1682: C1682 A Wonderful Performance

C1682 A Wonderful Performance

Time passes quickly.

In the blink of an eye, it was time for the Immortality Peach Gathering to begin.

Ye Fan purposely put on a set of brocade clothes to show his respect to the Immortality Peach Gathering.

At this moment, he arrived at the Jade Lake of the Kunlun Mountains and looked at the sky full of immortals and buddhas, feeling extremely excited.

These people were all legendary figures. He had never thought that he would meet them all today.

The Buddhist Elders of the Western Paradise, the Bodhisattva, the Eastern Sage Emperor, the Immortal Elders of the three islands of the ten continents, and the North Pole Mystic Spirit. The Yellow Horn Immortal of the Central Region, the Five Battle Celestial Lords, the Upper Eight Cave Three Purities, and the Four Emperors. Almost all the famous Immortals and Buddhas, including the Primordial Immortals, had come. As expected of the rallying power of the Heavenly Court.

It was said that the Queen Mother would invite all the deities of the Three Realms, and the Immortality Peach Gathering didn't only have Peaches of Immortality. There were also countless delicacies, the so-called dragon liver and phoenix marrow. The delicacies were as beautiful as a hundred flavors, and the exotic fruits and dishes were fresh in color. It was a poem that described the delicacies of the Immortality Peach Gathering.

The Peaches of Immortality were fragrant, immortal music curled up, jade dew and fine wine, and it was a blessing to all living beings.

It was said that there was a small story about the Peaches of Immortality. According to the legends, there were two deities that didn't receive it.

"Entrance ticket." However, they had the idea of stealing the Peaches of Immortality. One was Sun Wukong, and the other was Dongfang Shuo.

It was rumored that the Hanwu Emperor thirsted for the path of immortality, and his sincerity moved the Queen Mother. Thus, during the Hanwu Emperor's birthday, the Queen Mother brought seven peaches down to the mortal world.

Dongfang Shuo followed the Hanwu Emperor and respectfully welcomed him. After the Hanwu Emperor ate the peaches, he wanted to plant them as seeds, but the Queen Mother said, "These peaches are three thousand years old, and the land of the central plains is thin, so they can't be planted."

She then pointed at Dongfang Shuo and said, "He once stole my peach three times."

So Dongfang Shuo was the Donghua Monarch's disciple. Back then, when the Donghua Monarch went to the Immortality Peach Feast, Dongfang Shuo secretly followed him and secretly ate the peach.

This was only a legend, and it was still up to debate whether it was true or not.

The true goal of the Immortality Peach Feast was to display the exalted and illustrious status of the Queen Mother. It served the immortals like the clouds, and it bestowed life to the people of the world, giving them boundless merit.

To put it in a more cliché way, it was actually just a commendation ceremony.

However, it was Jade Emperor and Mother Wang who were there to express their appreciation.

The Immortality Peach Association had all kinds of cliché procedures.

Ye Fan looked at it like he was about to fall asleep.

However, he had a program with him, so he could only brace himself and wait.

At this moment, Peng Aoyi's voice appeared.

He whispered to Ye Fan, "Brother, how's the preparation of your program going?"

"Don't worry, it's ready."

"That's great. Do your best. You will definitely win Jade Emperor's favor."

“ En, I will borrow your auspicious words."

Time passed.

One by one, the boring dance programs came to an end.

As the host for tonight, Taibai Jinxing held the program list and said softly, "This year's Peach of Immortality will be a reformed and innovative session. Under the leadership of Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, we elected many new and interesting programs."

"Next, let's invite Immortal Ye Fan to perform a language program for everyone."

"Crack! Crack! Crack!"

A round of applause rang out.

All the Immortals were smiling as they waited for Ye Fan to make his debut.

He took a deep breath, slowly walked onto the stage, and looked around.

Snow fell in the twelfth lunar month of winter.

The couple slept and fought over the hot bed.

The old man wants to sleep in the bed.

The old man and his wife begged and refused to let him go.

The old man said I picked up the firewood.

The old woman said it was my bed.

The old man said it was better to sleep than sleep.

The old woman said she wouldn't let him go, but she wouldn't let him.

The old man picked up the grey pickaxe.

The old woman picked up the rolling pin.

The old couple played ping-pong until dawn.

It was a good hot bed.

No one slept! ]

That's right, Ye Fan's language program today was crosstalk, and it was a one-versus-one crosstalk.

The opening statement he said is called a set poem. It has the function of shaking a bag and being funny.

As expected.

The deities were first stunned, then they laughed loudly.

Barefoot Immortal: "Haha, these two are so unlucky. They are so hot on the bed, and neither of them has slept yet. They might as well fight for it."

The western Buddhas: "Not bad, not bad. These vulgar words seem to have Buddhist principles and charm. It's very novel."

Old Lord Taishang: "Who is this little deity? It's quite funny."

...

Ye Fan received cheers from the crowd just from the beginning.

However, as they were all Divine Immortals, they didn't cheer too loudly. Instead, they seemed very reserved.

On the other hand, Ye Fan felt a little more at ease.

Hehe, I didn't think that even Divine Immortals would like to listen to crosstalk.

One had to know that once upon a time, he couldn't sleep even if he didn't listen to Guo Degang at night.

His mind was filled with rich crosstalk jokes.

"Cough cough!"

Ye Fan cleared his throat. "Everyone probably doesn't know, Nezha and I are good friends. One day, I played chess with his dad. "

Then he finished.

Everyone looked at Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li, who was standing at the side. However, he had a puzzled look on his face.

When did this happen?

Why didn't he know Ye Fan?

Nezha smiled and said in a low voice, "It's all fabricated jokes. I hope Father doesn't mind."

"Haha, then you should have told me earlier. I naturally wouldn't mind." Li Jing laughed in a carefree manner.

“ Yeah, listen. What he said was very interesting. "

Ye Fan continued, "That time, his father and I were inseparable. In the end, I only had one soldier left, and his father only had one elephant left. Everyone, let's take a look. Is this a game of chess? "

"But his father didn't want to do it. He just had to come up with a rotten idea. He had to let the scholar cross the river with the elephant. That way, he would be able to eat the old generals of the other party."

"Then, his dad's elephant crossed the river. My taxi also crossed the river. His dad took his elephant and me, and I took my taxi and his dad."

"Finally, his dad looked like me again. I took the taxi and his dad took the taxi. His dad took the taxi and I took the taxi. His dad took the taxi and I was his dad..."

After repeating it a few times, everyone was suddenly enlightened.

F * ck.

So that was the problem.

Isn't this insulting Nezha?

However, he didn't care at all and laughed loudly.

Everyone saw that he didn't care, so how could he worry?

Li Jing was the only one with a dark expression.

"This is a joke? He is completely insulting us father and son."

Nezha waved his hand. "You don't understand. This kind of thing is very popular in Mortal Realm and Demon Realm. Everyone likes to joke about this kind of ethics."

" Really? "

Ye Zichen smiled. "Of course. Didn't you see that Jade Emperor didn't say anything?"

Indeed, Jade Emperor smiled more happily than anyone else.

It had been so many years since he had heard such a funny thing. Moreover, there were no rules at all. It was just a joke.

"Pa! Pa! Pa!"

The thunderous applause rang out once again.

Ye Fan spoke for more than ten minutes in a row before he slowly walked down the stage.

"Haha, this show is so funny."

"In the future, Immortality Peach will be like this every time. I will listen to it every time."

"Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother is truly wise, to actually think of this kind of innovation."

...

Everyone was happy to see this, but Peng Aoyi, who was in the corner, frowned.

What was going on?

How many jobs did the temp take on?

These weren't his work either!

If Ye Fan really got Jade Emperor's recognition, then it would be hard to get revenge.

Peng Lu sent him a voice transmission, "Son, don't worry. I have already done my part in the singing performance. Something will definitely go wrong with him."

"When that time comes, Jade Emperor will definitely not forgive him for making a huge mistake."

"Really?" Peng Aoyi found it hard to believe.

"Of course, I bribed all the palace maids to play a song. When the time comes, I will push the composer to Ye Fan. Even if he jumps into the Yellow River, he will not be able to clear his name."

"Damn! Ginger is still old and spicy. Father, your brain is too strong."

"Hur hur, you still have to study hard."

...

Taibai Jinxing took advantage of the good response and walked onto the stage once again.

"Hehe, looks like everyone's enthusiasm has already been stirred up by Immortal Friend Ye Fan. Then keep the passion in your hearts and continue to watch the new dance program that Always Drilling Wind brought over."

"Dong Dong Dong!"

As soon as he finished speaking.

A moving music came from the entire stage.

The rhythm was very cheerful, and even the immortal's stubborn heart began to stir.

At this moment, Ye Fan, who had changed his clothes, once again walked onto the stage.

He waved his hands and feet, and even held a golden microphone in his hand. His manic voice rang out from all around him.

Since he wanted to perform, Ye Fan had to do it the best.

He had already set up the most advanced revolving stereo around the stage.

It allowed everyone to be immersed in the ocean of music.

"Hello, everyone in the audience. I am your old friend, Always Drilling Wind. Ouch!"

All the immortals were stunned.

What was going on?

Why is it still you?

F * ck, don't think we won't recognize you just because you changed your clothes.

Was this an accident at the Immortality Peach Association?

Even Taibai Jinxing was stunned on the spot.

He asked in confusion, "Young man, aren't you called Ye Fan? I asked Always Drilling Wind to perform."

"Hehe, Ye Fan is my real name. Always Drilling Wind is my stage name. Everyone can call me MC Always Drilling Wind."

"YEAH! WATASP? Let's go! Everyone, please follow the rhythm of the movement and shake it with me."

As he spoke, the music suddenly changed into the rhythm of the mechanical dance.

"Thump, thump, thump ~ ~"

Ye Fan's dance made the immortals dumbfounded.

What kind of dance was this?

Why had they never seen it before?

Ye Fan originally wanted to dance some traditional Huaxia dance moves.

But after thinking about it, he still felt that he needed to integrate some new culture.

People must be sick of classical dancing such as the Ambush and Peacock Dance. After all, they were the ancestors and source of this kind of dance.

However, the street dance was different.

He came from the west.

Although there was no cultural connotation in it, it was better to have a strong ornamental experience.

The music changed again.

This time, it was a very easy lock dance.

"Brothers, welcome to this street dance scene. Shake it with me."

Ye Fan went up and locked it with his Heavenly Finger. He almost locked himself up.

The dazzling movements were too much for one's eyes to take in.

Their eyes lit up a little, and they were all attracted by the new species.

Ye Fan smiled and pressed the remote control in his hand again.

The music changed again.

The street dance had a strong sense of perception, but if you want to brainwash everyone and make them move, you still need to watch our divine music.

The background music started to sing. It was a style that belonged to China.

"You are the most beautiful cloud on the horizon, let me put my heart into keeping you ~ ~ ~ stay!"

Square dance.

Simple and easy to understand movements coupled with brainwashing music caused many fairies to become restless.

And for some reason, there were even a few small apps interspersed in the song.

He didn't know if he liked the song for the first time, but now that he heard it, he was already a person of the song.

When the immortals heard it for the first time, they all frowned.

"What song is this? Hmph, there's no culture at all, it's completely vulgar music, I don't want to listen to it"

When they heard it for the second time, their brows slightly relaxed, and they were infected by Ye Fan's moving rhythm.

And when they heard it for the third time, "You are my little apple. Let me put my heart and soul into keeping you here ~ ~ ~ Stay here......."

Ye Fan revealed a sunny smile and waved his hands.

"Did everyone learn it? Come, come, dance with me on the stage."

"Tian Yu, let's dance together! ~ "

Tian Yu's face flushed red when her name was suddenly called.

However, she still couldn't help but step onto the stage.

She didn't dance this time. Her heart itched even more when she heard Ye Fan's music and dance.

Just by watching it twice, she could completely keep up with Ye Fan's rhythm.

The music kept playing in a loop.

More and more people were on the stage.

Finally.

When everyone was still unsatisfied, Ye Fan chose to stop.

He bowed deeply towards the stage.

"Thank you all for watching my dance. I hope you can help me!"

Play call-up?

What does that mean?

The immortals were speechless.

However, for some reason, they became interested in this little immortal, Ye Fan.

Two programs in a row were invincible and innovative. Although no one could understand them, it was a perfect visual feast.

"Tian Yu, thank you. If it wasn't for you, I'm afraid my place would have turned cold."

Tian Yu's face was overflowing with a smile. "Of course not. If you hadn't called me up, I wouldn't have been so happy. I should have been the one thanking you."

"I'll be going down first. We'll talk again when we have time."

"Okay."

Ye Fan also started to walk down the stage.

However, he was stopped by Taibai Jinxing.1

"Fellow Immortal, can you stay on the stage for a while?"

"Ah? Why?"

In order to show that he was tired and that he was willing to dance, he deliberately panted heavily.

"Hehe, you've struck it rich, kid. He had just received orders from Jade Emperor that he was very interested in you and wanted to hear your story. Can you introduce yourself to everyone? "

Is there such a good thing?

Ye Fan was going all out for the Immortality Peach.

He calmed his breathing and pressed the remote control in his hand again.

A quiet and touching music came from the stereo. It was the professional background music - Rain's Mark.

He said lightly, "The autumn without wind, the geese go to the sky; the winter without snow, warm at first, but cold at first. Actually, I came from a poor family. My father and mother left me when I was very young. "

" But I am an orphan. People say that children from poor families should be born sooner. I will take one step at a time and work hard on my cultivation. When other people play, I cultivate; when others sleep, I cultivate; when others cultivate, I cultivate. I cultivate... "

"That's why I made it to the stage of the Heavenly Court through my unremitting efforts! First of all, I have to thank my parents for giving me this life. Secondly, I have to thank Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. They were the ones who gave me the opportunity to showcase myself."

"Lastly, I have to thank all the people who like to watch my show, who have always supported me, and the immortal experts who are about to become friends. Only with all of you will I have today."

"Although I haven't obtained anything substantial, I feel that I have already succeeded. I will have no regrets in my life if I can let all of you see my program. Thank you!"

The sincere and touching words made the immortals speechless.

No one would have thought that this person in front of them had no status or background. He had completely relied on his own strength to reach the stage of the Immortality Peach Association.

One minute on the stage, ten years of hard work below the stage.

The things he paid out were probably things that many immortals present couldn't compare to.

Jade Emperor nodded silently. "This young man knows how to be grateful."

The Queen Mother also revealed a smile. "That's right. Apart from my parents, I also thank us. My heart is filled with gratitude."

That's right.

Ye Fan's words were not said for nothing.

He placed Jade Emperor and Mother Wang at an extremely high position.

If he didn't reward him with a Peaches of Immortality, wouldn't that be a bit too much?

Taibai Jinxing also sighed, "Little friend, then can you tell everyone what you are in charge of in the Heavenly Court? When did you ascend?"

"I'm just a little temporary worker, the kind that the deities can find me to do anything they need. I'm not afraid of dirty work. As long as I can serve the immortals well, that will be the happiest thing for me... "

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