101: C101 The Tragedy Caused by a Plate of Sweet and Sour Carp

C101 The Tragedy Caused by a Plate of Sweet and Sour Carp

"Holy shit, what's going on?"

As soon as Food God finished his sentence, before the soaring fragrance had completely dissipated, the surrounding immortals and deities were already restless.

Along with his excitement, being carried by the surging crowd, Zheng Kai, who was' flying 'towards the stove, also started to panic.

Countless news reports about various trampling incidents suddenly appeared in Zheng Kai's mind.

Zheng Kai was worried that he would be stomped into meat paste by these crazy immortals. While he was thinking nervously about how to escape, a heavenly voice suddenly sounded in Zheng Kai's ears.

"F * ck, hurry over, hurry over."

Food God, who was in the kitchen, exclaimed, and Zheng Kai felt his arms being grabbed.

Before Zheng Kai could react, a huge force came from Zheng Kai's arms. Wu Tie, who was in the stove, just happened to be in time to squeeze Zheng Kai into a minced meat when the crazy crowd was squeezing him in the stove. He pulled Zheng Kai into the stove.

They were clearly separated by just a stove. However, Zheng Kai felt as if he had entered heaven from hell.

"Whoosh, whoosh."

After a while, Zheng Kai finally caught his breath. He turned his head towards Food God and said, "Thank you. If it wasn't for you, I would have been trampled to death today."

"Hahaha, how could this be?"

Hearing Zheng Kai's words, Food God laughed loudly and said, "Did you forget that this is a place? This is the Heaven Realm, we are all gods. "Daoist Immortals, we can fly and we can use magic. How could we be stomped to death by others?"

As soon as he said that, Food God's expression changed. He immediately grabbed Zheng Kai and jumped out of the ground.

"Hmm? What was going on? "Why did you take off again?"

In just a few minutes, Zheng Kai felt like he was riding on a cloud for the second time. Before he could finish his sentence, a few excited shouts immediately interrupted Zheng Kai's voice.

"Eh? That's right. I almost forgot. We are gods."

"Stupid, why didn't I think we were deities? We can fly!"

"Hahaha, not only can you fly, you can also use magic."

"That's right, that's right. Labour knows magic, so why is there a need to squeeze. That fish is mine, no one else should fight over it with me!"

"Pui!" Are you the only one who knows magic? Didn't labor know how to do it? The fish is mine, put it down. "

"Hmph, since you all know magic, then it's easy. "Everyone, use your skill and display it. Whoever gets it will get it."

"That's a good idea. Let's do it."

"F * ck your mother!" F * ck your mother!

In less than three minutes, Zheng Kai, who was carried into the air by Food God, heard the loud shouts from the Daoist Immortals and Immortals below.

Then, before Zheng Kai could come back to his senses, the entire top floor of Food God's residence was instantly filled with dazzling magic radiance.

"F * ck, the deities are fighting."

Seeing this, Zheng Kai nearly screamed out in excitement.

A fight between deities, this was a fight between deities. Although it was not the kind of life and death struggle that would bring about intense nervousness and excitement, this was after all, Zheng Kai's first time watching a real magic battle outside of the movie and it was also at such a close distance. The excitement in his heart was naturally unimaginable.

At this moment, Zheng Kai was like a fanatic chasing after the stars, as he received the tickets to the first row of his idol's concert. His entire body was enveloped in a strong sense of excitement.

"F * ck, they're starting to fight. Hurry up and dodge."1

However, what made Zheng Kai very depressed was that Zheng Kai had just opened his eyes and wanted to watch a real godly fight at close range. However, Food God beside him did not give him any face and cried out in surprise.

It was only when they flew far away from Food God's residence that Food God finally landed on the ground and retracted the hand that was holding Zheng Kai's arm. He raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat on his head and said with fear lingering in his heart, "Damn, luckily I was fast."

"What's wrong, kid? Why are you looking at me like that? Don't tell me you want to stay in Food God's residence and watch the show?"

When he saw Zheng Kai looking at him, Food God couldn't help but be stunned. After a moment, he came back to his senses, hit Zheng Kai on the head with his hand and said in a fierce voice: "Brat, you really dare to think, with your strength, if you really stayed in the Wu Steel Residence and watched the show, just the aftershock of the mana alone would be enough to kill you."

"Nani?" "So arrogant?"

Zheng Kai widened his eyes in surprise when he heard Food God's words.

"Heh heh, kid, don't you dare not believe me."

As if seeing the expression on Zheng Kai's face, Food God guessed Zheng Kai's thoughts. He couldn't help but twitch his mouth and said with a disdainful look, "Have you never heard of anything before? When immortals fought, imps would suffer. Although you are not a little brat, your strength is even weaker than those little ghosts. You are so weak, yet you dare to stand so close to me? Watching the deities fight, I don't need to say the consequences anymore, right? "

"Hiss!"

Only after hearing Food God's words did Zheng Kai remember the famous saying from the ancestors. He could not help but suck in a breath of cold air.

"Hehehe, what do you think? Have you figured it out? I will not harm you. After all, you are my savior, the God of Fortune. "

Seeing the look on Zheng Kai's face, he knew he had figured it out, so Food God immediately laughed out loud, patted Zheng Kai on the shoulder, pointed at the colorful Wu Steel Residence, and gloated: "These guys, they dare to gather and fight for a plate of fish, just wait for someone from the Heavenly Court."

"Insolent! In broad daylight, you actually dare to gather people to fight! Hurry up and disperse!"

Food God's mouth seemed to have lit up. The moment he finished speaking, a stern reprimand came from the distant sky.

Soon after, a golden-armored, golden-robed, awe-inspiring Immortal general flew over with a bunch of his lackeys. Like a tiger and wolf, he went straight into Food God's house, causing another wave of chaos inside.

"F * ck, it really is a tragedy caused by a plate of sweet and sour carp."

Hearing Food God's screams and seeing the silhouettes that would occasionally fly out, Zheng Kai could not help but smack his forehead as he spoke in a speechless manner.

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