835: C835 Do You Usually like to Say Cold Jokes?

C835 Do You Usually like to Say Cold Jokes?

The RV continued to drive on the road as if nothing had happened before the blackmailer.

However, in the van, whether it was Wang Xiao, Ming Kai, or the others, they could not help but tighten their pants as they walked. The way they looked at Qing Luan was also filled with fear.

When they thought about what Qing Luan had done to Blackmail Hoodlum, all the men in the RV felt a chill under their pants.

"In the future, we absolutely can't offend the Green Phoenix!" This was Ming Kai, Soong Ming, Lin Hua, and the others' warning in their hearts.

"Lin Hua..."

At that moment, the Green Phoenix suddenly spoke and shouted at Lin Hua, who was driving in the driver's seat.

Lin Hua felt the hand holding the steering wheel slightly shake. The direction of the RV slightly tilted, but it was quickly turned around by him. He squeezed out a smile with difficulty and asked the Green Phoenix weakly through the rearview mirror.

"Sister Green Phoenix, do you have any instructions?"

This was probably the first time Lin Hua used the honorific of "you." It was the psychological impact that the Blue Luan had on him. It was too much.

"How long more until we reach Forest City?"

The Green Phoenix's expression was indifferent. She asked Lin Hua in a calm tone. There was even a smile on her face.

However, the quieter the Green Phoenix was, the more Lin Hua felt like he was being stared at by a devil.

"Big. It will take about five hours before I can return to Forest City."

Lin Hua's voice trembled slightly as he gave the Blue Luan an approximate answer.

"Five hours? Is it still that long?" When the Blue Luan heard this, it couldn't help but furrow its brows as it muttered in a low voice.

The steering wheel tilted slightly again and Lin Hua quickly corrected it. His forehead was already covered with cold sweat. He said to the Green Phoenix in a determined tone, "Four hours. In four hours, we will definitely reach Forest City!"

Lin Hua originally thought that he would take a rest on the road before going back, but now it seemed that the Green Phoenix Aunt was definitely too slow. For the sake of his lower body, he should drive faster...

He did not want to be like Blackmail Hoodlum. He could only be a fake man for the rest of his life!

"Four hours?" When Qing Luan heard this, she was a little surprised. Didn't he just say that it would take five hours? Why did he suddenly say four hours now?

She did feel that the journey to Forest City in five hours was a little long, but it was fortunate that they were in the RV. If they were tired, they could lie in the RV for a while and it wouldn't be too uncomfortable.

However, when the surprised tone of Qing Luan reached Lin Hua's ears, it was another meaning.

"Could it be that the Blue Luan grandaunt still thinks that four hours is too slow?" Lin Hua thought to himself.

He thought for a few seconds before a determined expression appeared on his face. It was as though he had made an important decision. He should hurry up. After all, there were no more vehicles on the national road. Even if they were to accelerate... It should be fine.

"Three hours. As long as you give me three hours, I will definitely be able to reach Forest City!"

Lin Hua raised three fingers with a determined look and said to the Blue Luan.

"Three hours?"

Hearing Lin Hua's words, the Green Phoenix was even more surprised. Didn't he say that it would take five hours? Why did he say that it would take another three hours?

Even if she didn't know how to drive, she had been to Forest City before. She knew very well the distance between Chu Jiang and Forest City. With such a long distance, even if their Ancient Martial Cultivator flew in the air, they might not be able to arrive within three hours.

"Ah, do you still think it's slow?" Lin Hua's voice trembled as he said weakly.

At this moment, it was Wang Xiao who stood out and patted the Green Phoenix on the shoulder. He said, "Alright, Green Phoenix, don't scare Fourth Brother. If you keep talking, I'm afraid he will treat the car as a plane and drive it."

"When did I scare him?" Qing Luan heard this and was a little confused as she muttered.1

Immediately after, she realized that she was actually so close to her and even reached out to touch her shoulder. Her pretty face immediately sank and was about to flare up.

But before she could say anything and tell Wang Xiao not to touch her shoulder, Wang Xiao had already turned around and walked towards Lin Hua.

"Fourth brother, drive at normal speed. It doesn't matter when you arrive at Forest City. You have to remember something that you must remember on the road..."

Wang Xiao came behind Lin Hua and said to him with a serious face.

"What, what is it?" Lin Hua asked curiously.

When the surrounding people saw Wang Xiao's serious look, they could not help but turn their heads around curiously and look at him.

"Cough..." Wang Xiao coughed lightly, and his face revealed a solemn expression as he said word by word:

"There are thousands of roads. Safety first. Cars are not regulated. Two lines of family tears..."

For a moment, the atmosphere in the RV fell into a strange silence.

This kind of strange silence made people feel like they were suffocating. It was as if time was going to stop.

A minute passed, and the expressions of everyone in the RV were still lifeless. It was as if they had been immobilized.

"Since I said this so seriously, you should at least give me a reaction, right?"

Seeing that no one had any reaction, Wang Xiao scratched his head awkwardly and said.

At this moment, everyone seemed to have woken up from a dream. They started applauding at Wang Xiao with fake smiles on their faces.

"Wow, Third Brother, what you said is really good. This is the truth!"

"My God, what you said is absolutely right. We should be like this when we are driving on the road. That's right!"

"Worthy of being Third Brother, to actually be able to say such a famous saying. My admiration for you is simply like a surging ocean, endless and endless. It is also like the Yellow River is overflowing, unable to be stopped..."

When he heard Soong Ming, Feng Lee, Ming Kai, and the others praising him, the corner of Wang Xiao's mouth twitched. He helplessly waved his hand and said, "Alright, stop praising me. I know you are very embarrassed..."

As soon as his voice faded, everyone felt relieved. They dispersed and did their own things, as if the embarrassing scene just now had never happened.

At this time, Jiu Yu suddenly walked in front of Wang Xiao. She whispered to him and asked, "Do you usually like to say such cold jokes?"

"Uh, if I said this was the first time, would you believe me?" Wang Xiao touched his nose awkwardly and said.

Jiu Yu acted as if she did not hear what Wang Xiao said and said to herself, "That's right. It is not excessive for such a stupid person like you to say such a cold joke."

Hearing Jiu Yu's words, Wang Xiao instantly became unhappy. No matter what, he was now the New King of Ten Halls Yama. Jiu Yu was the palace master of Yama Hall, so she should respect him.

And this girl actually dared to speak to him like this. If uncle could tolerate it, aunt could not.

Sizzle...

Just as Wang Xiao was about to open his mouth and teach Jiu Yu a few words, the RV suddenly braked.

Wang Xiao did not pay attention to it and immediately looked at Jiu Yu. His body pounced over. In Jiu Yu's crystal clear eyes, Wang Xiao's figure quickly enlarged and her pretty face also changed drastically.

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