C726 Please, don't piss me all over
Please, don't piss me all over
"No!"
She quickly shouted at Yang Liefeng. Naturally, she did not want to urinate all over Heaven Suppressing Pagoda, since as the artifact spirit of Heaven Suppressing Pagoda, Heaven Suppressing Pagoda was her real body. The artifact spirit was only her soul, so she could not accept Yang Liefeng urinating all over!
"If you say no, then I insist!" Yang Liefeng said with a mischievous smile.
Looking at Yang Liefeng's smiling face, the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda's beautiful eyes were filled with rage. Staring at Yang Liefeng, he said angrily: "Heaven Suppressing Pagoda is now your 'life spirit artifact', and you still want to pee on it? Is there a problem with your brain?
I urinated, so of course I can't take it with my hands. When the time comes, you can control the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda, and I won't touch the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda, okay? Yang Liefeng said with a mischievous smile.
"You ?" Yang Liefeng's words caused the artifact spirit of the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda to be infuriated, but it had nothing to say.
"Alright, I can't hold it in any longer. If you have anything to say, say it after I've finished peeing." His eyes were filled with mischievous smiles. As he spoke, Yang Liefeng took off the belt in his hands. His actions scared the artifact spirit of Heaven Suppressing Pagoda so much that it was about to cry.
"No, no, I'm begging you, don't piss on me, I'm begging you!" Anxious and frightened, within the beauty of Heaven Suppressing Pagoda's artifact spirit, tears flowed as she pleaded towards Yang Liefeng with a sobbing tone.
"Then do you realize your mistake?" Looking at the pitiful look on the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda Artifact Spirit's face, Yang Liefeng couldn't help but feel annoyed. He frowned and asked the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda Artifact Spirit coldly.
When the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda's artifact spirit heard this, he was startled. Then, she immediately said: "I know my wrongs, I know my wrongs. I beg you, please don't piss on me!"
"Then tell me, where did you make a mistake? If you truly realize your mistake, this young master can consider peeing less," Yang Liefeng said, sneering playfully.
"I-I shouldn't have scolded you. I beg you, don't piss on me, don't take a single drop, okay?" The spirit of the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda pleaded towards Yang Liefeng with a sobbing tone and tears in his eyes. That look, was simply one of pity and if the other men saw it, they would probably fight Yang Liefeng to the death!
"What else have you done wrong?" Yang Liefeng asked again.
Hearing this, the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda artifact spirit was stunned, his beautiful eyes filled with tears, completely at a loss. He had angered this hateful master?
Seeing the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda Artifact Spirit, looking puzzled, Yang Liefeng felt that the other party was looking down on him from the bottom of his heart, to the point that he did not realise where he was wrong.
"No, don't take off your pants, I was wrong, I know I was wrong," Seeing that Yang Liefeng was displeased, she immediately untied her belt, causing the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda artifact spirit's face to turn pale in fright as she shouted towards Yang Liefeng.
"Wrong place?" Yang Liefeng asked coldly.
"Can I, can I, give you a reminder?" The artifact spirit of the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda asked weakly.
"You don't even know where your mistakes are. You even need someone to remind you of them, yet you dare to say that you realize your mistakes? Since you do not know your wrongs, then prepare to be baptized by urine! " Yang Liefeng said coldly, and directly untied his belt completely.
"Wa, I'm begging you, don't be like this, don't wet me all over. If you wet me all over, I won't be able to live on!" The Heaven Suppressing Pagoda's Artifact Spirit really didn't know where it was wrong, but, looking at Yang Liefeng's actions, she didn't know and was about to piss all over her body. Suddenly, with a "Wow", she cried out, and the tears in his eyes uncontrollably flowed out as well.
"Can't live on? You still dare to threaten me? It's my decision whether or not you live, if I don't let you die, you won't even be able to commit suicide! " After Yang Liefeng heard this, he sneered.
"No, I'm not threatening you. I'm really not threatening you. I'm begging you, don't piss on me, don't piss on me!" I was wrong. Tell me, I will change, I will change, I swear! " The spirit of the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda was about to go crazy with anxiety, he immediately extended his fingers and swore an oath to Yang Liefeng!
Yang Liefeng had never intended to piss all over the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda, he only wanted to scare the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda's artifact spirit a little. After all, he would need to use the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda for a period of time, and it would be inconvenient for him to piss all over. However, he never would have thought that the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda's artifact spirit would not understand where his fault lay at this point in time.
However, reason finally had the upper hand. Yang Liefeng resisted the urge to piss on Heaven Suppressing Pagoda and said unhappily: "You dog eyes look down on me, you look down on me, and before, you hesitated to recognize me as your master. After that, after this young master's words, your pig brain finally understood that not recognizing me as master is your loss, which caused this young master to recognize you as master.
"This ?"
When the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda's Weapon Spirit heard this, it was astonished. She did not expect that the most wrong thing Yang Liefeng thought she had done was to do this.
"Asked you a question? Do you understand? "You're not going to speak, right? Fine, I'll piss on you!" Seeing the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda Artifact Spirit stunned and not saying a word, Yang Liefeng said unhappily.
"No, don't, you misunderstand, from the beginning to the end, I never looked down on you!" Hearing Yang Liefeng's words, the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda's artifact spirit immediately said.
"Heh heh, your brain is still quite flexible. At this time, you have finally understood the workings of a spiritual machine." Yang Liefeng heard and laughed sarcastically. He did not believe that the other party did not look down on him at all.
"What I said was the truth. I didn't lie to you. The reason why I hesitated before wasn't because I was arrogant and looked down on you, but because there was another reason ?" The Heaven Suppressing Pagoda's artifact spirit hurriedly said.0
"Another reason? What reason could there be? " Hearing that, Yang Liefeng was startled, then immediately turned and asked.
"This ?" The Heaven Suppressing Pagoda artifact spirit was stunned upon hearing this, she obviously couldn't answer truthfully!
Could it be that she was only hesitating because she told Yang Liefeng the truth and she hated you?
If she said that, Yang Liefeng would probably pee on her.
"What's wrong? I don't know how to make it up anymore. " Looking at the anxious and gloomy face of the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda Spirit Artifact, Yang Liefeng smirked and asked.
"I, I didn't make it up, it's just, I can't say!" The Heaven Suppressing Pagoda Spirit cried, unable to shed tears.
"Hard to say? "Hehe, then I won't be able to control my urge to urinate!" Hearing this, Yang Liefeng laughed coldly.
"No, no," I said. When the spirit of the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda heard this, his expression changed and he quickly said.
It would be better to just speak the truth. Maybe Yang Liefeng would let him off the hook for the sake of his honesty this once.
As matters stood, the artifact spirit of the Heaven Suppressing Pagoda could only hope for a chance. Otherwise, he would probably collapse.
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