes, 'Before Mount Tai collapses, one will not be shocked. When a man sees a beautiful woman like Xishi, he will treat her as a skeleton temple, so he naturally won't be moved.'"
"When a woman sees a handsome man like Pan An as a skeleton, she naturally won't move his heart."
"Wow, you know a lot."
Ye Fan rolled his eyes. "What do I know? It's just Baidu."
"According to the legends of Buddhism, Guan Shiyin used her physical body to cast spells. She discovered the appearance of red powder. When you copulate with someone who has lost your way, when you are in great joy of copulating, he suddenly discovered the skeleton's body and took the pink powder skeleton. After the great joy, it was the will of great quietness. To edify a lost person, don't call it the Fallen Flesh Skin Thought! "
" This is the true explanation of the pink skeleton. "
" Oh!"
Su Daji's interest waned.
"You are right, but the people of the Western Church are all hypocritical people. I have a deep understanding of them."
"Then you still say that there is a concept?"
"Jealous? Hehe, I really like your appearance."
Ye Fan did not want to bother with her. Instead, he turned his head and glared at her.
" Little bastard, are you really blind? How dare you steal my woman? Do you have the right? "
"Hehe, I don't have the right?"
The man glanced at him indifferently, then took out his car keys.
"I drive a Porsche, what are you driving?"
"Cullinan." Ye Fan also took out the key and continued, "Are you going to tell me where you live and what work you do next? Let me tell you first. "
"I'm not talented. I live in a manor next to the Fairy Palace. I work for the bosses of a few companies. I don't have a lot of assets. A few hundred billion."
"Huh? Hahaha!"
The man was stunned for a moment before he started laughing wildly.
" What did you say? Hundreds of billions? You really know how to brag. "
" Even Father Ma doesn't have that much money, right? Are you worthy?"
Ye Fan narrowed his eyes. "First of all, he's your father, not my father. Secondly, how can you be sure that I don't have that much money? Do I need to let you see the balance? "
"Come on, let's compare the balance."
"I'm afraid I'll scare you to death."
Then.
He directly took out his phone and displayed his balance of several hundred billion.
"Hiss!"
The man swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
No matter how surprised he was, he could still recognize numbers.
This was too much. It felt like he couldn't count it at all.
Then, he said in shock again, "Jiang City Bank? You actually put so much money in the Jiang City Bank? You..."
" The bank of Jiang City is mine. Is there a problem with me having my own home? "
Er...
The man was in charge of the bank's storage. Originally, he wanted him to transfer the money over.
However, since the other party existed in his own home, there was really nothing much to say.
"Kneel down and apologize to my wife, or I'll kill you." Ye Fan spoke in an indifferent tone, but his words were loud and clear.
How could the man not understand that this man in front of him was an existence that he would never be able to compare with in his entire life?
As long as he wanted to, he would not be able to keep his life.
He understood the situation and directly knelt down to kowtow and admit his mistake.
This caused everyone in the restaurant to be puzzled.
"What's going on? Is it going to be the new year?"
"I think he has seen his elders or expressed his gratitude."
"Well, that makes sense."
...
Ye Fan waved his hand. "Get lost. Don't let me see you again."
"Yes, boss."
The man left the restaurant while pissing his pants.
Su Daji smiled again when she saw him in a sorry state.
"Hehe, I didn't expect you to be so manly. Aren't you going to show me off? Why are you stopping others from chasing me?"
"I was just joking with you. You can't even afford to make such a joke?"
"Don't worry, I'm not angry."
"By the way, where are you staying tonight? I'll arrange a hotel for you."
"No need, I'll stay at your place."
"Huh?"
Ye Fan almost dropped his glass in shock.
What kind of joke was this?
He was going to get married. How could he dare to bring a stranger home?
Wasn't this waiting for Lyi Xue to flip out?
"Forget it, let's just stay in a hotel."
"Tch!"
Su Daji waved her hand. "Look at you. I know you have a wife in Mortal Realm too."
"Logically speaking, I am the main palace. I will not take the initiative to see her. When the time comes, I need her to bow."
"I do not live in the secular world. I will go and find Thirteenth Lady Chun in a while."
" Oh? You want to go to the Earth Immortal World? Why don't you spend two more days in the secular world?"
" Of course I have something to do. Oh right, three days later, you go to the Earth Immortal World to find me. Something big has happened there. Let's go and take a look. "
"Something big? What big thing? Can you tell me?"
" You'll know when you get there. "
After dinner.
The two of them parted ways.
Just as they returned home, the figure of Milk King and the drunkard appeared.
"Fan, have you thought about what I told you a while ago?"
"What is it?" Ye Fan was confused.
"It's about going to the Earth Immortal World together."
“ Oh? You are also going to the Earth Immortal World? What exactly happened there?"
" Hehe! "
The Milk King smiled. "A cave appeared out of nowhere in the Earth Immortal Realm. I heard that there is a great fortune hidden inside. We want to bring you to experience it."
Witness?
Ye Fan felt disdain in his heart.
If it was before, he would still be afraid of these two, but now...
Not to mention them, even the Alliance Master of the Cultivation Alliance might not be able to do anything to him.
Su Daji had just told him that she was going to the Earthly Immortal Realm to do something when they told him about the news of Shiku.
It was likely that she was most likely going to do the same thing over there.
It was naturally better to form a team with the two of them than to form a team with Su Daji.
"Forget it. I'm getting married soon. I really don't have time to go to Shiku. You guys should look for someone else."
The drunkard didn't want to give up.
Ye Fan was strong, and he had many evil ideas.
It was best to use it in a strange environment like this. It might be effective at critical moments.0
"Let's go. Maybe we'll be back in a few days."
"No, I'm not going! I have a lot of things to do every day, how can I have time!? I only get married once in my life, I have to make proper arrangements. "
" Who said I have to get married once? "
"F * ck, do you know how to talk?"
The Milk King laughed foolishly and said, "No, what he means is that we can get married once more, but this kind of heaven and earth natural luck might not even appear once in our entire lives. Are you really going to give up this opportunity?"
"Mm, you guys go! Wait until I get married before looking for you guys. "
"Sigh, when that time comes, the coriander will be cold. If you don't want to go, then forget it. Let's go."
...
A few peaceful days quietly passed.
Ye Fan packed up and rushed to the Earth Immortal World...
pqdm.com